A/N: Hello everyone, this is now a developed idea I've decided to put into play. This parody was going to be simply a one-shot, but I had so much fun with this one that I made another one a while ago. Now, I've decided that I will start taking requests for characters and songs, so if you're interested, send a song and character request!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the song "Dear Future Husband" by Meghan Trainor.
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Hinata: Dear Naruto-kun
*An 18 year old Hinata has just returned from a week long S-ranked mission. The mission involved saving a kidnapped bride from an evil rouge from Kirigakure. The mission was a success, and the bride was returned to her fiancé. They are to get married tomorrow.*
*The Hyuga walks up to her bedroom, throwing herself onto her bed with exhaustion. She looks up at her celling, suddenly thinking of Naruto. She is surprised to find herself thinking of what it'd be like to be the kidnapped bride they'd saved...*
"What if Naruto-kun really were to be my husband?" She laughed, trying to snap herself out of her foolish thoughts. But she couldn't. She smiled softly to herself. "If... Naruto-kun were my husband, what would I tell him?"
*Music suddenly begins playing. Hinata begins...*
Dear Naruto-kun….
Here's a few things you'll need to know when
You do become my future husband… for my life…
(aaaaaaaAAAAAWW...)
Take me on a date, don't invite Neji
And do not forget cinnamon buns are my favorite treat
Cause if you treat me right, I'll stay the perfect wife
Keep you happy, heal-heal your injuries
Being Hokage's high, but baby so am I
So don't think I'll accept no missions every day and night
I may be a princess, but I need to stay fit.
Call up on me, S-S-rank would be sweet.
(HEY!)
I'm sure you'll know how to treat me like a lady
Sakura has shown you baby
When she'd punch you out of sight.
Dear Naruto-kun,
here's a few things you'll need to know when
You do become my future husband for my life.
Dear Naruto-kun,
If you don't want to get 64-palmed,
Give me a back massage each and every night
*Hinata giggles to herself as she thinks of all these ridiculous things she would only dream of playfully tellingNaruto. She then continues.*
If we ever fight, just apologize
and maybe then I won't hang out with Kiba-kun all night.
Even if I was wrong,
Haha, I'm never wrong
Don't disagree
I'm kind, but I can get angry
I'm sure you'll know how to treat me like a lady
Sakura has shown you baby
When she'd punch you out of sight.
(aaaaaAAAAAW HEY!)
Dear Naruto-kun,
Here's a few things you'll need to know when
You do become my future husband for my life.
Dear Naruto-kun,
If you want to eat my home-made ramen,
Every year you'll see Sakura once or twice.
I'll be panting on the right side of the field
(HEY!)
Train with me all day and you will get some
(STITCHES)
Don't let it slip your mind.
I'm pretty strong, alright?
Call up on me S-S-rank would be sweet, babe!
I'm sure you'll know how to treat me like a lady
Sakura has shown you baby
When she'd punch you out of sight.
Dear Naruto-kun,
Here's a few things you'll need to know when
You do become my future husband for my life.
Dear Naruto-kun, if you don't want to get 64-palmed,
Give me a back massage each and every night.
(That's right!)
Oh yeah, Naruto-kun we'll… have a perfect life.
*As Hinata finishes, the music fades off as her eyes flutter shut. She is still blushing at the wild thoughts, and she smiles into her sleep.*
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A/N: Remember, if you have any ideal characters or songs in mind, please let me know! I'm open for requests!
Thank you :)
