It was a nice early October day and Megamind and Minion had a hard workday. It seems like criminals enjoyed to do mischief in that year's period, and they knew why.
When Megamind was a villain, in that year's span Metro Man wasn't around the city for some reason, and the smaller criminal (not him…his villainy was only pointed toward Metro Man) gets into their business of bank robbing, drug dealing and other petty crimes like those.
When they were the villains, they took advantage of that period to rest or make other plans to defeat Metro Man.
Since not all hoodlums knew that they were passed on the good side, they had an easy job stopping and capturing them. But it wasn't always so easy. Some of them were seasoned criminals, and some others knew that they were the defenders of Metro City now. And so they had some hard time with those ruffians.
But they managed pretty well their job, and luckily no one was hurt badly in the process.
When they returned home though, Megamind was pretty worn-out and he only needed to strip himself out of that suit, washing himself in the Master Bathroom, put some comfy clothes and relax with his amazing girlfriend in the Theater Room's couch, watching some movie from their huge collection; maybe a relaxing one.
Minion went straight in his room to make some work at the computer, like making a report of the day for future references and other things.
Megamind went in his bedroom and he called some brainbots for removing the suit. They arrived swiftly and they removed his suit as always. He wore a bathrobe and went toward the Master Bathroom to wash himself and relax in the occidental bathtub, using the whirlpool function.
While he was all relaxed in the tub, Roxanne came home. She had also a stressful day, reporting almost all the heroics of her boyfriend and she only wanted to change and let herself go.
She decided to live in the Lair's apartment after the opening of Megamind's Museum. She felt more at home here than in her apartment in the city, and also she felt way more secure here.
The brunette went in Megamind's bedroom to change herself because she was all sweaty, and she thought that was better make a bath first.
So she dressed herself with a bathrobe, and went over the Master Bathroom; she was so tired that she didn't thought that someone could be in there, so she was surprised to find Megamind in it.
"Oh…sorry…I'll go in one of the little bathroom," the little woman said, with a sad tone, turning around, but stopping suddenly when Megamind called her.
"Hey! Wait! There's plenty of space there. Or you could use the Japanese bathtub…I've already seen you naked," he said with a provoking smile and a sly expression.
The brunette smiled foxily in return. "You're right. And I think that I will keep you company," she finished batting her eyelashes in a coquettish manner.
She placed the comfy clothes over the cabinet, and started to undress herself slowly in front of her blue hero, that he had a VERY happy smile stamped on his face.
Then she climbed the small ladder to get into the gigantic tub, and she seated herself near Megamind, enjoying the water jet.
He slid near her, placing one arm on her shoulders, while she placed her head on his shoulder, closing her eyes and sighing contently.
They stayed like that for a while, enjoying the whirlpool, and then he stopped the hydromassage and he picked up a soft sponge and a jacinth-perfumed bath foam to wash Roxanne.
He placed some of the soap on the sponge, then he immersed it in the water and he started to rub her back with it, creating soft and white foam.
She hummed happily appreciating the treatment. "Oh, Eiyuu…that's wonderful…please don't stop," the brunette said, closing her eyes.
Megamind smiled warmly. "Of course not, my dear. I'm enjoying this too," he said with his low, velvety tone of voice.
He passed slowly the sponge over her shoulders and nape, and then he moved in front of her and passed the sponge on her neck and collarbone, then the arms and armpits.
When he reached the armpits, she laughed briefly and they exchanged a knowing smile, remembering their little game.
Then he descended her side and he made a zigzag movement through her torso to reach the other side, passing under her breasts.
He passed the sponge on her other side going up and then he passed over her luscious breast in circular movement, making her sigh.
The blue alien smiled slyly and he passed some water over her breasts to wash off the foam, then he leaned forward to suck one nipple, rubbing the other with his warm and slender fingers.
With this treatment and the warm water the little woman was aroused instantly, and she let out a loud moan and a gasp. "Oh my GOD!" she managed to say under her heavy breathing.
She sensed him smiling on her breast, and keeping sucking and nipping her nipple.
Then he switched side and he started to suck and gently bite the other nipple, while he rubbed the other one with his fingers.
She was astonished by his mastery because she knew that he never really experienced things like that. But she knew that he was a fast learner and he liked to try out many different techniques.
And also she knew that he made some research on Internet for some lovemaking tricks.
She groaned and moaned while he kept biting and touching her teat. Then she gasped after he pulled away from her.
But she relaxed again when he caressed her chest with the sponge, going down on her belly.
Megamind was seated on the low step around the tub that served for the whirlpool function, and he placed her on his lap, raising her leg outside of water to wash it.
