I know, there's another fanfic like this, but I can't help it! I'm inspired!

...Plus, I'm on a wedding reception streak here- in three months, I've been to four wedding receptions, and I'm going to another one next month!

Anyway, Max is about 25-27 in this fanfic. I do not own A Goofy Movie4, Goof Troop, or anything Disney. They belong to- you guessed it- Disney.

Prologue

"I can not believe you're going into construction."

Max, PJ, and Bobby were enjoying drinks in a club called Evening Delight. It was Max who spoke, to PJ.

"Why not?" PJ shrugged. "I like building stuff! 'Sides, you get to eat more."

"But what about poetry? I thought you liked that!" Max exclaimed.

"Hobby, Dude." PJ explained. He took a sip of his booze.

"Yeah, like your skateboarding." Bobby chimed in. "I thought you'd be 'Max Goof: Professional Skateboarder', but nooooooooooo. You had to get a job behind a desk." He shook his head in dismay.

Max raised an eyebrow. "What's wrong with being a lawyer?"

"Nothing, nothing." Bobby waved his hands in surrender. "Just that most lawyers are parasites who prey on the weak and the needy."

"Dude, if that's true, how come Bradley Uppercunt the third isn't a lawyer?" PJ asked, jokingly. They all laughed. Bradley, after getting expelled from State for arson, cheating, sabotage, and attempted murder, unraveled horribly. His parents cut him off, and he was jobless and homeless.

"Hey, whatever happened to that Mona chick you were dating, Max?" Bobby asked, randomly.

Max's face fell. "Oh...she broke up with me."

Bobby and PJ were shocked. "What? Why?"

Max shrugged and sighed. "I accidentally called her 'Roxanne'..."

"Oh, well, that's not so bad!" Bobby protested.

"...In bed." Max finished.

PJ nearly spit out his drink. He gaped at Max. "You mean...you two...?"

"Yep, us two." Max nodded. He took another sip of his drink, and sighed. "I was looking at my old high school yearbook..."

"Ohhh..." PJ and Bobby nodded in understanding. They both knew the epic tale of Max and Roxanne...

Those two started dating the summer after their freshman year of high school. They did everything together, and they were insuperable until their junior year when tragedy struck:

Max had kissed another girl and lied about it. They got into a screaming fight at their junior prom and broke it off for good. Max was never the same after that.

"I guess it takes a while to get over a girl." Max admitted. "It was a long time before I could even remember what she looked like."

PJ shook his head sympathetically. "Dude..."

Max just smiled, waved him off, and stood up. "It'd okay, Peej. Don't worry about it. I am gonna freshen up my drink."

Max backed up towards the bar and bumped into someone spilling his drink all over them. He gasped. "Oh, crap! I'm so sorry."

"Oh, it's okay. Really." The woman Max bumped into said kindly. She dabbed at her shirt with a napkin and looked up.

Max's eyes widened in surprise as he recognized his victim. "Roxanne?"

Roxanne gasped and smiled as she recognized Max. "Max? Oh, my God!" They hugged. "What are you doing here?"

"Hanging out with PJ and Bobby. What are you doing here?"

"I'm here with Stacy. You remember her?"

"Oh, yeah." Max chuckled. "So, how have you been doing?"

"Oh, I'm doing great! I'm just starting grad school." Roxanne replied. "You?"

"I'm just starting law school." Max smiled.

Roxanne scrunched up her face. "You know, I can picture you as a lawyer somehow."

"Oh, thanks!" He half-joked. They laughed. "So are you dating anyone?"

Roxanne shook her head. "I got married, but it didn't last long."

"Ouch." Max said sympathetically. "I almost proposed to my girlfriend once."

"What happened?" They sat down at an empty table. Max ignored the stares and protests of his friends.

"I accidentally called her 'Roxanne' in bed." Max admitted.

Roxanne burst out laughing. Max was slightly hurt. "It really wasn't that funny."

"I'm sorry." Roxanne held herself together. "I'm sorry, it's not. It's just that, that's kind of how I got divorced. I accidentally called my husband by your name."

Max scoffed and laughed. "And he divorced you over that?"

"That, plus he found my Max Box- the box of stuff that reminded me of you that I kept in my closet." Roxanne shrugged. "But, whatever. He was selfish, superficial, self-centered, whiny, and a jerk."

"Then why'd you marry him?" Max asked, astonished.

"He wasn't always like that." Roxanne protested. "When we met, he made me feel special. He gave me presents, he was romantic, and he told me he loved me..." She sighed. And shook her head. "I guess I just have horrible taste in men."

"He-ey!" Max exclaimed in mock hurt.

"No offense." Roxanne added. "I'm so glad I decided to keep my maiden name. It would be hell to constantly change it. Plus, Uppercrust is like, the weirdest name ever."

Max choked on his drink and coughed. "You-your ex-husband was Bradley Uppercunt- I mean -crust III?"

Roxanne nodded. "You know him?"

"Oh, yeah. He and I go way back." Max simmered and clenched and unclenched his fists. He then remembered that Bradley probably left Roxanne because he found out her ex-boyfriend was Max. The guy who inadvertently ruined his life by winning the X-Games, and never forgave him for it. Instead he took a few deep breaths and clasped his hands on the table and smiled. "Ah, well. It's okay. We all make mistakes."

"Thank you." Roxanne nodded. They looked at each other for a while. Then Roxanne cleared her throat. "Hey, Max? Um...would you like to grab a cup of coffee sometime?"

Max was surprised at the invitation. "Uh...sure! That'd be great. Anything to help you erase the dark memories of being an Uppercrust."

Roxanne gasped in shock, and kicked Max playfully under the table. They laughed. "Erasing would be great. I almost got pregnant with his baby..."

"Whoa! TMI!"

"Sorry."

XXX

Eight months later...

Max led Roxanne to a flowery meadow in the park. He smiled brightly with a little spring in his step.

Roxanne chuckled at her boyfriend's antics. "Max, what's gotten into you?"

Max stopped walking, and turned to face Roxanne, taking a deep breath. "Roxanne...ever since I met you, I knew you were the one. I love you, and I've never stopped loving you. And I always will love you. These past eight months have been the best of my life. Over the past few months, I realized something: I want to spend the rest of my life with you." He got down on one knee. "Roxanne Ashtin, will you marry me?"

Roxanne gasped and smiled in surprise. She laughed as tears sprang to her eyes. "Yes! Yes, Max, I will!"

Max smiled wider and laughed. "Great!" They hugged and laughed. "We're getting married!"

So, what do you think?