Disclaimer:I dont own Final Fantasy nor do I get any money...ill still be as broke as when i started.
This was written for my friend Jacqui cause shes the bestest ever. Thankies for being there sweets!
To Jacqui,
With love and Cookies
Jaffa
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The wind whistled through the sparkly 'I-glow-in-the-dark-do-you-glow-in-the-dark?-trees'...well, it would if it had lips anyway.
Vincent Valentine let the lip-less wind brush his hair from his face but didnt move. Remaining beautiful, emotionless but somehow angsty. The moon shone above (cause theres no point it shining below is there?) and a thousand pretty stars twinkles around it.
Suddenly, abruptly and out of nowhere, theres was roar (more like a delapidated splutter) of Clouds ever present bike furrier. Err, scratch that-Furriest...thats not right either...oh, who cares anyway!
In a very sudden and completly mind melting time lapse the blond swordsman was in front of the older man, face eerily (cause i like that word) close.
"BOO!" He shouted after a moment, silencing bugs and insects alike.
"..." Vincent remained beautiful, emotionless but somehow angsty.
Cloud raised a hand slowly before quickly poking him between the eyes. "Vinnie!"
"..." Vincent remained beautiful, emotionless but somehow angsty.
"Wow, annoying narration lady dude." Cloud commented to the sky moodily. "What do I do now? "
Jaffa rolls her eyes. 'Call Cid, call Cid.' She sent in mental waves.
"Call who? Reno?"
'No! Not Reno!' Jaffa reached for the delete key but -swish!- the phone was already out and dialling.
Another very sudden and completly mind melting time lapse later Reno is standing beside Cloud, wearing hot pink teddy bear PJ's and oversized bunny slippers with a teddy bear under one arm. "Huh, yo?" He asked.
"..." Vincent remained beautiful, emotionless but somehow angsty.
Cloud rolled his eyes and turned to face the red haired turk. "Omg, nice shoes! Ive been looking for ones just like that." Cloud confessed, mind shifting off subject.
Reno looked down and seemed about to comment when Vincent shifted, placing his weight on one side and crossing his arms. All eyes turned to him, and Reno somehow subconciously realised why he was here. "He's in angst mode again isnt he, yo?"
"Yup." Cloud responded easily. "Hasnt moved since I got here."
Reno poked his arm in test, and almost giggled when the gunman didnt react. Almost giggled because men dont giggle you see. "Here we go again." He chuckled. There, see? Chuckling is a manly thing to do. "Yo." He added in afterthought
"Every time you see him like this you get so excited." Cloud reminised. "Last time you drew all over his face."
Remembering what Vincent had looked like with 'Reno was here' and 'I am a pretty princess' all over his face had Reno chuckling again. "Good point, yo. What do we do this time? What can top that?"
Vincent inhaled slowly, wondering if being emotionally retarded all the time was really worth it sometimes.
The pair looked Vincent over, regarding the older man like a specimen in a jar (Hojo flashbacks anyone?). Suddenly Clouds mako-blue eyes lit up with frightful mirth, an idea almost readable on his iris'. Then he said (imatating my fav ugly green guy cause my mum forced me to watch Star Wars again.) "An idea I have, come with me to Fernir you must."
Reno raised an eyebrow but followed him out of Vincents eyesight.
Silence prevailed as Cloud dramatically paused at his bike, hands poised above a bright blue buttons with the initals WD on it. Slowly he lowered his 'pushing finger' and then, well he pushed it, i mean, duh. With a small whirring noise a small storage place popped out of the space under the seat. With a triumphent noise he thrust it into the Turks hands.
Renos unraised eyebrow copied the others movements. He opened the box slowly. "Whats this, yo?" Then realisation hit him like a ton of bricks (though Cloud either ignored or didnt see the large lump that grew on the top of Renos head. "Why do you ha-"
"Shuddup!" Cloud pouted. "Tifa put them in there, said I never knew when I would need them again."
Reno gig-err, chuckled again. "Again? I would pay big bucks to see you in this Cloudy boy."
Cloud blushed a furious shade of red. "Shuddup!" He demanded. Then calmed with a manical grin. "How much would you pay to see him in it?" He asked, thrusting his thumb back at the pale gunman.
Realisation hit Reno again, (It really must have something against him) creating a second lump on top of the first. His face almost split in two (He may need stitches) with his wide smiled grin. (I will do my best to stop adding these insane brakets...maybe.)
Vincent seemed not to have heard them, remaining beautiful, emotionless but somehow angsty. He didnt shift in the least when the two men snuck up spy-style behind him, holding a horrendously purple garment between them. Nor did he make comment when they threw it over him. He scuffled a bit when the fluffly brown cloud off dirt hid him from view as they struggled to put it on him, but they cant prove that...can they?
Some how they came out of that unscathed and as clean as before...With exeption to Reno who had yet another lump on his lump(...that sounded wrong...Mwahahahaha). The turk rubbed the spot. "Dude, did you have to hit me, yo?"
"I didnt hit you!" Cloud countered, sticking his tongue out for emphasis.
"Did to!"
"Did not!"
"Did to!"
"Naha."
"Yeha."
"SHUT IT AND GET ON WITH THE DAMN FIC!" A loud booming voice rang out through the clearing, silenceing bugs and insects alike. (Who were not very pleased with the second interuption to their misrable little nights, let me tell you).
"Ouch, A mozzie just bit me, yo." Reno exclaimed, slapping his neck.
Cloud raised an eyebrow. "Are there even any mozzies on this planet?"
"..." Vincent remained beautiful, emotionless but somehow angsty. Cloud gritted his teeth at the words but turned and regarded the 'Vampire' in the frock.
"I think its missing something..." Cloud commented.
Reno looked Vincent over. "What but...yo." This time Reno was ready, he fought against realisation, dodging and weaving against its powerful blows.
TBC...
Yayness, here the first installment, more on its way when I can finally see my muse again!
