"So this morning we were all at summer camp and then it started snowing and we found these weird thingies and then we-"

"Tai, what are you doing? We're falling to our deaths!" Sora interrupted. Tai was spreading his arms and legs as far apart as he could and shouting at a random patch of sky. He turned his head towards Sora, who was falling next to him.

"Um, I'm recapping our day. Where was I? Oh yeah! And then we got sent to this random place and met-"

"Why?" Sora again. Didn't she know that this was important?

"You know, just in case any of us decide to write a book about this or something. Now stop interrupting me!"

"Why would any of us write a book about this? How do you know we'll live long enough?" Matt shouted as he fell in an equally awkward position.

"Shut up, Matt! Wait until I'm done recapping to be realistic! Now, as I was saying, we met these creatures called Digimon with names that are really hard to remember, so I'm probably going to forget all of those, and were attacked by a giant red bug! We all ran away like our lives depended on it-"

"They kinda did, Tai." Matt interrupted. Again.

"Stop interrupting me! We got to this really big scary looking cliff and just when we thought we'd lost it, the bug flew up and attacked us! This weird light started glowing and all the Digimon got bigger. They beat the crap out of the bug, but then it broke the cliff and now we're falling! Talk about your cliff hangers!"

"Tai, that wasn't even a good pun. Shame on you!" Izzy said.

"We're falling to our deaths and this is all you people can think about?!" Joe shouted.

And then they hit the water.


Author's Note: I got this idea after actually not skipping the recaps at the beginning of the episodes for once. They lie. This story is what I'm pretty sure they'd be saying instead of whatever crap the dub thought counted as a recap.