oXCookieMonsterXo : Hurro, CookieMonster with another Story! Enjoy And Review!
Warnings: Cussing, implied sexual themes, and of course sex!
Disclaimer: I do not in any way or form own Bleach or any characters used in it. This is completley fanmade. I wish I did though EPIC RANDOM COOKIE!
It was Ichigo Kurosaki's seventeenth birthday, and as of right now he and friends were all on earth having him a major party, not to mention the fact that they were all going to get Ichigo drunk for the first time in his life. Renji, Orihime, Rukia, Shinji, Kenpachi, Yachiru, Matsumoto, Hitsugaya, Ishida, Chad, Kisuke Urahara, Yoruichi, Ikkaku, Yumi, some other captains like Byakuya were also there and the rest of the Vizards along with Ichigos dad and his sisters. Little did anyone know, Grimmjow, the only one of Aizens Espada, that had survived only because of Ichigo was lurking in the shadows, waiting for his moment to finish off Ichigo, and claim his long wanted victory against the man.
"Go on Ichigo be a man!" Isshin laughed punching his son on his back.
"I don't want to! It smells like uggghhhh" Ichigo complained holding the small bowl infront of his face.
"Ahhh but you have to be joking now Ichigo, that ugggghhhh happens to be the best out there and it took me a while to find it!" Shunsui laughed.
"Well I guess since you went out to get this stuff for me, why the hell is it such a big deal? Seventeen whoopie!" Ichigo smiled, he tilted the bowl up and gulped down its contents quickely.
"Well? How is it Ichi nii?" Yuzu asked beaming at her older brother.
"Its not that bad I guess..." Ichigo smiled warmly while Matsumoto begin refilling his bowl cup.
"Come on Ichigo only a couple more and for the first time ever you will be drunk!" Matsumoto smiled "I remember when I first got drunk..."
"Unfortunately so do I seeing as I was the one you threw up on!" Hitsugaya growled.
"Now, now shinigami shouldn't we be nice? Right Ichi?" Shinji asked, that weird big ass grin on his face.
"I don't care... why are you guys staring at me like that?" Ichigo blushed softly, he downed his second bowl of the alcoholic liquid. This time Renji refilled his bowl, he filled it all the way to the brim.
"Hey Ichigo your on your own if you get lost in the woods or something ya damn brat cuz ain't none of us going to go find yer ass!" Kenpachi howled out with laughter.
"What the fuck are you talking about I feel perfectly fine! I bet I could down six of those damn bowls and nothing would happen!" Ichigo challenged.
"Alright birthday boy your on you got a minute to down six whole bowls, Urahara got anymore bowls?"
"Yes..." Within a flash six bowls were lined up infront of Ichigo.
"Rukia you count with Byakuya. Renji, Chad, Ishida and Orihime you guys cheer me on and the rest of you each shit!" Ichigo growled as the bowls were finished being filled by Matsumoto.
"One the count of three everyone!" Ikkaku shouted.
"ONE"
"TWO"
"THREE! GO ICHIGO!"
Ichigo chugged down two of the bowls quickely, the taste was getting better and even more addicting for every bowl.
"Twenty second left Ichigo!" Rukia yelled over the cheering as Ichigo downed his fourth bowl, fifth... then finally sixth!
"Done!" Ichigo giggled. He didn't feel like he was all there but it felt fucking amazing!
"Well I guess I'm shit outta luck!" Kenpachi snorted. Ichigo grabbed the bottle full of the liquid and began to chug it down.
"That stuff-hic- taste wealllllyyyy good..." Ichigo giggled. He felt like he was on top of the world, it was a very nice expieriance.
"King your drunk..."
"S-shutup S-S-Shiro I... I'm n-not d-drunk!" Ichigo argued back.
"Who the fuck is Shiro?" Yumi laughed. Everybody was either laughing there asses off at Ichigo or looking at him with either concern or disgust.
"I think I'm going to leave..." Ishida started but Ichigo, too fast for anyone to see grabbed his arm.
"No! Don leavvveee its mah birthdaaaayyyy!" Ichigo begged, Ishida shoved Ichigo off and sat back down so the boy would leave him alone.
"Ok now Isshin do you have the camera?" Shinj asked, Isshin pulled out his camera and began taking shots of Ichigo drunk then put the camera and video recorder.
"So Ichigo we are going to ask you a couple of questions..." Shinji began, sitting across from his friend.
"M'kay Shin-chan" Ichigo grinned.
"Okay so how ya feelin?" Shinki began.
"Like um on cloud nine, bout you Shin?" Ichigo muttered.
"I'm fine Ichigo..." Shinji sighed.
"Yo Ichigo are ya a virgin?" Kenpachi asked with a sneer.
"Nooooppppeeeee!" Ichigo giggled, Isshins smile dropped.
"Ichigo you are suppossed to save yourself!" Isshin growled.
