Take Two with Phineas and Ferb: Brian Kendrick
Author's Notes: Hey, Ratluck here. I'm short on time, so I decided I'd do a series of Take Twos with Phineas and Ferb for certain people. I will be continuing Conspiracy immediately after I write this one. Thanks and enjoy.
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I know what we're gonna do
Join us for the interview
Have a seat 'cause it's Take Two
with Phineas and Ferb!
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a talk show!
Isabella: Please welcome, Brian Kendrick.
Some Audience members clap, while the rest wonder who Brian Kendrick is.
Brian: Thank you, thank you. I appreciate you all.
Phineas: Its great to have you here Mr. Kendrick.
Brian: Please, don't call me that.
Phineas: Alright, Brian...
Brian: Don't call me that either.
Phineas: Then what do we call you?
Brian: Call me "The Brian Kendrick".
Phineas:O...k... Anyway, You've recently been on "The Price is Right", how was that experience for you?
Brian: Well, young Phineas. There is more to life then material objects. Things like self enlighten-meant, love, and intellect are more important.
Ferb: You're just saying that because you lost, aren't you?
Brian: Yes,yes I am. But honestly, those are my beliefs. {Mumbles} However, winning would have been great too.
Phineas: Yea. You've also had a difficult life. Mind elaborating on your childhood, and what you would change if you could?
Brian: Well Phineas, I'm really glad you asked that. I believe my life has served a purpose. My father was a paranoid schizophrenic and my mother was a genius, but if they weren't, I would not be able to serve my purpose. I believe my purpose here is to win the X-Division Championship, a championship that has no age discrimination, no weight or sex discrimination, a championship for the truly courageous.
Phineas: If there is no age discrimination, then how would you like to defend against me on a future show?
Brian: Your on, young triangle-shaped grasshopper!
Phineas: Awesome, but for the viewers out there that don't know you, how would you explain your occupation?
Brian: I am a competitor. I am a fighter. I am a wrestler. I am a philosopher. I am a TNA superstar. I am The Brian Kendrick.
Just then, Albert and Irving burst onto the set.
Irving: Th...Th...THE BRIAN KENDRICK? OMG OMG! Can I have an autograph?
Albert: Irving, I'm here for more important matters. I am here to expose this fake for the fake that is fakely is...fake.
Brian: You're challenging me?
Albert: Yes, Yes I am. And I'll destroy you in a heartbeat!
A wrestling ring appears suddenly, and Ferb rips off his classic clothes and reveals a referee shirt. Kendrick and Albert stand in the center of the ring. Kendrick extends his hand for a handshake, but Albert slaps it away.
Irving: I don't think you should have done that...
Ferb rings the bell, and Brian locks up in a standard wrestling lock with Albert. Albert disrespectfully slaps Brian in the face.
Irving: Albert, you should be careful...
Albert: Irving, I told you...
As Albert was saying the last line, Kendrick sneaks up behind him, puts him in a military-like sleeper hold, and Albert taps out in seconds. Ferb holds Brian's hand up in victory.
Phineas: Well, that's all we had time for. Thanks for your time, Mr...I mean, The Brian Kendrick.
Brian: Thanks for having me, and if you find any rubbers backstage, please return them to me at...
Curtain Closes.
