Disclaimer: I do not own PJO or HOO otherwise my life would rock.

Chapter 1

Hi, my name is Percy Jackson, (yeah, yeah, hold the applause) my life has been pretty relaxed ever since we put Gaea back to sleep for another few centuries. I got to come back to camp with my beautiful girl friend Annabeth, we smoothed out some relations with the Romans and found some common ground. We have barely had any monster attacks in the last few months after the war. But a few weeks ago my life started to change, and not for the better. You see it all started like this.

I was training in the arena when the camp's sirens sounded. Which means one of three things, 1 a pack of monsters is raiding the camp, 2 a demigod made it to the border and is being chased by a monster or 3 another lost pizza delivery man stumbled across the camp... Again. Either way I sprinted towards Thalia's tree to see what the problem was. It was hard not to run into a tree in the dark, but somehow I managed to get there in one piece. I looked around for signs of trouble and saw a kid, about my age, running from a hell-hound the size of a semi truck at the bottom of the hill. The kid tripped over a stray branch. That shocked me into action, I took out riptide and started sprinting down the hill towards the demigod. The kid shakily stood up and screamed when he saw the hell hound about to pounce. I jumped up and smashed it with the flat side of my sword. It crumbled the the ground in a heap. But a second later it started to stand back up. I looked back at the kid who was standing there, petrified.

"Go! Get to camp! Tell Chiron what's happening!" I shouted

But the darn kid refused to move. The hell bound took advantage of this momentary lapse in concentration and lunged at me. I swung riptide at its face, but it somehow managed to catch my sword in its mouth. It growled as if laughing at me and threw my sword to the side. The hell hound looked back at me and lunged once again. I rolled to the side and leaped at it, I punched it right in the side of its skull so hard it flew back into a tree. Before it could get up I jumped onto it and kicked it in the gut. I was about to finish it when it rolled over and threw me off, I hit the ground with a solid thud. The hell hound was running at me and before I could get up it dove at my face.

So this is how I die at the paws of a freakishly large dog with anger issues... Go figure.

But just as its claws were about to rip up my flesh, it exploded into golden dust.

What?

I looked around and saw the demigod holding my sword looking like he was about to pass out. I got up and walked to him.

"Thanks, mind if I have that back?" I asked kindly

He looked at my sword.

"Yes, I do mind." He said with an air of arrogance

He started strutting towards Thalia's tree like he had fought the hell hound and I had just watched. I jogged up the hill and caught up to the kid.

"Um, ok well my names Percy Jackson, and you are?"

The guy barely spared me a glance

"Michael Shode." He said a few minutes later

"Well nice to meet you, I suppose. Do you happen to know about the Greek gods?"

"Probably more than you." He snorted

By the time we reached the big house I had completely given up on trying to make conversation with him.

I spotted Chiron on the porch reading a book. Mr. D was sitting across engrossed with his magazine.

"Be polite, I'll explain later." I mumbled to him

"Whatever."

"Chiron! Mr. D! This is Michael Shode, found him at the hill. How come no else responded to the siren?" I asked

"Pleasure to meet your Mr. Shode. And they might not have heard it, they are all turned in for the night, as you should be." Chiron said accusingly

I grinned

"Training as always Chiron." I said as was my usual response to this daily conversation

"Right well, this is a camp right? Where am I bunked tonight? I'm exhausted, I just fought of a huge hell hound while this idiot just watched."

My eyes widened at his lie.

"Percy! Is that true!" Chiron said in shock

"What! No it-"

"Is completely true!" Michael finished

"Percy, go to your cabin. We'll discuss this later."

I looked at Mr. D who was eyeing Michael suspiciously

"Later Mr. D." I said

"Good night Peter." He said with a smirk

I headed off to my cabin.

This new demigod was obviously going to be trouble.

Over the next couple of weeks Michael prove to be more trouble than he was worth, in my opinion anyway. Everyone else seemed to love him. The day after

He arrived he was claimed... By my dad... Which means he's my brother... Joy.

He started hanging out with all my friends and butting in whenever I tried to do something with them. Weird thing was only I seemed to care. But whatever, I mean I could always just ignore him right? When he realized it wasn't getting to me he started pushing me out of the group, inviting people to movies and not even telling me. No one else told me about it either. Even Annabeth was acting distant, every time I asked her if she wanted to do something she always invited Michael. The kid was starting to get on my nerves. Only a few people other than me saw how obnoxious he really was. The list being, Leo, Nico, Travis and Connor and Clarisse.

The moron wouldn't stop challenging me to duels either, which he always, always lost. But he would strut off like he had crushed me.

