Marty McFly and Jennifer Parker were in courthouse square, discussing what their friend Doc would show Marty that night at the mall. Jennifer decided that she wanted to come see it too, so she decided to sneak out of her grandma's house to join Marty. Then, along came a woman.
"Save the clocktower!" she shouted.
"Here's a quarter." said Marty. When the woman left, Marty and Jennifer kissed, but then Jen's dad showed up.
"I gotta go! Love you! Bye!" said Jennifer.
"Bye," said Marty.
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At Marty's house, things weren't going very well.
"Lorraine," said Biff Tannen. "Why can't you understand that your car has a blind spot? Man, I can't believe I ever had a crush on you!"
"Look, Biff, the car has no blind spot…you were drunk!" said Lorraine.
"I don't care! Your insurance needs to pay for the car- as well as my bottle of beer, and my shirt, which got covered in beer!"
"Listen, Biff, I, uh…" Suddenly, the doorbell rang.
"Hey, Biff!" said the toothless woman who appeared in the doorway.
"Hello there, Gumette. What are you doing here?" asked Biff.
"I'm here to give Lorraine a piece of my mind. After all, I gave you the beer and new suit!" said the woman. She walked over to Lorraine. "Listen, Baines-McFly, you've got to be more careful in your car-loaning! You almost killed Biff. And your shoe's untied." Lorraine looked down, saw her shoes were tied, and Gumette slapped her. "You're gullible…and nerdy! How'd you end up with such a cute, popular kid like George- oh hey, Marty! Say hi to your dad for me!" Marty walked in as both Gumette and Biff left. "Mom, how could you do this? I really wanted to go on that camping trip!" said Marty.
"The thing is, I'm no good with confrontations. Now, look Marty, why don't you join George, Dave, and Linda for supper?" said Lorraine, sitting down to watch a rerun of "The Honeymooners". Marty sighed, joining the others.
"Hey, Marty." said Linda.
"Yes?" asked Marty.
"Jennifer Parker called." said Linda.
"Oh, Marty. Girls don't call boys, boys call girls! Don't you understand? I always made the first move in calling, kissing, and parking. Why don't you grow up to be like me?" asked George.
"Dad, you're kind of a super depressed alcoholic . Plus, I'm considering calling a boy someday. How do you ever meet anybody?" asked Linda.
"It just happens. I remember that faithful day I met your mother…" George began.
"Grandpa hit you with the car! That was so stupid." said Linda.
'Well, if Grandpa hadn't hit me, none of you would have been born! Lorraine, what were you doing when I first saw you- birdwatching? You were almost looking right at me, distracting me so I didn't see the car coming." said George.
"Ha ha ha!" said Lorraine, ignoring George. "This episode reminds me of why Joey got put in jail! For being an alien!"
"It's so embarrassing," said Linda. "having an uncle in prison!"
"Uncle Jailbird, I call him! Darn, I'm late!" said Dave, grabbing a Burger King hat, giving Lorraine a kiss and George a wave, and leaving.
"He's your brother, Mom. Continue the story, Dad." said Marty. Lorraine, realizing the kids were no longer talking to her, returned to her show.
"Anyways," said George. " Grandpa and Lorry ran over to me lying there in the road. They carried me into the house. Lorraine woke me up, and it was just…instant love, in my opinion. I felt sorry, knowing Lorraine was a wimpy school nerd."
"Yeah, you asked her to the Fish Under The Sea Dance!" said Linda.
"it was Enchantment Under The Sea, Linda. Lorraine and I had our first kiss. From that moment, I realized Lorraine loved me back. We would spend the rest of our lives together. That night, there was a horrible thunderstorm. Marvin Richie and the Starlighters were playing. Ah, memories." said George.
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That night, Jennifer came to Marty's house as planned. Also as planned, they had the camera. When they were ready, Marty and Jennifer arrived at the mall. Doc came out of his truck. "Marty, you made it! And you brought my video camera! Why is she here?"
