Disclaimer: I don't own camp lazlo..but if I did well..lazlo and edward would be more than just buddies :3 , sadly I read all the fanfiction I can find here of lazloxedward so I want to read at least one more so I decided to make my own ..its gonna suck but hey I'll try ( - . - )'

chapter 1

"Doctor Haze the sub-... campers are here"

"Thank you Krissy but please call me Scoutmaster Haze" I say with a grin.

Krissy giggles "yes Scoutmaster"

"Will you join me in greeting our new campers krissy?"

"of course"

Edwards P.O.V

Stupid camp.. I think to myself as I look out the window

"HELLO!"

I jump, my face meets the window ouh, I look up to see a very cheerful, tan face.

"what do u want?" I ask reluctantly with a glare, it doesn't seem to faze him...stupid campers, adding onto my last thought.

"I'm Lazlo what's your name?" he gives me a big almost a banana smile. I stare at him with leave-me-alone face but he doesn't seem to get the hint. Moron

"sigh...it's Edward if you must know ..." I say looking away from him.

"well Edward I hope you and me can become camp buddies!" such a cheerful mood, I really want to hurt him, to smack that good mood away.

"Fat chance I would befriend a dirty Hippie" I say noticing that he's wearing a tie die shirt and peace sign necklace, I'm hoping to insult him.

"awww thank you!" he takes it as a compliment, idio- my thoughts were cut off as Lazlo was thrown onto me.

"Campers please exit the bus"

I look up to find Lazlos face being only a few inches away from my face. My face feel like it cuaght on fire! I push him off harshly that it causes him to knock into a small boy with a baseball cap but shoot out of the bus before I see how it turns out.

-
Lazlo P.O.V.

My eyes meet his blue eyes, suddenly I see his light skin tone turn red. Then BAM! I'm pushed off my orangy/redish hair get in my way before I can look for something to cath myself on. Causing me to knock into another I get up quickly this time not wanting to be pushed again.

"Sorry..um..uhhh " crap I don't know his name.

"Clam!" he pipes out

"Sorry Clam didn't mean to knock you down" I strecthed my arm out to help him out he takes it.

"It's ok"

"Can you please go through already I'm trying to exit the bus!" an impatient strong accented voice whined out from behind Clam, he was wearing white dressy clothing. Apologizing I move forward and exit off the bus. I'm faced by a large gate and other campers awaiting, I can't help but to smile at everyone that's untill I look to my left and make eye contact with piercing blue eyes Edward.

"Blushing!"

I look down to see Clam shout out blushing at me again. I laugh and scracth the back of my head trying to play it off.

"Welcome to Camp Kidney campers, hope the bus ride wasn't to hard on yall" a women with blonde hair in a brown dress and red scarf greets us with a man beside her except he says nothing but at least he is smiling!

-
Edward P.O.V.

Stupid Lazlo I gave him a glare as he kept on smiling to everyone. He noticed me though was that a blush? No of cour- before I can think to much into it a women greets us.

"Please step into our camp grounds, your bags are already settled into your cabines. Now listen carefully as I call names out for each cabin Ping-pong, Dave and.."

I tune her out as I look around, theres something off about this place.

"Edward! Can you believe it you, me,Clam ,and Raj are bunck mates!" the hippie tells me.

"WHAT?WHY?" I look to the women but she just smiles.

"No you don't! change me into another" glaring at her with my arms crossed, I'm going to hold my ground. Noticing this her smile fades and she gives me a stare with dead eyes suddenly I notices her lips moving.

"we have no tolerance for trouble makers "her voice is grim

I look down, then back up, shes's challenging me.

-
Lazlo P.O.V.

I can feel tension, tension isn't a good thing. It ruins everyones mood or lead to something crazy! So I burst in the conversation with a question that's been in my mind all day.

"Why are we here?" my parents never told me they just gave me a ticket, bag of my things and told me to wait outside for a cab that will take me to the airport to leave for summer camp. I just smiled and followed orders. I guess I'm not the only one either since everyone is mumbling amust themselves.
the women looks at us with a smile again.

"All will be explained when all campers head to to their cabin and get settled"

"ok!" that sounds fine to me, I see Edward heading towards me I feel nervous but try to brush it off.

"HEL-"

"I don't need your help ok so don't expect a thank you" crossing his arms then walking off to our assigned cabin.

"What a jerk" an accented voice said it was Raj with Clam.

"Jerk!" Clam repeated

"His just grumpy" I defend him. We walk to our cabin and as everyone gets in we notice where's the buncks? Where's our bags?

"What the hell?" Edward yell as he tries to open the door.

THUD

We all look to the other side. A ball? No it's cracking , gas is leaking out, my head feels light. I can hear Raj screaming. Suddenly a voice is heard through a speaker.

"You all are here as my little subjects" it's a man voice

"Your parents couldn't afford life anymore so we gladly gave them an affor one or two children around the age of 15-17 that are healthy for 70 thousand dollars"

what..no..my vision is getting blurred Raj and Clam are on the floor silient not moving..where's edward?

THUD

I look behind me Edward? He's coughing .

"Have a good sleep campers"

Everything goes black

oh btw their humans..well for now muahahaha! well that's it untill next chapter if I get at least 1 review! Please no flames thank you and have a great day! :3