Toad's stomach growled as the young mushroom boy was at the Shroom Ridge, needing a break from the hustle and bustle of partying with Mario and pals all the time. He definitely was feeling hungry, but the rumble in his belly wasn't just for food...
"Boy, am I glad I'm all the way out here, by myself!" Toad stated as he wrapped his arms around the back of his white colored, red spotted mushroom cap. "It could get a little crazy hangin' around with Mario all day... I just need some time to myself..."
Closing his eyes, Toad relaxed his muscles. And in doing so, he let out a huge fart, opening his eyes as he yelped in fright, jumping into a nearby pine tree.
"P-Peach!?" Toad called out as he glanced around, sweating nervously as he didn't realize the brass gas came from him. "D-Daisy? Was that either of you?"
Farting once more, Toad scurried up the tree, reaching the highest point as he looked down, getting a good view of the entire Shroom Ridge. "Well... at least the meadows look fine..."
"Toad!" Cried out Toadette, who was Toad's best friend... or Toad's girlfriend. Or Toad's sister. Or Toad's daughter, you know it's hard to tell what kind of damn relationship these two have. ANYWAY... the cute pink capped mushroom girl approached Toad, flying by spinning her pink pigtails. "I heard you were in trouble! What's wrong?"
"I don't know! I keep hearing farts, but I don't see the princesses anywhere!" Toad exclaimed as he farted out a trombone fart, freezing as he faced Toadette. "Wait a minute... I just felt hot air expel out of my body..." He gasped in shock as he farted a trumpet toot. "I'm... the farter!"
It was then that all the vehicles on the road surrounding the Shroom Ridge went crashing into each other, or falling off the ridge, resulting in a huge fiery explosion that took out much of the forest's trees below.
"...everyone farts, Toad." Toadette stated as she farted out a cute little poot, placing her hands on Toad's shoulders. "In fact, Peach taught me how to control my farts. Would it help if I did the same for you, big guy?"
Letting out a brassy foghorn fart, Toad nodded as he blushed, feeling embarrassed as he couldn't believe that he was so gassy. "Err... okay. But I'm not sure how you can-"
Toadette shook her head as she patted her pink mushroom cap. "You worry too much. Watch this." She then winked as she let out a wet fart, then turned around and unleashed an array of different sounding farts. Toad was shocked by Toadette farting such a variety of flatulence, with the gassy mushroom girl ending on a bassy fart as she giggled, turning around and placing her hands behind her back innocently as she smiled while blushing.
"G-gosh..." Toad gulped nervously as he began blushing too, not believing how potent Toadette was in breaking wind as he felt a muffled fart escaping from his fungi body. "Maybe you might be just what I need after all..."
"I can see where this is going." Dry Bowser sarcastically remarked as he was trying to get some rest in the flowers at the ridge, having witnessed this from nearby as he decided to leave, making his only appearance in the story.
