Mega Dong Vs Asstopus

The first time I saw that weak wed daeler wit dem cookies I felt weird, my whhoe body felt like it i had just taken 6 injections of marijuana. The next morning I knew sometin was up, my hands had grown 3 sizes that night.

My arms lengthen. Slowly strecthing out before me, my legs double in size. i was paniced. 'please no stop, this cant be! Somebody! HELP' but my screaming was for naught. My shoulders broadened. everything grew, my hands and feet trippled in size. ' this is it' i said as my head slowly shrunk disproportionate to my body.' my yaoi transformation finally occured'.

"The next day at the alleyway I noticed my opponent, Trenchcoat Man, had a chin that extended to his abdomen, with a point so prominent. His hands looked as if he was stung by 1000 bees, so large yet exquisite! With legs that long and toned, I couldn't resist my stare. 'Has he underwent a yaoi transformation too?! It can't be!'.

"S-sugoi!" Escaped my voluptuous yaoi lips, and I could feel my kokoro go doki doki.

"here yo go kid, and remember wed cookies are 5sure better than wek wed gummi bears" As i handed the kid his order I heard a peculiar, yet intoxicating noise. I turn and my heart droppped, this man in front of me.. What odes this mean..? He looks like gummi man, but those arms, those legs, THOSE HANDS.. My face brightened as he turned to look at me.. I froze in panic.v*doki Doki* my heart throbs, I hate this guy yett, I WANT to be near him, feel him, his auras his spirit his flesh. WHAT IS GOING ON? He oponed his mouth to speak but i quickly shouted "w-w-what!? Its not like i was staring b-b-b-baka!" My face brightening more and more as the words fight to escape my lungs, I cant stop myself "your baka gummis suck, wed is ment for cookies leave me alone!" To keep from shouting i ran in panic. My heart still throbbing, my lungs burtsing. I had to sit, and breathe. What is this feeling?

In all my life as a wed cookie dealer, I've never experienced this feeling before. It was so...foreign. What does this mean? I found a bench and threw my slender yaoi body onto the cold metal, heart still pounding. This man... He's my number one opponent in the 420wed industry yet why do I feel the sudden want to talk to him? Why did he make me feel this way today? Usually I can't even look at his face; I get so filled with rage and the want to punch him into another dimension. Now? I'm not even sure what to call this feeling.

The sound of footsteps overtook my heart beat, and they began growing louder with each passing second. Then, they stopped, at what sounded like the bench I was sprawled out on. Glancing up, my heart stopped. I let out a yaoi screech and fell off of the bench, eyes filled with pure... embarrassment?! It was none other than that baka gummy bear dealer, Trenchcoat Man!

"G-get away from me s-" I stopped abruptly and my cheeks began to burn. 'Did I almost call him senpai?' I fled once more.

"S? Baka?", what is this cookie guys deal? he usually threatens to pop a cap in my butt, or kick my head off but this? Its kinda c-cute. CUTE? WHAT DID I JUST SAY? All i wanted to do was ask him a simple question, whats with these thoughts? That dank a$$ herion from last night must have ravaged my mind. Still I have to ask, why this sudden change? Both of us. The same night that cant be a coincedance can it? I have to find him, but where? He just zoomed off. actual 2fest. I sat down to focus, think think, where could he have gone. I felt a warm tingle. My cheeks flushed the moment i realized. The yaoi dong, the myth, its real.. It pointed in the direction he ran to. I got up a little awkwardly and zoomed off into the direction of my pointed dong.

As I rounded another corner, my massive yaoi dong pulled me forward. I was no longer in control of my movements. I stopped moving my legs to make sure, and it was true! I was gliding through the air at maximum velocity all thanks to my dong. I soon came to a stop at an apartment complex and knew this was where he was. Walking through the doors, I spotted a receptionist and asked her,

"H-hey have you seen a man in here... trenchcoat, nice l-legs, c-CUTE?" I shouted, quickly covering my mouth. She ignored the fact that I was now a mess of dokis and said to me,

"He's in room 420," She started, and quickly glanced down at my yaoi dong, "Go to him." I thanked her a few times over and started off towards his room.

