Disclaimer: how do you do disclaimers here in this part of the website? Oh well, I guess, I should do it in my own way. I dun own FY …but I do own this one hell of a fic. You got that? I dun own FY! So don't go getting lawyers and suing me! Even if I give you all of my belongings, it won't amount to even a dollar. You will gain absolutely nothing from suing me so I suggest that you don't…you'll just be wasting your time.

Author's note: this is my first FY story…you might be wondering why it's entitled PAT THE BUNNY. It has nothing to do with the book itself. I just find it pretty amusing to actually call this story pat the bunny. By the way, pat the bunny is my favorite book. You get too touch and feel the story literally. I love storybooks even at the age of eh! Wait! I'm not gonna tell you how old I am! That would ruin the whole fantasy! I would just like to say that I have used some of Yumiko kaze's characters from (we will meet again) cause I really had a hard time thinking of other names. I hope you like this story…please review!!!

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CHAPTER1: THE TROUBLE BEGINS!!!

"Taka! Can you clear Table 13!" shouted one of Taka's co-workers in the restaurant

"Be right there!" he shouted before going back to his mobile phone "I'll meet you there at my apartment right after my shift…bye Miaka" after bidding goodbye to his infantile girlfriend, Taka hung up and tended the table that he was ordered to clear

"Let me guess … you're going to have fun with your girlfriend tonight?" his co-worker asked

"This is nothing like that Kido…it's our anniversary and I want to make it special" Taka leaned on the table picturing Miaka's anxious face when she sees what he has for her in his apartment tonight. He really prepared for this night more than ever. He already hired violin players and caterers for their outdoor rooftop date. Nothing could possibly go wrong. Come to think of it…nothing should go wrong! It caused him one hell of a budget to afford all those things for this one special occasion and he can't mess it up tonight…

"C'mon! Let's work hard to get this over with!" he stood up and swiftly catered to everyone in the restaurant, who in return praised the hardworking young man.

After Taka's shift, he proceeded to the locker room to change into his clothes.

Meanwhile, above town, fairy godmother is having trouble finding directions.

"Damn this romaji writing! Now how am I supposed to find Shrek in this place…mental note: never hire a Japanese to write the address"

The wind blew hard and blew the paper right off fairy godmother's hand "OH! OH MY! The pa- the paper!" Fairy God mother flew after the paper below

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Taka was about to close his locker when Kido approached him and asked him a favor.

"Man… boss keeps bossing me around and I already got my hands tied with all the work. Can you help m with the trash?"

(A/N: DUH! They're called BOSS cause they boss people around!)

Taka, being a gentleman and a nice person, "sure man…it's nothing." And with that he took the trash and left through the back door where the bin was. "Let's just hope the stench won't stick to my new jacket," he thought as he threw the trash bags into the bin

Right above him, fairy Godmother had just given up hope in finding the piece of parchment that she just lost.

"Let's just face it. I really can't find it…." She sighed..."what is this?" she looked right below her and saw something green. "S-Shrek? It is him! EUREKA!" and with that she waved her wand and did some kind of spell on the unsuspecting young man.

Taka was about to enter through the door but he was caught in some kind of pinkish light…"what the- Suzaku?"

Fairy Godmother flew to him and said, "I finally found you Shrek! Thought you could get away with Fiona do you? Ha! Here's to you! I just cast a spell on you that will turn you into a frog FOR-E-VAH!!!" she laughed sarcastically

"Who's Shrek and Who's Fiona? WHY ARE YOU TURNING ME INTO A FROG!!!??" Taka enraged, said aloud

Realizing that it wasn't Shriek's voice that she was hearing, she arranged her small bottle glasses and took a closer look. "AHHH!" she shrieked "Y-YOU! YOU'RE NOT SH-SHREK! WHO'…WHO'RE YOU!?"

