Drake is king of kings of the sea
In rain Battleships havoc wreak merrily

Grit is lord of far far away
Rockets and shells causing mainly dismay

Lash troops troops over mountains, rivers, and snow
Anywhere with more than half for one will she go

Andy the young and repair things with haste
Move another and lay all them to waste

Kanbei, behold, glorious power!
Old of great strength, now is the hour

Flak spray fire dispersal best
Two-ten-or-five only he knows the rest

Nell say she lucky though bad it not be
Ten damage to you even though through a tree

Jess sound of harvest match Yellow in might
With a quck six above she's ready to fight

Sonja is master of counters and wise
Judge not her answers by diminutive size

Max blast away now roll with them tanks!
Blow Blue Black and Green farewell without thanks

Olaf rains snow in blizzards, with glee
Doubtless through tundra you'll trudge in ill-harmony

Adder dirty be though never he do
I guarantee twice more he's faster than you

Sensei whirl spin rule the whole sky
Far more than younger in instant two on the fly

Eagle the most of the regulars gather
Stock up, move again, increase he does rather

Same the troops capture no matter the cost
If Mech and Infantry plus you'll never be lost

Colin expensive is not so, money in piles
Even Yellow retreats for miles and miles

Hawke slower than most or so the lore read
Strong normal by more from two if he need

Two others I know, but only by sight
I can't get last black and red, try as hard as I might

One day we'll get them, between me and you,
Until then, here's a salute to Advance Wars 2.