Drake is king of kings of the sea
In rain Battleships havoc wreak merrily
Grit is lord of far far away
Rockets and shells causing mainly dismay
Lash troops troops over mountains, rivers, and snow
Anywhere with more than half for one will she go
Andy the young and repair things with haste
Move another and lay all them to waste
Kanbei, behold, glorious power!
Old of great strength, now is the hour
Flak spray fire dispersal best
Two-ten-or-five only he knows the rest
Nell say she lucky though bad it not be
Ten damage to you even though through a tree
Jess sound of harvest match Yellow in might
With a quck six above she's ready to fight
Sonja is master of counters and wise
Judge not her answers by diminutive size
Max blast away now roll with them tanks!
Blow Blue Black and Green farewell without thanks
Olaf rains snow in blizzards, with glee
Doubtless through tundra you'll trudge in ill-harmony
Adder dirty be though never he do
I guarantee twice more he's faster than you
Sensei whirl spin rule the whole sky
Far more than younger in instant two on the fly
Eagle the most of the regulars gather
Stock up, move again, increase he does rather
Same the troops capture no matter the cost
If Mech and Infantry plus you'll never be lost
Colin expensive is not so, money in piles
Even Yellow retreats for miles and miles
Hawke slower than most or so the lore read
Strong normal by more from two if he need
Two others I know, but only by sight
I can't get last black and red, try as hard as I might
One day we'll get them, between me and you,
Until then, here's a salute to Advance Wars 2.