The nimble alien massaged the legs with the sponge and then he rinsed off her legs putting them again in the water.
He placed her on the step and he placed himself on all four, taking her thighs and ducking his head in the water.
Then he opened her thighs and started to lick her labia and parting them to start lick and nip her clit, and she let out a moan that ended in a gasp.
He kept doing that, and then he trusted his tongue in her warm folds, making her gasping loudly.
He extracted his tongue from her depth and he lifted his head out of water for breathing and watching her with a glint on his inhuman green eyes, biting his lower lip.
Roxanne smiled warmly and mischievously at him.
"I know that what I am going to say right now will burst to the roof your already swollen ego, but I will say nonetheless: you are AMAZING! I know that you have never experienced those types of things, and still you are capable to do them with mastery. I'm so happy to have you!"
The blue alien made a strange mix of expressions at her statement: first he beamed for the compliment and after that he rested his head on her belly, blushing and smiling silly.
"Thank you, Roxanne…you know that I like very much when you make such compliments at me. And you know…I'm a fast learner and…well…I've made some research…hum…" he blabbed, blushing even more.
The brunette stifled a laugh, and managed to smile warmly at her naïve boyfriend
"I know, dearest. And I'm happy to tell those compliments to you, because it's the truth. Also I know that you made some research…and I tell you that there's nothing to be abashed about it. Heck…I've made some research too, when I began to date some guy. Also, don't feel embarrassed to ask me for some tip," she finished slyly.
Megamind relaxed more and smiled warmly
"You are really fantastic in many ways…I feel VERY happy to be with you and sometimes I think that, maybe, this is all a marveloos dream. But I know that it is the reality and I feel even happier. And I will try to be more…experienced…and not only in…other things," he finished smiling mischievously.
Then they both laughed and after a while, Roxanne retrieved the sponge from the pool and placed some other soap – lavender perfumed – on it and she started to treat Megamind in the same way he treated her.
The reporter passed the foamy sponge over his tensed shoulders and arms, and he relaxed almost instantly. "Mmmh…Roxanne…you are really good…I seriously need this, thanks", the blue alien moaned out, closing his eyes and enjoying the sensation.
Then she passed the sponge over his collarbone and on his scarred back. Next she massaged one of his sides, going up, cleaning the chest and passing some water over it, to place sweet and lingering kisses on his nipple and thin, but muscular, chest, while she continued to massage the rest of the torso and other side with the sponge.
Megamind was highly aroused by this treatment, for her massages and water's warmth.
"Mmmh…oh…Roxanne…you are…amazing!" he said, sensing her smiling on his chest.
The little woman kept kissing his chest and nipples, and after a while she started to lick and suck one of his dark-blue nipple and massage with the sponge the other, alternatively.
With this treatment, Megamind was in a heavenly state and he continued to moan and make little, beautiful sounds, like little intake of air or humming, or purring-style sound.
She liked those sounds and she kept to massage, lick and nip those zones.
After some time, she sensed his erection and smiled It's so easy to turn him on…and I like very much this side of him. I hope that he will be like that for a long time. I never felt so satisfied and happy to make love or play like that with someone. He's really special and I love him very much.
With a foxily smile, she started to pass the sponge on his belly, descending toward his pelvis.
He tensed a bit and let out a groan when she passed the soft sponge on his penis: he had some gland and crest that were very sensible at the touch.
The seasoned woman knew that and she was very gentle and soft with him.
With a glint in her sapphire eyes, suddenly grabbed his leg to pull it out of water, to clean it, and then she made the same with the other.
After that, she rinsed off the foam ducking his legs in the warm water again.
The blue alien was in a blissful state, eyes closed, all relaxed, but he opened them suddenly when he sensed her tongue over his already highly sensitive shaft.
When the alien had his eyes closed, she ducked her head in the water and grabbed his thighs to have more access at his penis.
She knew that, for the heat and her treatment, the crests and glands were already highly stimulated, so she was very delicate in her work of licking and sucking.
The brunette began from the base of the shaft, licking lightly with an ascending movement from base to tip.
Sometime she needed to breathe and she also knew that he was relieved of that, because he was already excited.
She continued to lick lightly the shaft and sucking hard the purplish tip, passing her tongue over the tip's fissure in a frenzied movement and then sucking his tip like there's no tomorrow.
With this treatment, the blue alien was in an ecstatic mood and he was almost at the end of his resistance of cumming. He didn't want to scary his girlfriend spraying around his cum.
He made the most pitiful and strangled noises, while Roxanne kept sucking and licking his member.
