~ Author's Note ~ This is my first fic and it's just a stupid thing, so don't take it too seriously. And I don't mind criticism, as long as it's constructive. Don't just tell me that my fic sucks.

~ Disclaimer ~ all Harry Potter character belong to JK Rowling. Don't sue me. I don't wanna loose my cardboard box! It's a pretty box! The first one burned down, so don't make me find another!

A Fic with no Title

Me (at my computer): Must type... Must... Type... no.. losing... strength....
Sfier: K-chan! Stop being stupid and type!
Me: fine... menie.
(I start to type. Harry, Ron, Hermionie, and Draco fall through a hole in the ceiling)
Sfier: Hey! I thought this was supposed to be a Gundam fic!
Me: Not any more!
Sfier: You can't do that!
HP: What are we doing here?
Me:(still talking to Sfier)Yes I can. I can do this too!
(makes a hole in the ceiling and Sfier goes through)
Me: Buh Bye.
R: you still didn't answer us.
Me: Your here to.........
HG: To what?
Me: fix me a bologna sandwich!
HP,HG: WHAT?!?
R: Not another fanfic writer! I hate fanfic writers!
D: For once, you and I agree Weasly.
(A house elf falls through a hole in the ceiling)
Me: You! Get me a brusslesprout sandwich!
D: I thought you wanted bologna!
Me: It's not for me, It's for you!
D: what?!? I don't want it!
HE: Yes mam!
ME: I'm hungry. Let's go to the kitchen.
(Everyone goes down to kitchen and sits down at the table)
HP: can we leave now?
Me: NO!! J
(House Elf comes with bologna and brusssle sprout sandwiches and puts them on the table)
Voldemort: Muhahahah!
HG, R, D: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
HP: how did you get here?
V: I came through a hole in the ceiling. Why?
Hp: never mind….
V:AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
HP: what?!?
V: A BOLOGNA SANDWICH!!!!
Hp: STOP TALKING IN ALL CAPS!
V: BUT IT'S SCARY!!!
Me: Go sit in the corner, Voldie!
(Oddly enough, he does.)
Me: Everyone leave!
All: what?
Me: go away!
(They all leave. I go up stairs.)
bologna sandwich: sigh….. I'm all alone again…
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