Nooooo. Hieosthgiosehiogsehgiosekl i don't like periodic table :(

kaBLUBY

*OH NOES! THE BACON IS COMING TO GET ME!*

*dies from descending bacon*

*om nom nom nom*

Says bacon

*rrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'm dead. :( *

*CLARY SAVE ME THE BACON IS KILLING ME!*

*no. The bacons are my friends.*

*they're MY friends too.*

*but the bacons is KILLING YOU!*

*ya i no but they sooooo delicious*

*mmm. You have a point there.*

*I HAVE MY REVENGE ON THE BACONS!*

*yeah! Kt the bacon slayer!*

*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*

*stab stab stabbety stab stab STAB with ma ninja sword*

*DIE BACON DIE*

*slaying bacon all day is hard work. Do you have any dettol?*