OK! Another very very short one-shot. Now, this is cute and kind of funny. I know- I think I'm better with one shot, huh? This is still Rose and Emmett, I haven't written Jasper and Alice's one shot yet. It's just that, I didn't want to pass up the opportunity of harassing Emmett! I love you, Em! (Not in the romantic way, Rosalie.)

(In Starbucks...)

Lady: What would you like to order?

Me: One Emmett, please, with an extra Edward and a dash of Jasper- Cullen size please.

Lady: (sighs) Crazy fan girl! How many times do I have to tell you, you can't own them, even if you order them on Starbucks- sorry, kid. You don't own Twilight.

Ouch.

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Narrator's POV

One night, Rosalie came home from a date and was dropped off by Emmett. Together, hand in hand, they headed for her front door.

As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the door, Emmett started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her

"Rosie, would you give me a goodnight's kiss?"

Horrified, she replied. "Are you mad? My parents will see us! They'll kill you!" Though, in fact, she wanted it as badly as Emmett.

"Oh come on, Rose. Who's gonna see us at this hour?"He grinned at her mischievously.

"No." Rosalie shook her head. It's really hard resisting him. "Could you imagine if we get caught?"

Emmett put on his pouty face that almost no one could resist. "Oh, come on!"

"There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" He whispered seductively. Rosalie would soon have budge up.

"No way." Rose stood firm. "It's just too risky!"

"Oh please?" Emmett began to beg like a two year old for a lollipop. "Please? Please? I love you so much! Please?" Rose broke a smile on his words. He was pretty charming.

Rosalie sighed. "No, no and no. I just can't!"

"Oh, yes you can! Please?" Emmett was hell persistent.

"No, no!" Rose repeated. "I just can't…"

"I'm begging. Do you want me to be on my knees?"

Out of the blue…. The lights on the stairs went on and…

The girl's friend, who was living with Rose, Alice showed up in her pajamas, her hair disheveled,

And in a sleepy voice she said:

"Your dad and Bella say to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if needed, Bella says she can come down herself and do it, too, but for God's sake and all of ours…

….

...

"Tell him to take his hand off the doorbell!" Alice shouted at him.

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