The Book

SpongeBob & Patrick were bored. They were more bored then they had ever been. All their games had become boring.

So they sat in SpongeBob's living room with a few sheets of paper and a book called "How To Create Fun Games".

Patrick picked up the book and read it for a while and then put it down and said, "SpongeBob, I just realised something."

"What, Patrick?"

"Books are stupid." Patrick grabbed the book and threw it away. "They annoy me so much…" He paused for a few minutes and smiled. "Annoyance!"

"Huh?" asked SpongeBob.

"We go in front of Squidward's house, and we act annoying!" Patrick started to explain. "Whoever gets yelled at by Squidward first loses!"

SpongeBob jumped off the ground. "That's a great idea, Patrick! Let's go!" They ran out of SpongeBob's house to the front garden of Squidward's and did what they did best.

"Hi SpongeBob, I'm Patrick!" said Patrick.

"Hi Patrick, I'm SpongeBob!" said SpongeBob.

"Hi SpongeBob, I'm Patrick!"

"Hi Patrick, I'm SpongeBob!"

This went on for quite a while, and it was working, Squidward was getting quite annoyed.

Squidward was in his recreation room, reading a book called "The War Of The Seas" by H.G. Gills. It was a classic novel about an alien invasion on the Oceans, told through the eyes of a newspaper reporter, and Squidward was having trouble reading it because of the two idiots outside.

"Hi Patrick, I'm SpongeBob!"

"Hi SpongeBob, I'm Patrick!"

Eventually, Squidward couldn't take anymore, so he rushed to his window, and poked his head through it.

"SpongeBob, shut up!" He yelled at the top of lungs, and slammed the window closed again.

"Aw, I lost." Said Patrick.

Squidward walked back to his chair and started reading his book again. Halfway through it, though, he started hearing noises outside his window again.

"Ep-Wop!" shouted SpongeBob.

"Doo-Wop!" shouted Patrick.

"Ep-Wop!"

"Doo-Wop!"

"Ep-Wop!"

"Doo-Wop!"

Squidward ran to his window and stuck his head out. "SpongeBob, stop that now!" he shouted.

"AGAIN!" said Patrick.

"Cut that out now!" said Squidward, his veins starting to show.

"Round 3!" said SpongeBob. "Annoying!"

"Annoying!" replied Patrick.

"Annoying!"

"Annoying!"

Squidward started to get really angry. He got out his book and threw it towards SpongeBob and Patrick. It hit the ground and burst into a pile of paper.

"Nooo!" Said Squidward. He ran down and looked at the pieces of paper littered around. He turned to SpongeBob and Patrick and started yelling at them.

"YOU MORONS! You destroyed my book!"

"Actually…" said SpongeBob. "Since you threw the book in the first place, you destroyed it…"

"You two drove me to do it! Go to the bookstore and get me a new one… NOW!"

SpongeBob and Patrick went to the bookshop and looked around.

"Wow, look at all the books they have here." Said SpongeBob.

Patrick screamed. "Books?!" He ran out of the shop scared.

"Patrick!" said SpongeBob.

"Get that book and let's get outta here!"

SpongeBob bought the new book for Squidward and he and Patrick walked back to Squidward's house. He was sitting on his front porch tapping his feet. SpongeBob and Patrick handed him the book. "Sorry, Squidward." They said.

Squidward took the book and looked at it. He saw the cover and scowled.

"This is the wrong book!" He shouted. 'This isn't "The War Of The Seas', this is… 'The Catfish in The Hat'!"

SpongeBob and Patrick laughed and yelled with happiness.

"What's wrong with you two?" asked Squidward.

SpongeBob turned to Patrick. "See, Patrick, I told you it would annoy him!"

Squidward seethed. "You got me the wrong book because of your stupid game? SpongeBob, you dimwit!"

Patrick kicked the ground. "Darnit, lost again!"

THE END