AVENGERS TALKSHOW
Disclaimer: I do not own avengers or any other characters that pop up … apart from thraina, so HANDS OFF
Summery: AVENGER CHARCTERS GET FORCED ONTO A TALKSHOW WHERE THEY RELEASE ALL TYPE OF SECREATS….. AND THRAINA RETURNS
Warning: as you probably guessed by now I am attached to swearing
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Chapter 1
The camera turns on and we see our host Nim clearly distracted reading a book
Stage hand: ummmm milady, we are shooting now
Nim promptly falls off the chair
Nim: SHIT, (looks around and see's camera) DOUBLE SHIT, oh well (gets up and straightens cloths) sorry 'bout that but it was a good book…. ANYWAY … Hi welcome to prison towers I am your host and today my victi…..guests are from the world of ….. The avengers
Audience goes wild
Nim: ok, ok settle down, now to move things along I'm gonna' ask NICK FURY to come up here
Nick walks on and the audience starts screaming
Nick: hey Nim (shakes hand and sits down)
Nim: hey nick, how ya doin'
Nick: not so well actually
Nim: I'm guessing stark
Nick: yep
Nim: *sigh* I thought dealing with thraina was harsh
Nick: she is difficult to work with!... I highly doubt it
Nim: ….. She is mental, leaves her stuff EVERYWHERE and has a drinking problem
Nick: so does stark, not to mention he is the most annoying person in the world, but as this argument could go on for hours I'm gonna end it here
Nim: 0k, seeing and Tony's a pain in the ass (A/N: sorry Tony fans, I 3 him really) I'm gonna' ask (looks at sheet) Thor, Steve Rogers and Clint Barton to come up here
They walk onstage and the fangirls directly turn into a sobbing mess
Clint: yeah, I'm hot and I know it
Steve: umm don't cry it's kinda strange
Thor: sorry only one woman for me
Nim: just sit down will ya
C,S,T: ok
Clint, Steve and Thor sit down when suddenly a bright flash of light pop's up and we see lady Sif & the warrior's 3 step out
Thor: my friends how are you (hugs them all and Sif turns into goo)
Nim: *sigh* (to backstage crew) clean up on top floor
Clean up crew takes the sif goo to the medical centre
Thor: what is wrong with the lady sif? It is not life consuming is it?
Nim: no Thor, sif will be fine, in a few hours. Okay everyone how bout' you take a seat again
Everyone: ok
Fandrall: hey honey (walks over and kisses Nim's cheek)
Nim: hey honey back at ya
Again a bright flash of light pops up and this time we see Odin, Frigga and Loki step out
Odin: you two may be engaged but you had better watch it Fandrall
Fandrall: yes sir, sorry sir
Frigga: leave them alone Odin, we were like that before we were married
Loki: *gags* can we sit down now
Everyone except Odin & Frigga: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE
Odin: so we can keep an eye on him
Everyone looks at Odin's eye patch and start laughing
Fury: what's so funny?
Nim: an 'eye' on him, daddy only has one eye
Fury: soooo, I also have one eye
Nim: just forget it
Frigga: actually, it's to keep him away from Hemdill; he has taken to following Loki around when he is aloud to go into the garden
Nim: that's just nasty, ok mum, dad, brother how bout you sit down
Everyone sits down
Nim: ok, sooooooooo brother Loki, can you tell me why you destroyed Mexico, and New York
Loki: *shifts in his seat uncertainly* do I have to
Frigga: yes Loki you do *squeezes hand comfortingly*
Loki: ok, here it goes *clears throat* the reason why I did all that I did was because I was always second best to Thor, Odin never had time for me, only thor, frigga had time but it's not the same type of thing. I have always wanted Odin's approval but never got it.
…*crickets*…
Nim: ummmmmmmm…. While we process this here is a commercial
