Authors note: This is a parody to Better Than Revenge by Taylor Swift, I absolutely love her in case you didn't know. It is about what Annabeth thinks of Hera stealing her boyfriend (Hehe that sounds funny.)
Just 'Cause You're Hera
Now go stay on Olympus and think about what you did
The story starts when it was 2 0'clock in the morning
The war ended
I thought the excitement was over now
She came to camp, he was sleeping
And let's hear the applause
She took him faster than you can say Cerberus
I guess I saw it coming
Knew that I was in for it
I just didn't know the passion she hated me with
But did she know
I would find out where she went with him?
Why would she think the guy replacing him should be Jason?
Hera's not the queen; she's not what you think
Evil goddess
Whoa
Wish she was known for the things that she'd do to destroy us
Whoa
Soon she's gonna find
That just stealing my boyfriend
For her own games
Won't make her any allies
She should keep in mind
In her twisted mind
I would never stop searching for Percy Jackson
Ha
Immortal life would be a party, just imagine it
But down here us mortals only have one life to live
I think her talk about perfect family is troubling
She thinks I'm psycho 'cause I contradict her reasoning
But being a goddess isn't an excuse to risk it all
Or to get all our hopes up
Just so you can watch them fall
3,000 years wasn't enough
For you to finally see
Your husband's Zeus that doesn't give you power over me
Hera's not the queen; she's not what you think
Evil goddess
Whoa
Wish she was known for the things that she'd do to destroy us
Whoa
Soon she's gonna find
That just stealing my boyfriend
For her own games
Won't make her any allies
She should keep in mind
In her twisted mind
I would never stop searching for Percy Jackson
I'm just another thing for you to roll the dice on Hera
You might have him but haven't you heard
I'm just another thing for you to roll the dice in Hera
You might have him but you won't be saving the world
Hera's not the queen; she's not what you think
Evil goddess
Whoa
Wish she was known for the things that she'd do to destroy us
Whoa
Soon she's gonna find
That just stealing my boyfriend
For her own games
Won't make her any allies
She should keep in mind
In her twisted mind
I would never stop searching for Percy Jackson
Do you even know why he and I are falling?
'Cause I don't think you do
Oh
Do you even know why he and I are falling?
I don't think you do, I don't think you do
We're going to Hell
C'mon tell me how well you plan has gone
See where we ended up now
'Cause you just know better
She took him faster than you can say Cerberus
