Me: Happy New Year!
Denmark: It's not January yet.
Me: It's still coming, though. Bye-bye 2015! Hello, 2016! MMHHMM. That is some good news right there. WHOO!
Norway: Will you shut up? I need to be perked.
Me: You already are! Did Ylvis come out with any new songs?
Norway: Not that I know of. I am NOT dressing in that stuffy fox suit again.
Me: The dress you wore while you were under Denmark's rule was stuffy.
Norway: You little-
Denmark: Let's not fight! Besides, we have the game that I was suggesting for nearly 5 years
Me: Yeah!
Norway: So the point is to get all the notes addressed to us and figure out who wrote it?
Finland: I guess… but don't use your magic! That's cheating.
Norway: I only have summoning magic. Even if i was able to summon the memory of the letter being written, I am a man of principle. I would never cheat.
Me: Oh, really? Eurovision 2009 would like to say otherwise.
Norway: IT WAS A GOOD SONG. BETTER THAN THAT YLVIS CRAP I MADE. GOOD GOD.
Me: Yachachachachachachow!
Norway: Oh god, NO!
Me: I would have ruined it if I knew what the fox actually said. And by the way, one of them wasn't even close. It sounded like a camp counselor's foot on fire.
Norway: Alright, let's play!
*random scrambling*
Me: Does everyone have their notes?
Nordics: YEAH!
Me: Icey, you go first.
Iceland: Okay. *opens note* "GET A NEW BOYFRIEND"?! I bet Norway wrote this.
Denmark: It was me.
Iceland: WHAT?
Denmark: He's a bad influence!
Me: Denmark, you ALONE are a bad influence! All that alcohol you drink isn't healthy.
Denmark: Who's next?
Me: Norway's.
Norway: Alright. *opens note* "Stop bothering me to call you 'Big Brother'. I bet Iceland wrote this one.
Iceland: Darn right I did!
Me: NEXT! Denny.
Denmark: Let's do this! *opens note* "Don't insult IKEA." That's kinda hard, considering that you named doormats after me. SWEDEN, I KNOW YOU WROTE THIS.
Sweden: Yep.
Me: Speaking of which, you open yours, Sweden.
Sweden: "Please stop calling me your wife." F'nl'nd?
Finland: H-how did you know~? You clever guy.
Me: Finland. We know it was you. You're too truthful to lie.
Finland: Is it Sealand's turn yet?
Me: Yep.
Sealand: Yay! *opens note* "Stay as our adorable young micronation." Papa, did you write this?
Finland: Yes, we did!
Sealand: Thank you.
Me: Finland, it's all yours.
Finland: Woohoo! *opens note* "Thank you for tolerating me." Iceland?
Iceland: Oh, come on. I'm not THAT annoying.
Finland: Denmark?
Denmark: Now, WHY would I write something like that? I know you respect me… You do, right?
Finland. Not really. My final guess is… Norway.
Norway: Meg? Er du seriøs? Vil du virkelig at jeg ville skrive noe sånt? Jeg tåler dere alle. Selv du føler at det er vanskelig å gjøre.
Finland: Ei, minulla on vain vaikea tehdä, että Tanska.
Me: It was me.
Norway: Really?
Me: Now It's my turn. "Stay beautiful and have a nice year." Aw, this one's so nice! I was thinking I'd get something resentful.
Iceland: Now, why would I write something like that? *covers mouth* Oh vitleysa.
Me: Icey?! You wrote this one?
Iceland: I knew this would end bad, so I thought I'd write something nice. Other than Finland's note, Eg elska þig, Koppyo.
Me: I don't know Icelandic, but I think that means "I love you", So… I love you too, sweetie. *kisses cheek*
Iceland: *blushing* Uh-uh… I-I-I-I
Norway: *takes out phone* I am so putting this on FaceBook. (No. I don't have an account.)
Me: I heard it was a Danish tradition to jump off of a chair into the new year.
Denmark: Yeah, it is.
Me: And I was thinking about a twist.
Norway: I'm surprisingly interested in this. Continue.
Me: In order to get rid of all the pain from the old year…
Finland: Okay.
Me: One must…
Sweden: I don't like where this is going.
Me: Be barefoot and…
Norway; Say it before I have to actually use the restroom.
Me: Jump off of the chair into a bucket of Legos. Note that I said barefoot.
Finland: WHAT?
Sweden: DENMARK.
Iceland OW.
Me: Iceland, you didn't even jump.
Iceland: I can already feel it.
Norway: Since Denmark invented legos, maybe he should do it first.
Denmark: *spits out punch* WHAT?
Me: You heard him. Not only did you give people something painful to step on for the past 84 years, but I do think it's a good idea. Also since you came up with the idea of jumping off of a chair.
Denmark: You said "get rid of the old year's pain!" Do you mean to replace it with a new one!?
Me: Exactly. And you're the test subject.
Denmark: Fine. *pushes chair to living room*
Me: *places LEGO® basket under chair* Last chance, Markmaster~!
Denmark: If i'm coming down this chair, it will be jumping!
Norway: *takes out camera* I need this filmed.
Me: 3… 2… 1… JUMP!
Denmark: *Jumps* *lands into basket* MOTHER OF THOR- OH MY ODIN- WHYYYYYYYYY!?
Me: *dying of laughter* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Norway: I can't believe I watched this. This would be a rare day that I'm smiling.
Denmark: Alright, Norway. Your turn.
Norway: I'm not doing that.
Me: You filmed him. take of the shoes and socks, get on the chair and JUMP.
Norway: Fine. *takes off shoes and socks* *gets on chair*
Me: *holding camera* 3… 2… 1… JUMP!
Norway: *jumps* *lands in basket* Cover your ears. You don't like loud noises.
Me: *covers ears* If you don't want to be deaf, DO WHAT I DID.
Everyone else except Norway: *covers ears*
Norway: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: ...What was that
Norway: OMG I feel soooo much better now.
Me: Iceland… your letter is your pass.
Iceland: *hugs me* THANK YOU SO MUCH. OMG I WILL REMEMBER THIS. XD
Me: Sealand, you also get a pass.
Seland: *hugs me* Thank you! those look like they hurt.
me: They do. Sweden, it's time.
Sweden: Ok.
Me: 3… 2… 1… Jump!
Sweden: *jumps PAST Lego basket* Thug Life chose me.
Me: Dang right it did. Finland… I'm-
Finland: No, I got this. It's fine, really.
Me: 3… 2… 1… JUMP!
Finland: *Jumps* *lands in basket* Koppyo…
Me: Yeah…?
Finland: You lied. These don't hurt.
*eerie silence*
Me: Then what does?
Finland: When I see someone hurt my precious friends. Something just snaps inside of me.
*eerie silence #2*
Me: Okay then…
Iceland: that escalated quickly
Me: tre ... to ... en! Happy New Year!
A/N: Hey guys! Happy new year from Hetalia, Deadman Wonderland and Black Butler~!
Denmark: Hey, you didn't jump.
Me: Fine.
Denmark: 3… 2… 1… JUMP!
Me: *Throws lego basket at him* Otaku life.
