This is an awesome work by the brilliant Jamie Jazz and partner in crime Emily Epitome!

Fiyero and Avaric are sitting in their dorm at Fiyero's dodgy PC attempting to get Portal 2 working, 'Come on you stupid machine! Work!' cried Fiyero as he shook the monitor in pure frustration. To his ultimate annoyance Avaric pulled out a piece of paper and began to write and started to sing… and so did he…

Avaric: Dearest, darlingest Bill Gates

Fiyero: To the President of Mac

Avaric: There's been some confusion regarding your graphics

Fiyero: But of course I'll try to fix it

Avaric: But of course I'll reboot it

Both: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond

Yes. There's been some confusion for you see the graphics are

Avaric: Unusually and exceedingly slow and all together quite impossibly annoying

Fiyero: Daft

Avaric: What is this happening so sudden and new

Fiyero: I saw the moment I plugged in my usb (oosb)

Avaric: My PC's slowing

Fiyero: My processor's whirling

Avaric: My drive is humming

Both: What's going on

Annoying as a fly

Does it have a name

Yeeeeeeees

Both: Loading, unadulterated loading

For the look

The size

The game play

Let's just say,

The game is stuffed!

Every little byte however small,

Is meant to make the game begin to work

With simple utter loading

There's a strange exhileration

In such slow composition

It just will not woooooork!

Though I will admit the game is bad

Still I do believe that I will wait

And I will be waiting, waiting until iiiiit wiiiiill load!

*A bunch of random students come from nowhere and join in*

*Fiyero and Av, 'Woah where did those guys come from?' dual shrug.*

Ozians: Dearest Microsoft, this game is stuffed

I just can't stand it like you thought I could

It's annoying,

It's retarded,

We don't need to do a survey

Coz dear Mac here is a martyr

Avaric: Well, these games are made to try us

*Fiyero in background 'Dude that's high…'*

Ozians: Hmm, poor old PC forced to comply

With something so huge and docile

I am pretty sure it's just to mystify

We hate this loading

Both (Ozians): What is this happening so sudden and new (Loading, unadulterated loading)

I saw the moment I plugged in my usb *oosb* (For the look)

My PC's slowing (The size, the game play)

My drive is humming (Let's just say,)

The game is stuffed!

Every little byte however small,

Is meant to make the game begin to work

With simple utter loading (Loading)

There's a strange exhileration (Loading)

In such slow composition (Loading)

It just will not woooooork! (not work!)

Though I will admit the game is bad

Still I do believe that I will wait

And I will be waiting, for forever waiting truly forever waiting 'tiiiiiiiiiiiiil

It will looooooad!

*Fiyero bashed the drive in pure annoyance*

Fiyero: Gaaah!

Avaric: Eep!

Avaric ran from the room and Fiyero proceeded to bash his head on his desk.