"Mhhmmmm why you gots a camera daddy?" Ichigo asked cocking his head to the side. Everybody burst out laughing.
"Quit laughin at me Renji or I will kill ya!" Ichigo growled. Renji held his arms up.
"Hey everybody is laughing ya going to kill them too?" Renji defended himself.
"Naww... whys does you has four heads?" Ichigo grinned, pointing at the multipule Renji heads and counting them.
"Oh my! This keeps getting better and better! Ichigo you really are stupid when your drunk!" Yumi snorted, waving his beautiful blue hair.
"Oi! I'm not drunk! You ugly ass!" Ichigo retorted standing up.
"I'm not ugly! I'm the most beautiful one here!" Yumi growled.
"Yeah and I'm a fuck-hic-in fairy that flys around wid sparkles n shit!" Ichigo slurred.
"I bet you are!" Kenpachi grinned a shit eating grin.
"I'll kick your arses!" Ichigo glared.
'Hey! Ichigo stop it your making yerself look like a dumb fuck!'
"Shut up Shiro, stupid fucking hollow!" Ichigo responded out loud.
"Hey Ichigo are you arguing with yer inner hollow?" Shinji asked curiously, Ichigo totally ignored him and went to punch Yumi in the face but falling on his ass.
"Ichigo your worse then me when I was drunk!" Matsumoto giggled.
"Ughhh get your big jumbo breasts outta my face!" Ichigo sneered trying to push at Matsumoto who was ten feet away.
Meanwhile
"Stupid fuckin kid can't even handle any beer! Whadda pussy!" Grimmjow smirked "Can't wait till I get him alone then I can finally kill the bastard! Making me look weak and trying to act like my king!"
Back to Ichigo
"Ohhh so Ichigo your staring at my breasts?" Matsumoto teased.
"As if! Stupid fucking women! Thats why I hate emmm! oooohhhhh a buterfie!" Ichigo smiled laying on his back, everyone grew silent and Rukia glared daggers at Ichigo.
"Ichigo what did you just say?" Karin asked kicking Ichigo upside the head.
"Stop kickin meh! I said I don't like wommmmennnn! They bitch bitch too much and it totally isn't sexy!" Ichigo informed her. Everybodies eyes bulged out of there head and Isshin nearly fainted.
"Ichigo... are ya tryin ta say yerr... gay?" Shinji asked leaning down slighty.
"Yepppp! Thought you guysss knews that!" Ichigo frowned.
"No, I thought you liked Orihime!" Rukia shouted.
"Quit screaming! Noooo I don't like breasts n stuff like that! Thats jus gross plus when mommy died I just didn't want anoder woman to love cuz then she might die too! So when I grews ups I liked stronger guys n stufff! Especially when I first lost my virginity hmmmmmmmm!" Ichigo hummed remembering the day when he did.
"Ichigo you finally told them! Yay!" Yuzu grinned, Isshin had already fainted and Karin looked at her sister blushing slighty.
"Yuzu... you knew Ichigo was gay?" Karin whispered slightly.
"Yea Ichi Nii told me when I caught him looking at this thingy online! He made me promise not to tell anyone so..." Yuzu smiled brightly.
"I knew he looked like a fag!" Kenpachi roared with laughter.
"Ichigo, why didn't you tell us!" Renji shouted. Everybody was either blushing furiously or just looking sad or smiling.
"Cuz' Yew damn shini-shini-shingami made me face all these uber sexy guys! And I was like trying to kill them n shit! Plus some of you guys are hot toooooo, like Urahara looks good without his gay hat on!" Ichigo sputtered out. Urahara took his fan out and his behind it, blushing furiously.
"BAHAHAHA!" Kenpachi was on the ground rolling with laughter.
"Ichi your gonna make Ken-Chan die laughing!" Yachiru smiled brightly.
"Likes that bount guy nnnnn ohhhhh that blue haired guy he was very hot n sexy! I member when he was covered n sweat and panting... Its washhh soooo smexy!" Ichigo groaned. Half of the people there had fell over, passing out.
"I-Ichigo you need to be more careful of what you say!" Ishida stuttered.
"You need ta get that stick outta yer ass and get laid! Shit I need ta get laid toooooo, I haven't had sex since I became a s-stupid s-shinigami..." Ichigo complained.
"Ichigo-kun you s-should be more nice..." Orihime said, tears rolling from her eyes, she really did love Ichigo.
"Ichigo! Your making Orihime cry you jerk!" Rukia shouted.
"How I didn say shit to herrr!" Ichigo babbled rolling over and glaring at Rukia.
Grimmjow
"What the fuck! That fuckers a fag! And that blue haired guy! He better not be talking bout me or I get Panthera to chomp his dick off!" Grimmjow growled "Stupid fag..."
