AN: Ok so this is my first crackfic. I hope this comes out the way I want it to. I'm trying to make it funny to cheer up some of my friends. So some feedback would be nice please! I hope it makes someone out there laugh :D

Disclaimer: Um *scratches side of head* no I don't own it. Why would you think I did?

~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/

Erin Strauss sat in her office filling out paperwork. It was late and she realized she needed to go home and be with her family, but she wanted to finish up today's paperwork before tomorrow's started piling up. She leaned back in her chair and looked over a report for one of the agents she liked, SSA Darren Cuteass. He always seemed to be on top of things and was neat and organized. She sighed. If she was honest with herself she had a crush on the agent. Maybe one day she would ask him out. Either that or push him against the wall and kiss him senseless. As she sat there fantasizing the door burst open and a large group of bunnies infiltrated her office.

"What the…?" Strauss said standing up. The bunnies were armed with guns. They had belts with extra ammo on them. Strauss was confused, but they seemed serious so she didn't laugh. The one that seemed to be in charge motioned for her to sit down. Strauss sighed, but did so anyway. What was going on?

"Ma'am, we are under direct orders of General Hops to come and get you to bring you back to the station. You will then be transferred to Antarctica for the remainder of your years" the one said. Strauss's eyes bugged.

"WHAT?" she demanded. The bunny rolled his eyes and motioned for the others to help Strauss to the exit. As they carried her out over their heads, a few kept to the sides, keeping their guns trained on her so she didn't try to escape. Thankfully everyone else had left the building so no one could see the bunny army. "Put me down! This is kidnapping which is a federal offense!"

"Can it lady" one of the bunnies said. Strauss's eyes bugged out as he waved his gun around. She could tell just by looking it was a real gun and there were real bullets in it. She gulped then sighed knowing this was her fate for being a horrible person. That's right; Strauss knew how much of a jerk she was and continued to do it. She didn't realize that the bunny army was going to punish her for it.

~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/

One Month Later:

"….Twenty, twenty one, twenty two…." Erin Strauss sat bundled up in Antarctica counting penguins. This was where she was going to live for the rest of her life and the job she was going to have. Never once did she imagine it would be this bad.

~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/

Ok so it was just a short little piece to try and make everyone laugh. Let me know what you thought! Thanks for reading!