A/N: Hey, what's up you guys? I'm supposed to be updating "Ten Moments I Loved You" and I will! But I'm doing it tomorrow…This is just a random story that popped into my head while I was looking for Kenlos fics…So, while I was looking for Kenlos fics, I've come by a SHIT load of OC stories…Am I the ONLY person that hates OC stories? Yes? Okay…
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the OC.
Candace Isabella Lindana Hathaway. She was a very beautiful girl. She had natural blond hair that was always magically straight and even the strongest wind couldn't fuck it up, she had big, pure azure eyes that twinkled all the motherfucking time, she had a perfect body with curves in all the right places and all her clothes were in size small. She could play every instrument in the whole damned world and she had the most hypnotizing voice. She always moved gracefully. Whether it was giving drowning, crawling, fainting or whatever, she was always so fucking graceful.
Candace Isabella Lindana Hathaway moved to the Palm Woods to pursue her dream of becoming a singer and actress. She walked in the lobby and as she was walking, all the boys were staring at her. They all creamed their pants and they were all drooling.
"I call dibbs on the new girl!" She heard from a distance. Here we go again…Boys fighting over her. She was so totally used to it. Four boys came up to her. They were all smiling at her.
"Hey, what's up? I'm Kendall and these are my best friends, James, Carlos and Logan," He said, introducing himself and his friends.
"My name is Candace Isabella Lindana Hathaway but you can call me Candace or Candy or Andy or Bella or Linda for short," She said, smiling a dazzling smile that all the boys fell in love with.
"So, you're really beautiful! Because you're beautiful, I'm totally in love with you!" James said, grinning.
"OH EHM GIZZLE! I'm totally in love with you too! I'm ALSO in love with you because you're beautiful!" She said, tossing her beautiful blond hair. Her hair hit the front desk and the front desk magically turned to gold.
"Oh, look! Your hair turned the front desk to gold!" James said, running his hands over the front desk.
"Yeah, it does that," She said like it was so obvious.
"So, what brings you here?" Logan asked.
"I wanna be a singer and an actress," She replied, a random breeze making her hair flow in the air perfectly.
"Wanna give me a blowjob?" Kendall asked, smiling like an idiot.
"No, she's giving me ablowjob!" Carlos argued, smacking the back of Kendall's head. Soon, all four boys were fighting.
"Boys, boys, boys! Stop, please!" She said. It didn't work so she sang soprano and her beautiful voice reached the four boys' ears and hypnotized them into stopping.
"I choose James!" She said, jumping into James' arms.
James kissed her passionately. She was perfectly skilled in kissing even though she didn't have any experience. Kendall, Carlos and Logan sulked, defeated. Oh well, they could just wait for another perfect girl to come by, right?
A/N: LOL. That was totally random. Meh, but whatever. When I was writing this, I felt like I had to pee (You probably didn't need to know that) so that's my excuse…LOL. NO OFFENSE TO PEOPLE WHO LIKE OC STORIES! I just hate them…Oh, and did you notice that I made the OC's name by combining some names of the girls in Phineas and Ferb? LOL. BYEEE! Off to watch Family Guy!
