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Dedication: To all those who read, but don't flame!.

The Asses of Konohagakure

Kakashi is a smart ass.

Iruka's learned to haul ass.

Lee knows how to kick ass.

Sasuke's considered bad ass.

Shikamaru is a lazy ass.

Naruto is a dumb ass.

Chouji has a big ass.

Kiba can be very asinine.

Hokages must learn to kiss ass.

-fin-

A/N: Yeah, usually I don't swear in my fics, but I saw a shirt in Canada with these nine listed on it and this just…popped out, as it were.