Back with Ichigo
"I gots to pisssss" Ichigo grunted standing up and staggering towards the woods surrounding the area.
"Yea well hurry back Ichigo we would love to her more about your gayness!" Shinji yelled after him.
"Ok Shin-Chan!" Ichigo called back, he stumbled into the woods, going very deep into it until he found a perfect clearing. He was about to pull his pants down when he heard a slight growling sound.
"Whos der! Show yerself!" Ichigo barked out.
"Well hey there Ichigo, happy birthday!" Grimmjow growled appearing beside the boy. Ichigo stared at Grimmjow for a minute, he had supressed his spitirtual preassure and was in a gigai. He was wearing a black tanktop and some black skinny jeans, no shoes. Drunk Ichigo began drooling at Grimmjows hot ripped body.
"Hmmmm cans I has you as my present?" Ichigo pleaded walking towards the now shocked Grimmjow.
"What!" Grimmjow growled pushing Ichigo away and making him fall on his butt.
"Ohhh so your kinky and like to play rough? I can handle that!" Ichigo purred getting on his hands and knees looking up at Grimmjow with his eyes half lidding and button up white shirt hanging slightly off his left shoulder, exposing a little of his creamy chest. Grimmjow cursed at himself for getting slightly hard the the way Ichigo look, Ichigo had his mouth slightly open and his face was flushed.
"No I want to fight yer gay ass!" Grimmow yelled at him.
"Ok you can use dat big hard sword in yer pants to pound it!" Ichigo licked his lips at the sight of Grimmjows bulge in his pants, his eyes going half lidded.
"What the hell is wrong with you! I'm your enemy remember?" Grimmjow growled getting ready to kick Ichigo.
"Hmmm the only enemy I see is that!" Ichigo smirked pointing ackwardly at Grimmjows obvious erection.
"You know what fuck it I'll just wait till tomorrow ta kill yer ass!" Grimmjow shouted turning away to get the hell out of there... bad mistake. Ichigo jumped foward like a dog and tackled Grimmjow from begind to the ground.
"Yer not getting away!" Ichigo purred.
"What the fuck!" Grimmjow shrieked, Ichigo flipped him over and dodged Grimmjows fist, pulling both of the mans wrist above his head. Grimmjows eyes bulged, Ichigo had some super strength when he was drunk because he couldn't pull his hands away from Ichigos one hand holding them to the ground.
"Mmmmmmm I wanna see it..." Ichigo mumbled reaching his other hand down to Grimmjows pants, Grimmjow closed his legs together tightly. "No!" Ichigo said pushing the legs apart with his knees. He grabbed Grimmjows bulge with his hand and rubbed it with his hand, Grimmjow moaned silently, biting at his lip.
"Get... the...nnnFuck...off me!" Grimmjow growled. Ichigo smirked lowering his body ontop of Grimmjow and sliding down it, making sure not to let go of his wrists, and placed his head directly infront of Grimmjows bulge. He grabbed the zipper of the pants with his teeth and pulled it down slowly, gazing up at the wide eyed Grimmjow.
"Hmmm? do you like this sight? Me, inbetween yer legs getting ready ta suck you off?" Ichigo asked, pulling Grimmjows pants to his knees, a large tent forming in his black boxers, tapping Ichigo on the face when it sprung foward.
"No!" Grimmjow shouted.
"Yer dick says otherwise..." Ichigo smiled licking him through the boxers. Grimmjow groaned silently, Ichigo sucked Grimmjows head in throught the boxers, the tip become wet with precum.
"Ughhhhh d-d-disgusting" Grimmjow grunted. Ichigo wanted Grimmjow to get fully turned on so he pulled down the boxers, releasing Grimmjows monster.
"S-so big..." Ichigo moaned reaching down and palming himself.
"What did ya expect! A french fry like yers probably is?" Grimmjow smirked, Ichigo shut him up by trying to take Grimmjows dick in his mouth and nearly choking, Grimmjow gasped as Ichigo took half of his length in his mouth. Ichigo wrinkled his nose and pulled away.
"I can only take half of it!" Ichigo complained, Grimmjow thrusted his needy erection up unwillingly.
"God..." Grimmjow murmured. Ichigo smiled, licking up and down Grimmjows erection and tonguing the slit slightly, precum beaded out and Ichigo slurped it up greedily, moaning at the taste. He paused sticking his fingers in his mouth and wetting them, covering them in a massive amout of saliva before, engulfing Grimmjows erection again, this time letting go of Grimmjows wrists seeing as the man was completely in a lust driven state.
Ichigo used his dry hand to reach down and jerk his pants down, kicking them off, then he slid his wetted hand in red silky boxers, down his crack and sliding one of the fingers in his ass. Grimmjow watched in pure lust, he propped himself up and his elbows and gazed down as Ichigo both sucked him off and fingered himself. Ichigo slid the second finger in wincing slightly and sissoring himself open, pushing in deeper trying to find...