"She just wanted to come, Doc. So, where's your big project?" said Marty.
"Right here!" said Doc. He backed a car out of the truck.
"Doc, you didn't invent the DeLorean!" said Jennifer.
"It's not a-, well, yes, it's a DeLorean, but it's so much more than that!" said Doc. "You need to put on radiation suits."
"Uh, okay." said Marty, as he and Jennifer climbed into the suits.
" Roll the camera, Marty!" said Doc once the teens were in their radiation suits. "I'm on it!" said Marty.
"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Emmett Brown. It's a Saturday, October 26th, 1985, 1:18 AM, and this is temporal experiment number one!" said Doc. He took his dog, Einstein, and put him in the car. "Our watches are perfectly synchronized!" said Doc. "Watch what happens!" Doc started his remote control. The car got really fast. Marty and Jennifer got scared. Then, the car vanished into trails of fire!
"Doc, you killed Einstein!" shouted Jennifer.
"No, I didn't! He time-traveled one minute into the future!" said Doc.
"You made a time machine out of a car?" asked Jennifer.
"Yep! It all starts with plutonium!" said Doc.
"It's nuclear?!" asked Marty.
"Calm down. I just need the nuclear reaction for 1.21 jigowatts of electricity!" said Doc. Suddenly, Doc pushed Marty and Jennifer out of the way. The car returned. Einstein was safe! He came out. "Look," said Doc, but Marty was touching the license plate. "Hot!" Marty said.
"Anyways," said Doc. "On November 5th, 1955, I fell off my wet toilet and hit my head on the sink. Why was I on the toilet? I was hanging a clock. I got a vision of the Flux Capacitor, this y thing, and knew it would make time travel possible! My god, was that really that long ago? I remember when Old Man Peabody owned this place. It was all farmland as far as the eye could see. Peabody always had such crazy ideas- like breeding pine trees! Let's look at the time machine."
"Wait, Doc," said Jennifer. "How'd you get plutonium anyway?"
"Oh," said Doc, climbing into the DeLorean. " I ripped off some Libyan nationalists who wanted me to build them a bomb! I gave them a fake one, made of used pinball machine parts. Get in the car, and look at these displays and this keypad. This display shows where you're going, where you are, and where you were. Type in your destination here." Doc typed "NOV 5 1955", but suddenly Einstein whimpered. "What is it, Einie?" asked Doc. Then, Doc saw a huge Volkswagen Bus with the headlights on! "The Libyans found me! Run for it Marty and Jennifer!" he shouted.
The teens took off in the car, attempting to get it up to 90 so they could make the Libyans crash into a photo booth. But there was one thing Doc hadn't told them: Time-travel was achieved at 88 miles an hour. And so, once they reached 88 mph, the car vanished into fire trails- and Marty and Jennifer came face to face with a scarecrow. They screamed, and let go of the steering wheel. This caused the DeLorean to speed out of control, and crash into a barn. Marty fell unconscious, but Jennifer remained awake, and tried to exit the door.
"Aliens!" shouted a little boy, showing his parents and sister a spaceship drawing that looked just like the DeLorean.
"I'm not an alien!" shouted Jennifer, getting out. "Sorry for crashing your barn, sir. I come in peace."
"It's mutated into a human! Shoot it!" shouted the boy. Jennifer turned around, and drove the car off, running over a pine tree.
"Darn space jerk!" shouted the father, who was obviously Mr. Peabody.
But Jennifer drove on. Suddenly, Jennifer saw something that made her gasp. She thought she had gotten to Marty's house. And she recognized the stone lions. But something was off. For, right where Marty's house should have been, was a very small unpaved dirt road with a construction trailer on it, and behind the stone lions sat a huge billboard that said, "Lyon Estates: Live in the home of tomorrow… today! Coming Fall 1956!"
Note: I named him Marvin Richie as a reference to Lionel Richie, who wrote the duet song with someone else that Marty and Jennifer perform at the dance.
