Somehow, Naruto had convinced Sasuke and Sakura to have a sleepover at his house. ( He probably annoyed the shit out of them 'til they finally gave in, knowing Naruto. ) They were sitting in chairs in front of Naruto's computer, searching random stuff on the internet.
Aimlessly, they stumbled upon something called "Naruto Fan Art" while on google. "I wonder what that is! " Naruto wondered out loud and Sakura agreed mentally. Sasuke just let out a uninterested "Hn."
The three of them looked through the results. Sakura snatched the mouse from Naruto's hand and clicked on "Sasusaku".
"Oi, Sakura-Chan ! That's not fa-" The blonde was interrupted by a fan girl squeal and a picture of Sasuke and Sakura on the screen. "Whaaaat?" He cried, unhappy at what he saw.
"Shut up, Naruto! " She shot a glare over at the blonde and then looked over at Sasuke sweetly "Oh Sasuke-Kuuun, look at this! People drew a picture of us together. Cute, huh!" She smiled cutely at the Uchiha, only to be shot down.
"…No. Who would draw that shit?" He replied coldly and Sakura frowned. "But…"
"I hate to admit it but I agree with Teme on that ! You belong with me, Sakura-Chan! "
"OH HELL NO! Say that again and I'll punch you into next week!" She threatened and Naruto gulped and went quiet. Sasuke rolled his onyx eyes. "..Idiots." he mumbled.
"It's my turn to pick something now, heh!" He clicked on the back button and scanned the results once again, this time clicking " Sasunaru." Once the page loaded, the three ninja's eyes went wide in shock and disgust. " WHY THE HELL IS YOUR HAND DOWN NARUTO'S PANTS, SASUKE-KUN?" And Naruto yelled in Unison, "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR HAND DOING DOWN MY PANTS, BASTARD?". Both staring evilly at Sasuke.
"How the hell am I supposed to know? I would NEVER do such a thing to that idiot! Some sick bastard drew that!" Sasuke put his hands up defensively, just as shocked and disgusted as his comrades.
"Switch me spots, Sakura-Chan! He's going to harass me!" Naruto squirmed out of his seat and nearly knocked Sakura out of her's. All Sakura could was stare, obviously in shock.
"B…But Sasuke-Kun is supposed to be with me…" She muttered to herself, Sulking.
" What part of "FAN ART" do you not understand, Dobe?" The vein on Sasuke's forehead buldged excessively.
"Still! I..I'm scarred for life now! Waaahh! "
After that, the three vowed to never go on the internet again. Moral of the Story? The internet is a bad bad place. Who knows what shit you'll find on there.
Poor Team Seven. I'm such a terrible person, I know. XD. But it's not like they COMPLETELY didn't like it, heh. I'm sure Sasuke and Naruto secretly thought it was hot. And as for Sakura? I'm glad she's scarred for life. I hate her, especially in Pre-Shippuden. That's my opinion at least. Well anyway, I hope you liked it! It was a lot of fun to write. Oh and of course, I don't own the characters, unfortunately. If I did, let's just say, Sakura wouldn't be alive and there'd be more yaoi.