She was oblivious of her beau's problem, but she saw that something was off when she reemerged to take air: he was clearly suffering, but she didn't know why.
"What's wrong, sweetheart? I'm too violent? You feel pain?" the brunette asked worried, narrowing her eyebrows.
He release a huge sigh because she stopped the "torture", but he was aching nonetheless and he blushed furiously at the thought of explaining her the situation.
"I…hum…no…it's marveloos…but…it's…difficult…ugh…not…cum…"
Roxanne blinked befuddled at his babbling and then she smiled a little amused by his care.
"Oh…sweetie…there is no problem. Seriously…don't hold back. It's a natural thing."
This time he was the baffled one. "Bu…but you were…hem…sucking it and…I didn't want to…" finished blushing even more.
She smiled and watched him a little angrily. "Don't hold back…ok?" the experienced and eager woman said to him, ducking the head again in the water and started to lick and suck his member with mastery.
The brunette felt him coming and she didn't pull away. It wasn't her first experience with a blowjob and she liked to "taste" her boyfriend.
At that moment he had his guard down and the pain was so unbearable that he came, spraying his cum in her mouth and, when she removed it, in the warm water.
She lifted her head and swallowed his cum, after tasting it: it was thick and sweet with a musk aftertaste that she liked very much I could being addicted by this stuff…it tastes so good! It tastes so different from human's, she thought happily.
It was a relieve for him and he let out a huge sigh and moan, then he made a surprised expression when he saw what she was doing What the hell she's doing? Oh my god...but maybe it's some strange human ritual, the inexperienced alien thought.
Megamind was all relaxed after that new experience and he leaned his back on the tub's edge, sighing happily, a beatific expression on his face.
Roxanne cuddled up near his side, placing her head on his shoulder.
"Did you like the experience? You know…you are really cute when you are embarrassed about those things. I kept forgetting that you never experienced thing like that. Sorry…but I hope that you enjoyed this nonetheless."
The blue alien widened his eyes. "CUTE? I'm not CUTE! If anything I'm devilishly handsome! Ahem…anyway it was a strange experience. I didn't know that…hum…you liked that. Ah…but I enjoyed it eh!" he said first enthusiastically and ending bashfully, blushing in a purple tone on the cheek and ears.
The brunette watched him smiling, tilting a little her head. "Glad you liked it. And yeah…I liked that. I must admit that your cum is delicious…I can become addicted by that stuff," she finished with a mischievous tone in her voice.
Megamind blushed even more deeply and stammered. "Ah…hem…ugh…aaah! Seriously, Roxanne! Could you please refrain to tell me those things? Ahem…but…were you serious? It's so…alien...to me," he finished sighing and relaxing.
The blue-eyed woman kissed his jaw to soothe him, and keep her mirth at bay, knowing the embarrassment of her blue boyfriend with those types of things. "It's ALIEN to you uh? Anyway…of course I was serious! It's not the first time that I do a blowjob, and I always like to taste the cum. And when I've said that yours is delicious, I meant it! It's really different from human's and I've liked it very much."
Megamind relaxed a little bit and chuckled. "Ok…maybe I've choose the wrong word, but you understand what I mean. I was wondering about your sexual experience and your other boyfriends. Could you tell me about them? I'm not jealous or something…only curious. Obviously if you want to," the blue alien finished seriously.
The reporter smiled. "No problem, Eiyuu. And don't worry…they are in my past now. I wasn't very attached to them anyway. It was almost like I was waiting to the right man. Or alien, if you catch my drift," she finished watching lovingly and mischievously her blue beau, then she continued to tell the story.
"Anyway…I had some "boyfriends" before my arrival here in Metro City. Then I started to have those exclusive interviews with Wayne, and after that I got caught in your "game". And with the reputation of "Metro Man girlfriend", and your favorite kidnapee, I never had the chance to have a normal boyfriend again. They were all too scared of the consequences…make you or Wayne angry," she finished sighing and chuckling at the thought.
Megamind nodded sadly. "I'm sorry for that, really. I never thought about your everyday life. I was really a superjerk, behaving like that. But I'm ready to pay that debt with you, now that I'm your boyfriend," he finished with a serious tone.
Roxanne smiled mischievously, a wickedly idea just popped into her mind. "You…really mean that? It's true that you two had made my life a living Hell, but it was entertaining. And also rocketed my career sky high. AND I finally found the right man. I admit that our…courtship…was a little strange, but now I'm happy. Really, really happy," she finished smiling lovingly at the alien, hugging him.