"NNNNNNNMMMM!" Ichigo moaned around Grimmjows dick, causing vibration to go through Grimmjow making him moan too. Ichigo teased his prostate and slid his mouth more over Grimmjow ignoring his gag reflex.
"P-pull yer boxers down..." Grimmjow grunted. Ichigo smiled around Grimmjow and complied giving Grimmjow a clear view of him fucking himself with three fingers. Grimmjow blushed and grunted thrusting up into Ichigos mouth, he wove his right hand in Ichigo soft red like locks.
"God strawberry I'm almost... almost...almost..." Grimmjow started thrusting faster and right when he was about to cum! Ichigo pulled away. Grimmjow glared down at Ichigo "Get the fuck back down there!"
"Hmmm I gotta better idea!" Ichigo smiled, face fully flushed red as he climbed up onto Grimmjows lap.
'Shit this is actually happening!' Grimmjow thought as Ichigo alligned up with his puckered, throbbing and needy entrance, Ichigo slowly slid down wincing and grabbing onto Grimmjow shoulders harshly. He closed his eyes as Grimmjow was finally fully seated inside of him.
"Nnnnnn so big...!" Ichigo moaned rocking slighty. Grimmjow grunted leaning up and capturing Ichigos lips in a fierce kiss. Ichigo moaned into the kiss and pushed Grimmjow back down on his back, resting his hands on Grimmjows chest and lifted his ass up before dropping it back down on Grimmjow cock. Grimmjow grunted and chigo moaned loudly.
"God fast Ichi..." Grimmjow grunted thrusting up.
"Nnn god its so big, so big! "Ichigo moaned picking up his pace and bouncing up and down on Grimmjow. Grimmjow cock would strike Ichigos prostatee every couple of bounces. Ichigo moaned wantonly as his orgasm grew near, he held onto Grimmjow for dear life as he rode him like a bull. "More... MORE!"
"Ughhh strawberry!" Grimmjow grunted hold on to Ichigos hips, with a death grip.
"Unnnnnn Gr-Gri- GRIMUNNNJOOOOWWWNNNNNN" Ichigo screamed as cum flew out from his dick. He collapsed onto Grimmjow panting, Grimmjow grunted, he still hadn't found his long needed orgasm.
"Ichigo I'm not done yet" Grimmjow said in his ear.
"Mmmm too tired to move..." Ichigo complained, Grimmjow growled pulling out of Ichigo and ripping Ichigos already have off shirt off, forcing the teen to his hands and knees.
"Have you every been fucked by someone this big Ichi?" Grimmjow asked thrusting back inside the wanton drunk teen.
"N-NO!" Ichigo moaned.
"Hmmm your probably enjoyin yourself then aren't cha?" Grimmjow growled dominatly.
"Y-yes! Please Grimmjow fuck me like I'm your bitch!" Ichigo moaned as Grimmjow brutally began to pound into Ichigo, furiously hitting his prostate making the boys vision turn white and making him see stars.
"No Ichigo..." Grimmjow grunted "I'm fucking you like this... because" he pause leaning down and jerking the boy by his hair back and biting down sharply on Ichigos neck, his canine like teeth digging in and making an open wound. Blood trickled down, Grimmjow never losing his brutal pace, he sucked hard on Ichigo neck causing the bite mark to form into a possesive hicky bite. Then he leaned back and snarled into Ichigos ear "I'm fucking you like this because you ARE my bitch!"
And with that said Grimmjow thrust one last time before Ichigo cummed again causing a tight grip on Grimmjows dick, forcing the older man to cum deep withing Ichigo ass. Grimmjow panted leaning on Ichigo for support, he slid out, cum oozed out of Ichigo's enterance and sliding down his thighs.
"Y-yes I'm yours Grimmjoooooowwww" Ichigo whimpered before falling over and passing out.
"S-shit..." Grimmjow mumured, wiping himself off with Ichigos shirt, he pulled up his boxers and pants.
"Ichigo! Where are ya! Did ya pass out somewhere?" Shinji called through the woods. Grimmjow glanced down at the passed out strawberry and smirked, he SonĂdo'd the hell outta there but not before he heard the blonde haired Vizards last yell.
"HOLY SHIT ICHIGO! GET THE GODDAMN CAMERA ICHIGO GOT FUCKED BY SOMETHIN!" Shinji screamed.
Grimmjow grinned sharply to himself, he knew it was wrong but he couldn't give two shits, the only thing he cared about was one thing... He definetly wasn't Done with the Strawberry.
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CookieMonsters last thoughts: Yeah I know I'm doing two other Hetalia stories, but I couldn't help myself with this story! I also know that Grimmjow is a little bi-polar at the end! Please Review! Love ya guys!
Sneak Peek: Ichigo sees his birthday video!
