Topical Question of the week – why did the chicken cross the road?
Now this question has an obvious answer, I mean who doesn't know the answer? Basically all the normal answers about 'to get to the other side' and ' ...' are pooey – yeah I said it, pooey! And I mean it!
The reason the original chicken crossed the road was because a vampire (namely me- hundreds of years ago) called the chicken over using my amazing charm, so he crossed the road to me! Because vampires rock! And he became my pet chicken YEY HERBERT! (that's what I christened my pet chicken) and he was my best friend, well he was until Jasper ate him – he was having a bad day, but I've never forgiven him for taking away my dearest Herbert.
So next time you hear someone ask why did the chicken cross the road you have the correct and original answer, to meet his vampire best friend Emmet.
A/N: any questions you want answering by emmet? let me know in a review
thanks for reading
tanny apple xx
