A little mix up.

An accidental mix up of the post almost wrecks two evenings. A Vampire AcademyxTwilight crossover for the competition going on over at FFA. The challenge was to use two fandoms and the word 'pink'. Just a little light hearted fun!

It's an AH o/s.

Pairings are: RosexDimitri and RosaliexEmmett.

Rated K.

Thanks vampmama for this challenge!

I hope you guys enjoy!


oOo In Missoula, Montana… oOo

Dimitri POV.


"Dimitri!"

I stopped dead in my tracks at the angry tone to Rose's voice, and slowly trudged back into the front room.

"Yes, Ro-"

"Don't even take that tone of voice with me. You idiot! What the hell is this? It definitely isn't Lissa's birthday present! Her party is tonight!"

I almost laughed at the disgusted expression on her face, and then glanced down at the offending article.

Laughter actually bubbled out of my chest and the air around us crackled with electricity as Rose's glare intensified.

It was a bright, neon pink car jack.

"Look closer."

Then venom in Rose's voice made me pale a little, and as I crouched down, I saw what had angered her so much.

"Huh, I'd never have expected to see these two items together."

Lacy pink lingerie - for a body that was clearly a few sizes smaller than Rose's.


oOo Over in Forks, WA… oOo

Emmett POV.


"Emmett, you goof, get back here!"

So close, and yet so far…

My hand strained to reach for the television remote, while my mind wondered if I could pretend that I hadn't heard her. The Gators were playing against the Terrapins, and I'd been looking forwards to watching the game all week.

"Now, Emmett!"

Amusement, and a slight touch of irritation was clear to hear in my wife's voice.

I sighed. Thank goodness I'd set the skybox to record it. This was one game that I needed to watch, even if it was hours after it finished.

"Yes?"

Rose could hear the whine in my voice, and smirked. "You did this to yourself. I need to fix my car, Em. Do you really think I can fix my car with that?"

I peered into the open cardboard box and blanched.

Pink. And flowers. Everywhere.

"How on Earth did you manage to pick up a tea set instead of my car jack? And what happened to my lingerie?"

"Lingerie?"

She laughed. "Of course that would be where your attention is focused. You need to fix this mess, Em. Soon."


oOo At Moses Lake Depot… oOo

Dimitri POV.


I paced nervously and kept checking my watch as I waited for the sales people to rectify their mistake.

I'd driven all morning and afternoon, and was now pushed for time. Lissa's party started in six hours, and it would take me a little longer than that to drive home. I would have to push the speed limit whenever I could, because Rose would freak if I hadn't showered and dressed up, or wrapped the present.

A box rattled, and I turned out of curiosity, watching as a man struggled to get through the doors with the large box in his arms.

Please God, let this be Lissa's tea set. I can't afford to wait any longer.

He strode up to the desk and a saleswoman soon appeared.

"Yeah, you guys messed up my order. I was supposed to have a car jack and some lingerie for my wife, not a tea set."

My ears pricked up, and I spoke before the saleswoman could.

"I think we have each other's items. I ordered the tea set for a friend's birthday."

We made small talk as we switched boxes and checked the contents, and then I had to leave.

"Trade?"

He grinned. "Definitely! I hope your fiancée isn't too mad at you. And good luck getting to the party on time!"

I laughed, and then headed towards the door. "Thanks Emmett! I hope your wife enjoys what she's got in there."