This is an awesome work by the brilliant Jamie Jazz and partner in crime Emily Epitome!
Fiyero and Avaric are sitting in their dorm at Fiyero's dodgy PC attempting to get Portal 2 working, 'Come on you stupid machine! Work!' cried Fiyero as he shook the monitor in pure frustration. To his ultimate annoyance Avaric pulled out a piece of paper and began to write and started to sing… and so did he…
Avaric: Dearest, darlingest Bill Gates
Fiyero: To the President of Mac
Avaric: There's been some confusion regarding your graphics
Fiyero: But of course I'll try to fix it
Avaric: But of course I'll reboot it
Both: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes. There's been some confusion for you see the graphics are
Avaric: Unusually and exceedingly slow and all together quite impossibly annoying
Fiyero: Daft
Avaric: What is this happening so sudden and new
Fiyero: I saw the moment I plugged in my usb (oosb)
Avaric: My PC's slowing
Fiyero: My processor's whirling
Avaric: My drive is humming
Both: What's going on
Annoying as a fly
Does it have a name
Yeeeeeeees
Both: Loading, unadulterated loading
For the look
The size
The game play
Let's just say,
The game is stuffed!
Every little byte however small,
Is meant to make the game begin to work
With simple utter loading
There's a strange exhileration
In such slow composition
It just will not woooooork!
Though I will admit the game is bad
Still I do believe that I will wait
And I will be waiting, waiting until iiiiit wiiiiill load!
*A bunch of random students come from nowhere and join in*
*Fiyero and Av, 'Woah where did those guys come from?' dual shrug.*
Ozians: Dearest Microsoft, this game is stuffed
I just can't stand it like you thought I could
It's annoying,
It's retarded,
We don't need to do a survey
Coz dear Mac here is a martyr
Avaric: Well, these games are made to try us
*Fiyero in background 'Dude that's high…'*
Ozians: Hmm, poor old PC forced to comply
With something so huge and docile
I am pretty sure it's just to mystify
We hate this loading
Both (Ozians): What is this happening so sudden and new (Loading, unadulterated loading)
I saw the moment I plugged in my usb *oosb* (For the look)
My PC's slowing (The size, the game play)
My drive is humming (Let's just say,)
The game is stuffed!
Every little byte however small,
Is meant to make the game begin to work
With simple utter loading (Loading)
There's a strange exhileration (Loading)
In such slow composition (Loading)
It just will not woooooork! (not work!)
Though I will admit the game is bad
Still I do believe that I will wait
And I will be waiting, for forever waiting truly forever waiting 'tiiiiiiiiiiiiil
It will looooooad!
*Fiyero bashed the drive in pure annoyance*
Fiyero: Gaaah!
Avaric: Eep!
Avaric ran from the room and Fiyero proceeded to bash his head on his desk.