"I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THE SAME QUESTION LADY!" Taka furiously asked the weird floating old woman with humungous hips

"Allow me to introduce myself young man…I…" she took a pose "I am none other than the world famous…fairy godmother"

"If you're so famous then how come I have never heard of you?! But never mind that! Please remove spell!" Taka tried to calm himself in front of an older individual. He doesn't want to end up beating an old person especially a woman, knowing he has his own girlfriend. "AHH!" he almost forgot about that. "Miaka! Miaka is waiting for me! Please lady make it fast…I have to meet someone really really important"

Fairy god mother frowned in dismay and flicked her wand one time and said "I'm sorry my dear but that is quite impossible to do right now…you see-"

"What do you mean impossible?! How can it be impossible?! Miaka is waiting for me!!"

"Calm down calm down young man…you see…the spell that I gave you was supposed to turn Shrek into a frog …now the spell is made only to make ogres become frogs and that takes a lotta magic my dear boy…all I can do for the meantime is to degrade the spell into changing to you a-"

Before She could continue her very very long speech, Taka floated in the air still enveloped in the pink light (A/N: and yes…he turned into a….)

"A puppy" she continued

"A puppy?! A puppy?! Is there any other way to change me back?!"

"As a matter of fact, my son, there is…"

"What?? Tell me!" Taka thought that it wouldn't be that hard since he had been through so much to be with Miaka. How hard can it be compared to deranged God-wanna-bees, best friends gone mad, and evil God counterparts on the lose?

"You have to gain the kiss of true love …only then shall my spell be broken" she waved her wand and showed him her album.

"These are some of my satisfied costumers…here's sleeping beauty…" she flipped the page to a picture of a girl who laid sleeping in a bed "she slept for a thousand years but the kiss of true love woke her but I guess it wasn't really true love's kiss it's just love at first sight's kiss…you see they got married and got divorced four years after" she flipped the page again to a picture of a girl with an apple "now here's snow white…she was poisoned by an apple but, same as the others, she was awaken by true love's kiss … now she was a very loving wife unlike sleeping beauty"

"Wait…do you have any other examples? All of the examples you showed me are …well…not to be rude or anything but…they're all girls…" Taka interrupted

"Oh...I see... you prefer to see male examples…ah! Here he is…that bastard… the frog prince…but now he is better called as the Frog king…he had a happy ending but he didn't keep his end of the bargain so I had to make her daughter, half ogre…and the only way to break her spell is for my son, prince charming…" she flipped the page to prince Charmin's picture "to kiss her…isn't my son charming?"

After hearing about the frog prince, Taka imagined himself and Miaka having a daughter whose half ogre. He shivered at the mere thought "this won't have side effects to my own daughter/ son will it?" he asked

"Oh of course not. The frog prince was a real frog to begin with. You are pure human right? So you have nothing to worry about," she said firmly

"Now all I have to do is get a kiss from Miaka right?" he asked

"If she's your true love then…yes…that would be all you'll ever need for a happy ending." She said with a gentle smile

"GREAT…but how can I get her to kiss me…she won't kiss a dog…would she?" he asked himself

"Well, if you need any assistance, …here" she handed him a calling card and stuck it in his mouth "I'm just a teardrop away dear…" and she disappeared leaving fairy dust behind her

"What the- where did you go?! Hey! What do you mean by that!?" Taka called after the old fairy with really large hips

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Taka sat there in the alley staring at the piece of paper (A/N: others call it calling card but I prefer to call it paper…just paper)

"Great now what do I do…how can I get Miaka to kiss a …" Taka saw his reflection on a puddle "a cute and tame puppy…I know! Miaka works in a kennel…I can just barge in and pretend that I'm a puppy from the kennel. If she finds me cute enough…I just might…yes! She just might kiss me!"

From not so far away, (A/N: right across the street to be exact) our friendly neighborhood dogcatcher is sitting silently in his van, parked out front of a doughnut shop, when he heard barking.

"Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! " The barking went. It echoed through the busy streets of Tokyo and into the ear of our loving, neighborhood dogcatcher

"Do you hear what I hear? It's a…yeah from the sound of it, another victim…he-he-he" he said turning the ignition key. "This will be fun…"

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How's that for chapter one? If it sucks, tell me. I'll erase it immediately. I'm still having second thoughts about this so I'll be ready to erase it when you are. Oh yeah…this is not a crossover between Shrek and Fushigi Yuugi. I prefer to call it guesting… oh well, please feel free to insult me in any way you can in order to satisfy your urge. Thanks for wasting your time on my fic!