AVENGERS TALKSHOW

Disclaimer: I do not own avengers or any other characters that pop up … apart from thraina, so HANDS OFF

Summery: AVENGER CHARCTERS GET FORCED ONTO A TALKSHOW WHERE THEY RELEASE ALL TYPE OF SECREATS….. AND THRAINA RETURNS

Warning: as you probably guessed by now I am attached to swearing

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Chapter 1

The camera turns on and we see our host Nim clearly distracted reading a book

Stage hand: ummmm milady, we are shooting now

Nim promptly falls off the chair

Nim: SHIT, (looks around and see's camera) DOUBLE SHIT, oh well (gets up and straightens cloths) sorry 'bout that but it was a good book…. ANYWAY … Hi welcome to prison towers I am your host and today my victi…..guests are from the world of ….. The avengers

Audience goes wild

Nim: ok, ok settle down, now to move things along I'm gonna' ask NICK FURY to come up here

Nick walks on and the audience starts screaming

Nick: hey Nim (shakes hand and sits down)

Nim: hey nick, how ya doin'

Nick: not so well actually

Nim: I'm guessing stark

Nick: yep

Nim: *sigh* I thought dealing with thraina was harsh

Nick: she is difficult to work with!... I highly doubt it

Nim: ….. She is mental, leaves her stuff EVERYWHERE and has a drinking problem

Nick: so does stark, not to mention he is the most annoying person in the world, but as this argument could go on for hours I'm gonna end it here

Nim: 0k, seeing and Tony's a pain in the ass (A/N: sorry Tony fans, I 3 him really) I'm gonna' ask (looks at sheet) Thor, Steve Rogers and Clint Barton to come up here

They walk onstage and the fangirls directly turn into a sobbing mess

Clint: yeah, I'm hot and I know it

Steve: umm don't cry it's kinda strange

Thor: sorry only one woman for me

Nim: just sit down will ya

C,S,T: ok

Clint, Steve and Thor sit down when suddenly a bright flash of light pop's up and we see lady Sif & the warrior's 3 step out

Thor: my friends how are you (hugs them all and Sif turns into goo)

Nim: *sigh* (to backstage crew) clean up on top floor

Clean up crew takes the sif goo to the medical centre

Thor: what is wrong with the lady sif? It is not life consuming is it?

Nim: no Thor, sif will be fine, in a few hours. Okay everyone how bout' you take a seat again

Everyone: ok

Fandrall: hey honey (walks over and kisses Nim's cheek)

Nim: hey honey back at ya

Again a bright flash of light pops up and this time we see Odin, Frigga and Loki step out

Odin: you two may be engaged but you had better watch it Fandrall

Fandrall: yes sir, sorry sir

Frigga: leave them alone Odin, we were like that before we were married

Loki: *gags* can we sit down now

Everyone except Odin & Frigga: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE

Odin: so we can keep an eye on him

Everyone looks at Odin's eye patch and start laughing

Fury: what's so funny?

Nim: an 'eye' on him, daddy only has one eye

Fury: soooo, I also have one eye

Nim: just forget it

Frigga: actually, it's to keep him away from Hemdill; he has taken to following Loki around when he is aloud to go into the garden

Nim: that's just nasty, ok mum, dad, brother how bout you sit down

Everyone sits down

Nim: ok, sooooooooo brother Loki, can you tell me why you destroyed Mexico, and New York

Loki: *shifts in his seat uncertainly* do I have to

Frigga: yes Loki you do *squeezes hand comfortingly*

Loki: ok, here it goes *clears throat* the reason why I did all that I did was because I was always second best to Thor, Odin never had time for me, only thor, frigga had time but it's not the same type of thing. I have always wanted Odin's approval but never got it.

*crickets*…

Nim: ummmmmmmm…. While we process this here is a commercial