But the real killer came one right after another.

"Hey Jackson, get out of my seat!" Michael growled

"I always sit here Shode." I said in a bored tone

"Yeah, well maybe I want to sit there?" He snapped

"Well too bad, there's a seat right there." I pointed right across from me

"Don't you get who your talking to? I'm the greatest hero who's ever lived!" He claimed

That got me a little angry, him calling himself better than all the demigods who died in the wars.

"Shut up and learns some manners Shode! I've seen heroes that you couldn't even dream of coming close to!" I snarled

"Oh yeah? And please share who these sacred heroes are?" Michael sneered

"How about all the heroes who died in the wars?"

"Well they died so obviously they can't be that great." He said arrogantly

"Oh really? Well at least they could hold a sword properly and not pee their pants whenever they saw a monster!" I shouted

His face grew red with anger.

"You take that back you pathetic excuse for a demigod!" He shouted taking out riptide

I drew my blade too, one I had Leo make for me so it was properly balanced.

He growled and swung his sword at my face like he was swinging a baseball bat. I easily blocked and countered knocking him off his feet with the flat of my sword. He got back up and lunged at me, I simply turned and smacked the base of his skull as he flew past. He crumbled to the ground. Instantly the ground started rumbling and a sea mist took on the form of none other than Poseidon.

"Percy! What have you done to Michael!?" He cried

"What! He attacked me!" I replied

"How dare you attack my favorite son!"

A little piece of me just snapped.

"Michael? Are you alright son?" He asked shaking that moron

"Uuuhhnn. He attacked me dad. Just because I was sitting in his seat."

"Shh it's alright son. I'm sure a visit to Atlantis will make you feel much better."

WHAT!? He's never offer to let me go to Atlantis!

Poseidon turned back to me

"Perseus, for your actions I hereby disown you as my son." He said with malice

Several people gasped in surprise.

My mouth dropped to the floor.

Michael just smirked.

I looked at him and glared so hard he looked like he wanted to crawl away.

"Fine, you were never a good father anyway." I growled as before stormed off

After an hour of wandering around in the woods and killing every monster I came across, I decided to get back to camp and ask Connor and Travis if I could sleep in the Hermes cabin. I was walking down the beach when I heard the sounds of two people making out, me being my rude and curious self I went to investigate. I crouched behind a bush and peered over. What I saw snapped the rest of my heart right in half and stomped on it. On the beach Michael was furiously making out with Annabeth... My Annabeth! I watched in horror as they rolled around in the sand.

"Ohh, Michael, your so much better than the jealous jerk." Annabeth moaned

"I know right? What did you ever see in him?" He asked once they came up for air.

"I don't know, I guess it was just that he was famous."

Tears were running down my cheeks.

"When are you going to break up with him, so we can go public?"

"I'll break up with him tomorrow, I promise."

Suddenly my grief turned to rage as I thought about everything that runt has taken from me. My friends, my father, my girlfriend!

The winds started to pick up to howling speeds, the waves crashed against the shore at war with themselves as Poseidon struggled to contain them, but my fury was too much for him. Rain started pouring as though Zeus himself was trying to drown the camp.

"What's going on?!" Michael shouted confused

But Annabeth knew, she knew why this was happening. She looked around in horror, looking for me.

"Percy! H-how long have you been there?" She stuttered

"HOW! HOW COULD YOU!? HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME FOR THIS PIECE OF SLUDGE?! I WENT TO FREAKIN TARTARUS FOR YOU!" I screamed as the storm got more out of control, and the waves reached dangerous heights.

"Percy! It's not what it looks like! I-" she desperately began to justify herself

"I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOUR PATHETIC EXCUSES! I WAS GOING TO PROPOSE TO YOU!" I shouted as I took out a ring.

A look of horror flashed across her face, right before a look of joy came on.

"Y-you were? Oh, Percy!" She cried looking as though I had just asked her to marry her"Please forgive me!"

"I will never forgive you!" I cried as I threw the ring at her. It hit her shoulder so hard it knocked her down.

I ran off to cabin three and grabbed my stuff, some clothes, some ambrosia and nectar. I wrote a quick not to some of my friends and stuck it on the wall. I ran to Thalia's tree. I started walking down the hill, I heard Annabeth yell my name over the storm so I started running. I ran far away from camp, never looking back.

I hope I never have to set foot in that blasted camp again.

Well? How was it? First fic so just bear with me alright? Leave a review! I would love to hear what you guys (and girls) think! And what you hope to see! So I'm planning on making this a more or less basic guardian tale, but with some good twists and turns.

Till next time!