Wilson stood in the door way.

"Ready to go?" he asked pulling on his jacket.

House turned and looked at Wilson wide eyed.

"I hope the important news isn't that you've turned gay, what the hell are you wearing?"

"Julie bought it for me and I think I look nice." Wilson retorted

"You're a flaming metro sexual now, all the boys will want a turn!"

"Just get ready will you." Wilson gruffed.

"I am ready. I'm not changing into nice clothes when I'm only being seen by strangers. Such a waste of washing powder."

Wilson snorted. "And the last time you did any form of washing was..?"

"I got some of your left over crap from the fridge on my The Who t shirt and had to lick it off."

Wilson snorted as he left the doorway.

"Yeah, cause that clearly counts."


Just my attempt to write in character for House and Wilson.