You can't argue with logic

"We need to know, where we came from, because if we don't know, where we came from, we don't know, where we are.

And if we don't know, where we are... who can tell, where we are going?"

Robin had said something like this, when Luffy had asked her during dinner, why the hell she was this interested in history. The past was all over and done anyway.

He had no idea, what his captain had answered... or if he had answered at all (it had been eating-time, remember?)... because he had been busy teaching curly-brows a lesson. The stupid cook had failed yet again to keep his trap shut for at least one evening and had not been able to resist to make another of his useless comments. Nobody was interested in anything he had to say anyway... And really, in which way did Robins explanation relate to him?

Damn, he had even looked it up in this stupid dictionary he found in the library: to get lost = to lose one's way / having gone astray

So, stating that he would be the only person able to get lost while standing still, had been a unbelieveble exaggeration. And even that just in the case, he would actually get lost... which he did not. Never! No idea, why everybody seemed to assume he was not able to find is way around.

To get lost meant to lose ones way... And he had never lost his way! Not even once since he started his journey! Alright, he often had problems to remember the ways he had taken... and most of the time he had absolutely no clue about his current whereabouts... but he knew very well, where he was going, it was not that complicated after all. And if he knew, where his destination was, he could not be lost, right? In fact he was heading straight towards it.

And seriously... how braindead needed a person to be, to miss the top?

See?!

...

You can't argue with his logic, can you?


A/N: No idea what this is supposed to be, but it has been on my mind for a few days now, so i wrote it down...

I quoted Terry Pratchett very freely in the beginning. I think it was in 'i shall wear midnight'

Ah, and One Piece is not mine (i would be a horrible Pirate King, believe me), but Eiichirō Oda does (though Luffy will probably claim it in the future).

See ya, Mag!