Dairine and Roshaun were sitting side by side on the moon, gazing out at the earth as it slowly rose before them.
"It certainly is beautiful from up here," said Roshaun.
"Mm hmm," said Dairine.
Roshaun felt his heart begin to beat more quickly. "But not as beautiful as you."
"Roshaun. . . ." Dairine turned to face him, and as their eyes met, there was almost a surge of energy between them. "There's something I have to tell you."
"Yes?" he whispered hopefully, daring to draw closer.
Dairine's voice was trembling as she spoke. "I. . . I love. . . ."
"You love me?" gasped Roshaun.
-- Needle-sliding-off-the-groove sound effect --
"What? HELL no!" Dairine jerked away from him. "You're whiny and loud and full of yourself! I love Sker'ret!"
"BOO-YA! Score one for the giant centipede!" Sker'ret cheered as he materialized beside them. Then he put on his fuzzy pimp hat as Dairine ran up to him and they started kissing passionately.
"NOOOO!" Roshaun wailed. "CURSE YOU AND YOUR IRRESISTIBLE SEXINESS, SKER'RET! Now who am I supposed to give this box of chocolates to?"
"Hey there, cutie," said S'reee, tapping him on the shoulder.
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A/N: I wrote this because, quite frankly. . . I don't like Roshaun! Mwa ha ha ha! (is hanged by legion of Roshaun fans)
