First ever Author Note: Ok so this is not even really a story… Today Is my Grandmothers birthday and It's like 7:30 in the morning but I was sending her an E-card, then I was sending the same one to my brother (Who by the way is in the other room I guess I could have gotten up..) because it's from both of us and I just picked it out and sent it to her. So In the text part of the card I started to write some stuff and well….. It got out of hand. Really out of hand. So I thought hey post it on , then I was all "good idea self!" and had a freaking field day. Any way this is exactly what I wrote in the text section of the card.
P.s. I own nothing mentioned. Except me and yes my name is Kari (shh..don't tell the creepy stalkers!).
Now onto the thing:
DUDE I SENT THIS CARD TOO GRANDMA FROM BOTH OF US. WATCH IT AND STUFF. HER BIRTHDAY IS TODAY! DONT FORGET TOO CALL HER. MAKE SURE TOO ASK IF SHE LIKED THE CARD. DONT TELL HER I JUST SENT IT IN YOUR NAME TOO.
From your loving sister,
Kari.
(Evil laugh)
(Lightning strikes in the backround)
(People screaming.)
Oh! and remember:
If life gives you lemons...SMILE and return the lemons and ask for the oranges you requested in the first place.
Me: SHUT UP NARRATOR!
Narrator: ...FEAR ME! FOR I HAVE A GARDEN GNOME!
(All screaming people stop panicking too stare up at the narrator.)
Me and Crowd: ...what?
(Then all of the sudden before the narrator could reply...Naruto smashed in through the ceiling.)
Me and Crowd and Narrator: what. the. pancake.
Naruto: NO NOT PANCAKES! RAMEN! ITS RAMEN I TELL YOU! FOR YOUR MISTAKE I SHALL SLAY YOU WITH MY MIGHTY FORK!
(Sasuke busts in through wall)
Sasuke: NO! I SHALL SLAY YOU WITH MY...SPORK!
Everyone: Le Gasp! A Spork! This battle is doomed! DOOMED I SAY!
(So the battle rages on...yawn...)
(Ok so eventually Sasuke does what Sasuke does best...Kills all the awesome people.)
(So needless to say the Narrator survived.)
Narrator: Hey!
Me: Dude shut up! I'M basically telling this story anyway! You know what! YOUR FIRED!
Narrator:...FEAR THE GARDEN GNOMES!
THE END.
Okay so I didn't edit it so sorry about the spelling. And no I did not send this part too my grandma. Oh and she's turning 75 if anyone was curious.
