Requested by inane 242 on TvTropes. Sicko.
"Cupcake, Mr. Voorhees?"
The masked man took one, a blue one with a hourglass and stuffed it in the mouth of the recently-decapitated teen. A bloody hacksaw was stuck in the neck.
Jason preferred to work alone, but for some reason…this bright pink, pony seemed to be one of the few beings that shared...a pastime. Love for murdering annoying teens. Well, Pinkie preferred to cook the victims into delicious cupcakes, something she used to do back home, before she ran out of victims.
Jason's luck changed. Instead of being killed by the last victim of the group, he made it through three groups…scratch that, four, and the worst that happened is that he had a hatchet buried into his shoulder. Pinkie fixed that.
"Too fat…" Speaking of whom, the sharply dressed pony was examining the six bodies, looking for future ingredients. Despite she longer sold cupcakes (Business…was slow, as she said.), she still made them, almost religious-like. " Not enough meat…hmm. Jason? This girl will do, she's the only one who doesn't have that non-sugar sugar in her system."
Jason, silent as ever, dragged the attractive blonde with the slit throat to the cabin where she and her boyfriend were staying at with their friends. Jason and Pinkie walked by the bodies of law enforcement that actually tried to stop them, but failed horribly.
"Just put her on the table. I'll get my saw."
Jason grunted. When the blonde hit the table, her hand landed on the open hand of a black woman cop, also with a slit throat.
"Hahaha." Pinkie came back in, cleaning off some meat chunks off her weapon for choice. "Her boyfriend was a meanie. I think she would have preferred this lady cop."
Jason continued to stand around, as if waiting for Pinkie's next order.
"Well, Jason…I think these two will make one cupcake, a really big one! A Couple's Cupcake! Haven't made one in a long time! It was pale cream and light turquoise…I'm getting off track." She held the saw over the head of the blonde. "Oh…Jason? I expect you to eat this cupcake with me."
If the mask came off, you could have sworn that Jason smiled.
