blackstar sighed as he strolled over the the pink haired meister. crona stood by the basketball court with ragnarok perched comfortablly on his head. once back star was in front of him crona released the death grip he had on his right arm.
blackstar looked behind him to see soul and kid standing there watching expectantly. 'only one way to do this i guess' with that finall thought blackstar pushed all the doubt out of his head. he looked straight at crona who responded with a confused expresion.
blakstar's right leg connected to the place between crona's legs.
"BRALHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA!" he screamed as he grabbed 'where the sun don't shine' in pain. ragnarok pushed crona's head downwards so that he was eye level with the blue haired assain.
"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?" streching his arm out he attemted to punch blackstar's face. which he easily doged. "I FELT THAT TOO!"
"hey, we only told you to ask his gender." stated the shinigami.
"yeah, not to kill the poor kid." added soul.
blackstar winned. "but come ON! how else can i ask without offending him?" gesturing his arm out to the now withering in pain crona lying on the ground, his demon wepon already dissolved into his back out of sheer agony.
"since when do you care about offenind people?" asked the white haired wepon.
"since maka started to carry around that giant encylopedia, this was the best way to find out."
"sure about that?" asked a new voice from behind him.
"yeah i-"
"SUPER MAKA CHOP!" maka slammed the book's spine into blackstar's skull where it will be lodged until proper surgery. now blackstar lay on the ground next to crona with a blood fountain spurting from his head. he lay passed out next to his still withering looped crona's arm around her shoulders as she tried to drag his to 's office leaving a shinigami, a wepon, and a passed out meister.
"well...at least we know crona's a dude now."
death the kid looked down at the blood pooling around blackstar's head. "do you think that he will ever learn?"
soul laughed. "never."
-authors note-
i know. short a hell. but it's just something that just popped into my head. although it may seem that i don't like blackstar because he is always being maka chopped or slapped or something it's quite the opostie really. i love blackstar. it's just the he is such a loudmouth that there is no way he could go a day without being beaten to a pulp. curtesy of whatever book maka chooses to lug around that day. or witch that decides to bishslap him. i dont own soul eater! well ima go. crona's a boy. gender wars not welcomed. :)