The blue alien beamed. "Yes, I really mean that. And I'm also very, very happy to have you. In all my life I never expected to end with someone that love me for what I'm. I also know that I'm socially awkward, but I think that, with your help, I could improove," he said smiling.
The brunette made a mental fist pump; the idea she had began to take shape in her brain. "Very well. And I will be happy to teach you to be more confident with everyday life and with your social skills."
Then they climbed out the gigantic tub, and Megamind pressed one button to drain all the water.
To not waste it, he made an internal water softener: all the sewage went into two different containers (one for the WC waters and another for the tubs and showers) and after that into a cleansing multifilter developed by the blue alien.
He made that filter in his villainous era, because he didn't wanted to be traceable by the authority, and with the large consumption of water in that apartment, it was inevitable that they would discover where they were. He took the water directly from the lake under the Lair.
Also, for the same reason, he made solar panels, placed on the roof, to supply power for all his machinery. He also made energy's accumulator, when there wasn't the sun, to supply with the accumulated power all his contraptions.
And now that he was the hero, he kept all those things, because he didn't wanted to be discovered by all the goons and villains.
They dried themselves with fluffy white towels and they changed into their comfy clothes.
Roxanne dried her hair with a hairdryer, and then they went, hand in hand, into the kitchen to ask Minion when the supper was ready.
The mecha-fish answered to them that would be ready within half an hour, and so they went into the upper room, to search some good film to watch for the evening.
Megamind had a HUGE DVDs collection, some bought from Internet, some in flea market and some recorded from the TV. They were all classified by categories, and since they were both stressed, they decided to choose some relaxing movie.
Roxanne was watching DVD in the "Anime/Cartoon" categories, while Megamind was browsing in the "Comedy" one.
"We can watch Totoro, if you want," said the brunette at the alien.
"Again? I like it…but we have watched it almost ten times!" he said in an almost exasperate tone.
"But it's so cute and relaxing…" Roxanne answered batting her eyelashes.
"Yeah…you're right! Totoro is really cute…and I wish to have a giant plush of him to cuddle, like Mei in the movie…hem…ok…" he stammered realizing what he said.
"Don't be embarrassed…even I want to have such a thing…maybe we can ask Minion if he can do it," the reporter said sighing.
"Mmmh…maybe…but let's watch something else. And no for Spirited Away or Howl's Moving Castle too," the blue alien said, knowing her other preferences.
"Awww…ok…mmmh…what it is this "Ghost in the Shell"? It seems interesting," she said scrolling the other films.
"Ah, no, better keep that for another time. It's a cool anime involving cyborgs and advanced computer technology, but it's not very relaxing," Megamind said a little reluctantly.
He liked very much those movies and series, but right now he wanted something that it didn't remind him of his work.
"Oh, ok…another time then. And this "Chobits"? Ah…no…it's a series," the brunette said watching some other title.
"Ah…that series is very cute and it's made by CLAMP, so now you know that it's also a little…well…CLAMP," he said laughing.
She laughed too, because she knew that the CLAMP were famous for making mangas and anime…with a lot of fan service, so she knew also that, maybe, this anime was a little sexy and mischievous…in a good way.
"Oh, ok…maybe we can watch this in another time. There isn't a movie of this series?" she asked at her blue beau.
"No, and anyway it's better watch the series first, either way you wouldn't understand what would happen. Let's see," Megamind said, coming over there, because he didn't found some relaxing comedy.
He knew at memory all of his DVD, especially those in the "Anime/Cartoon" section.
He hummed happily scanning with those inhumanly green eyes the shelves and he beamed when he spotted the right DVD.
He picked the DVD, and it was in a such angle, that Roxanne couldn't get the title, but she saw that was from Ghibli Studios.
"This is a little cute piece. And I bet that you never saw it. Ah…one thing though: it's true that Buena Vista had done an American dub of this movie, but I prefer to watch the original one. I have both the DVDs, tell me what would you like to watch," Megamind said, handling the two DVDs to Roxanne.
When she had the two DVDs in hand, she scanned the title, the original one in Japanese and the American one titled "The Cat Return", she knew about that movie
"Neko no Ongaeshi. I would prefer, too, to watch it in original. Ahem…I hope with subtitles…I don't know well Japanese, like you," she said smiling mischievously, knowing that he liked to watch the anime in original, WITHOUT subs…he was a genius after all, and he learned very swiftly Japanese.
He beamed when she told the Japanese title so perfectly.
"Very well, and don't worry: Ghibli DVDs have always a subtitle option," the blue alien said, popping the DVD in the player under the huge TV and then they went into the kitchen, because Minion called them for supper.