I stumpled up each step until i finally rached room 420, it smelt dank. "this is it, he is most definetly in there" I thought to myself as i paced the hallway. My huge dong doki doki my aching heart, my lungs gasped for air, I reached my hand over to knock and the door swung open, i saw him. cookie man, with a freshly activated yaoi dong. He invited me in and i awkwardly sat at on the couch across from him. "s-s-so, cookies?" I asked nervously ,was that really the best thing i could think of? "yeah" he replied " my mom taught me the recipe before she passed" . "oh.." I mutterd " well, c-can i maybe... t-t-ry one?" "are you going to actually eat it!?" he shouted and it surprised me i nearly fell off thecouch. "well i-i-.. i'm sorry i didnt mean to shout..." He blushed " Well YEAH! HERE, BUT ITS NOT LIKE I... need your a-a-approval or anything baka". i relaxed a little. He was just as nervous as i was. I took a bite into the dank wed 420 cookie.

It was the most amazing thing I've ever eaten!

"Chocolate chip?" I asked as I finished it off, and he nodded. Tha t shit was so d4nk why haven't I tried these sooner?!

"Awh fek these r so swag! Since I tried your cookies, do you wanna try my wed gummy bears?" I noticed his face turn redder than it was when he first ran from me but he managed to mutter out a small 'yes' under his breath. Standing up, I opened my trench coat and asked him what flavor he wanted.

"Watermelonwed420 p-please. I mean, I-its not like they're any g-good or anything baka.." I handed him one of my more-so finely crafted gummy bears and he was hesitant to take a bite. Right as he did, however, his eyes widened and his yaoi dong tripled in size!

"S-senpai these are s-so good!" Senpai, huh? That's what he was trying to say earlier. I brushed him off and held my dorito chin up high. Now to ask him about our transformations!

I felt like 666% more relaxed after that dnk weed, and i could tell he did too. So I just spat it out "so when di d all these things happen to you like the giant hands and junk?" "well yesterday, I looked at you, and everything changed tbh, like man, you looked cute or so-" he stopped and blushed; he really was relaxed. He caught his breath and continued "I dont really know, I saw you and felt all tingly. then that night i started to change." I shouted excitedly "YOOOOOOOO Me too!, thats intense!" we scooted closer and started talking about all the changes and simularties. It was 5spooki but still pretty rad. the tension eased between us but as we started to talk and laugh. Every glance, every small compliment. another tension started to grow. it increased and increaed until it consumed the room. I wanted, NO, i needed to kiss him, he was so cute, i need it.

Maybe it was the weed talkin g but I scooted closer to him and brushed one of his yaoi hairs off of his face and kept my hand there, staring into those unnecessarily-detailed eyes. 'I can do this... just lean in and kiss him!' He was a mess at my touch.. why this trenchaot guy be so cuTE gOSh? A few seconds of contemplation later, I leaned in and made my move. With careful maneuvering skillz, I made sure my perfectly-sculpted yaoi chin didn't impale him, and our lips met with ease.

A wave of heat rushed over me. I jsut melted in his arms. I never wanted to break free, we kissed and kissed. and then aplit apart just as suddenly. His entire being burned red, and i could see his yaoi dong throb beneath his clothes. I gasped for air, i couldnt breathe, he was just so intoxicating, his kiss, his scent, his look. I cant contain myself. He sat there blushing, but stared intently at me, afraid to make a move but yearning me too. I hesitated, I was so nervous, but i needed him. I tried to reposition myself but i was in such a haze i fell off the couch and hit my head on the table. He paniced and came after me but fell on me. We blushed, and our eyes met, I could feel the heat emanating from all over his being. He leaned down and kissed him, half way on top of me, I couldnt contain it. He tried to pull up and i grabbed him and pulled him down on top of me. we embraced, and my body ached for him. I grabbed him and asked him one final question in a cheeky litttle tone ...

Who is going to be mega dong, and who is asstopus? Find out next time on Megadong Vs Asstopus 2: Dong Harder!