The hippogriff ate the fiddle,
Ron sent Draco to the moon,
Hermione frowned to see such fun,
And Harry broke his broomstick......the spoon!
Sing a song of Hogwarts,
a castle we know well,
800 and 20 students,
all learning how to spell,
The sorting hat was woken,
and it began to sing,
And Harry Potter's very glad that Gryffindor's his thing!
Lupin was fast,
Lupin was quick,
Lupin ran off with the
Defence Against The Dark Arts Job.
(Okay, I KNOW it doesn't rhyme, it's wishful thinking!)
