Hey, y'all!

I decided to write a Grojband-MLP crossover, just for the heck of it!

Okay, I was inspired by Magic Song, a rockin' crossover by TwiLanes (please read if you haven't already!)

Basically, Grojband ends up in Equestria, with no idea how to get home and only tiny hints to guide them.

Nuff said. To the story!


"So, Core, what are we doing today?" Laney asked. She had her bass in her hands, as per the usual.

"Dunno, Lanes," he replied. "I haven't had time to book us a gig, and we can't get lyrics anymore!"

"Well, you were grounded for violating Trina's privacy."

"Ugh! How are we ever going to be the biggest band in the world without lyrics?"

"You could try writing otherworldly stuff!" Kin suggested.

"Otherworldly?"

"Yeah! Space-age!" Kon added, fist-bumping his brother.

"Hmm…"

"No, Corey. With our track record, it'll take us to an actual other world," Laney warned, but Corey had his I'm getting an idea face on.

"That's it! Grojband will become the ultimate otherworldly sound!" Corey cheered.

"Otherworldly?" Trina snorted, coming downstairs. "Figures, since you came from outer space! BAM!"

"Bam, indeed!" commented Mina.

"I hope it summons the mothership so Fromageband can go home for good!"

"Blah, blah, blah," Corey mocked. "Oh, isn't hunky Nick Mallory going to be at the mall today?"

"MINA! LIP GLOSS! NOW!" Trina left the garage.

"Now, let's rehearse…"

Kin hooked up Corey's guitar to the newest amp, which for some reason had a symbol none of them knew on the side. It had five gems in different colors arranged in a pentagon, with a sixth in the middle.

They started jamming, and the amp began to glow. Laney was the one who noticed, but before she could tell the boys, a rainbow shot out of it.

"AGGGH!" Kon yelled, trying to hit it with his drumsticks. "GET OUT OF HERE, RAINBOW!"

"What's going on?!" Kin asked frantically.

"I don't—"

Corey was cut off as the rainbow enveloped them. Everything went black.


Twilight was happily flying just above the treetops on her way to Fluttershy's cottage. She'd just spent hours combing through the library in the castle and decided to take the scenic route, above the Everfree forest.

Suddenly, a bright flash came from below her. She stopped abruptly. Feeling uneasy, she flew at top speed (which wasn't very fast) towards her friends.

"Girls, something weird just happened on my way over here," she told them upon her arrival. "I was flying above the Everfree forest when this bright flash came from below me. I want you to help me check it out."

"There must be some horrific monster behind it!" Rainbow suggested.

"I doubt it."

"There might as well be!" Discord appeared above them. "I came because I just detected a magical disturbance in that direction! We should go there… Now!"

All eight creatures (the main six, Discord, and Spike) were teleported to a clearing. Smoke came from a hole in the ground. Inside was a pile of colors, ones they couldn't quite discern.

"Stand back!" Rainbow insisted. She flew down and came back out with a gray Earth pony stallion with a black mane. He was heavily built and had a drumset. A red sweatband was around his head. The colt let out a groan.

"That was weird!" he said, shaking his head. Rainbow Dash came back up with a stallion that was almost identical, only smaller and wearing glasses. His cutie mark was a piano.

"Kon?" the smaller one moaned.

"I'm right here, bro!" The larger one went over. "Wait, are we… horses?"

"We are!" The smaller one attempted to stand, but was unsteady on his hooves. Rainbow came out of the crater with a small green unicorn mare. The mare also had a straight red mane and her cutie mark was an eighth note with a red heart as the note. She looked miniscule next to the stallions, though not quite a foal.

"Guys? What's going on?" the mare asked. She opened her eyes, which were deep green (A/N: Yes, her eyes are green, according to the official Grojband wiki page. I'd suggest listening to that!).

"Last one!" Rainbow announced as she came up with a light orange unicorn stallion with a blue mane wearing an orange beanie that had a skull logo on the front. His cutie mark was the same as the skull.

"AAAAAAH!" the mare screamed, falling backward. Discord summoned a pillow behind her.

"Lanes!" the unicorn stallion yelped, sitting up. "What's wrong?" He set his gaze on the beings in front of him and looked down at his hooves. "Am I… a horse?"

"A unicorn, to be precise," Rarity corrected. "As is your little marefriend over there."

"I… wha? I don't understand! Why are we horses all of a sudden?!"

"'All of a sudden'?" Applejack repeated.

"We're humans!" the smaller Earth pony piped up. "Or at least, we're supposed to be. We were practicing in Corey's garage when this rainbow shot out of our new amp! It must've teleported us here!"

"So, we're actually in another world?" the orange unicorn asked. "Awesome!"

"I'm so scared… and confused!" 'Lanes' whimpered.

"Who are you?" Twilight asked.

"Oh, I'm Corey. This is Laney, Kin, and Kon. We're Grojband!"

"That's… not a real word," Twilight replied, rolling her eyes.

"We made it up! We're a band!"

Pinkie Pie, who had been strangely silent, popped up.

"Yeah! They're a band that's really good, but can't get anywhere because they go all over the place with the themes of their performances and can't write good lyrics so they steal them from Corey's sister's diary by causing her to go into epic rages! Right?" She looked at the four newcomers who stared at her.

"How'd you know all that?" Laney asked.

"Just a hunch!"

Once all the introductions were out of the way, Laney asked the one question on every member of Grojband's minds.

"How do we get home?"


BAM! I left you there because my mind zonked out on me. Again. Ugh! I'm so like Corey! I have ADHD, like him, but my musical talent is limited to tuba, marching band, and singing karaoke in my bedroom. I can't dance.

Enough about my flaws.

This first chapter isn't very good, but this is the last story I'm beginning in 2015! *blows noisemaker* Happy New Year!

Random Thought moment: Have you ever been in "the Zone"? That state of mind where you're super-focused and don't notice anything else? Well, there are only two instances where I'll get like that; 1, if I'm reading a really interesting book/fanfiction, or 2, if I'm writing. For instance, on iTunes, I have a seven-song playlist consisting of "High School Never Ends", "Wolf in Sheep's Clothing", "Basket Case", "Sk8r Boi", "Girlfriend", "The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku", and "World is Mine". While reading Five Simple Words (an ultra-awesome fic by immawizard), I listened to "Wolf in Sheep's Clothing", which should've been followed by "Basket Case". Instead, the next song I heard was "Girlfriend". Either I was in the Zone, or I time-traveled.

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So long and thanks for all the fish!