They ate some mountain stew, with freshly baked bread. One of the last kitchen ware Minion bought was a bread making machine, and they all loved it, because, in that way, they could have fresh bread everyday, and Minion found some interesting recipe in Internet that allowed him to do various type of sweet and salted bread, for Megamind's joy.
They ate all with gusto, and then they went all I the THEATER ROOM, to enjoy the movie.
Roxanne was delighted by the story, and she asked to watch the American version too, to see if there were some differences.
And still she liked the Japanese one
"It's nice to ear your own language…but I don't know why, I prefer the original one, maybe because it sound so strange in English. I don't know…" she tried to explain to her beau.
Megamind nodded, with a knowing expression on his face. "I know what you mean, and it's not a question of habit. I mean…when you watch a film in his right language, it seems…right…and it's strange to hear it in another language, and maybe they modify the structure of the phrase. For me it's simple, because I learn quickly many languages and so, for me it's not difficult to watch those anime in Japanese."
Roxanne nodded too, understanding what he was trying to tell her. "Yeah…you're right. It happens to me a lot, even if I watch those movies with subtitles, apart when I know a particular language, because I learned some for my work. Like Hispanic or Italian. I tried to learn Chinese and Japanese too, but they are way too complicated for me. Not the spelling, but the grammar. I know that it is one of the most difficult to learn. Especially Japanese."
"Oh, yes…Japanese grammar is definitely one of the most difficult. And I knew that you know Hispanic and Italian, because you did a report in the Italian and Hispanic community here in Metrocity. And I know those languages as well," the blue alien said proudly.
Roxanne thought about her "plan" and the fact that she needed Minion's help, so she started another discussion, to bring the topic where she wanted.
After some various topics, they started to talk about the kidnappings, and Roxanne grasped her opportunity.
"Speaking of kidnappings, Eiyuu this evening told me that he's ready to pay his debt with me. He's so cute and caring," the brunette said, with a mischievous glare.
Minion chuckled at the "cute", and Megamind made a mock angry expression, opening wide his eyes and gaping in horror at her, and blushing furiously.
"Could you stop call me CUTE? Like I said before, I'm devilish handsome, not CUTE! You're embarrassing me, woman!"
The shorthaired woman laughed silly at his expression.
"Oh, sorry, Mister Handsome, I forgot about that," she said sticking her tongue out, and making a mental fist pump.
All was going according to her plan.
After that little banter, they moved over other topic, and when they were tired, they decided to go to sleep.
Megamind went toward his bedroom, to wash his teeth, and Roxanne went into the other small bathroom to do the same.
Then she went into Minion's bedroom, knocking at his door.
Luckily he was still awake, and ready to go into the aquarium in his room.
When the duo had a day like that one, he was more inclined to go into the huge pool; he was more comfy in there.
The ichthyoid was preparing himself to enter the tank.
"Oh, Miss Ritchi, something wrong? Did you need my help?" the fish asked at the reporter, smiling.
She smiled in return and said, "No, nothing's wrong. Only I need your help…hum…for something delicate. One thing: if you don't agree with my idea, tell me, please, and I would think another "plan"," she finished with a serious expression.
The piscine nodded and went toward her, to listen what she have to ask him.
And the ex-kidnapee explained her plan to him, and why she needs his help.
At the end, Minion had a mischievous expression stamped in his fishy feature, and he was laughing.
"I will help you for sure! Ahahah…that would be very funny! I think I can manage to get all ready within a week or so. I will tell you when all will be ready, ok?" he finished, and Roxanne nodded.
Then the brunette went into the bedroom, Megamind already into the huge and comfy bed.
She changed into her pink nightgown, Minion's homage, and slipped into the bed, spooning from behind her blue beau.
He stirred a little, and she placed a kiss on his neck.
"Sorry, I woke you up? You need rest, today was an awful busy day, for both of us," she said yawning and cuddling more the alien.
Megamind stirred another bit, making drowsy sounds.
"Mmmh…no problem sweetheart. Why did you take so much time to get here?" he asked with a sleepy voice.
She placed other kisses on his nape and bald head, knowing what effect they had on him.
"I was talking to Minion about a dress that he would make me. Sorry, dearest," she told him, lying a little.
The blue alien made some sleepy and cute sound at her treatment.
"Ah, ok. Teheheh...that fish is sure good at making you dress. We need another room for those, if he keeps to making them at that rate."
She giggled sleepily, and hugged more her blue boyfriend, who was already drifting into dreamland.
The reporter was thinking about her plan, and she felt a little guilty, but also she thought that would be very funny, and with that thought she drifted to sleep, feeling well near the alien who made her previous life a little Hell.
