Izaya collapsed on his boyfriend's bed, letting out a sigh of exasperation. He spread his arms out wide and kicked off his black boots. His phone buzzed, alerting him to a new message from Namie. He ignored it and rolled on his side, staring intently at the clock. It was still only 9:30 PM. Shizuo wouldn't be home from his new job until midnight. What was he supposed to do until then? Nothing was on TV. Namie had finished up at the office and was only texting him to nag. Russian Sushi was closed for the night.

Finally, something caught the informant's eye. Up near the pillows was one of Shizuo's white shirts he wore under his bartender vest. It was wrinkled and smelled faintly of old, cheap cologne, for the brute had simply slung it there for the laundry later that night. Izaya snatched it and pulled it towards him, digging his face in it and inhaling the intoxicating scent that was Shizuo.

"Mmm..." he sighed, tightening his grip. He glanced at the clock. A minute hadn't even passed, but his actions had seemed to have taken an eternity.

He groaned in frustration when suddenly a light bulb went off above his head. He studied the white shirt for a moment before sneering evilly.

...

Izaya's phone buzzed obnoxiously from the nightstand. He clumsily grappled at it with one sweaty hand and held it to his ear.

"Izaya, that jack ass is making me work later... Sorry, but could you do the laundry tonight?"

"Mmmn... Ah, the... Hah... Laundry?"

"Izaya?" Shizuo twirled a pen around on the other line. "Izaya, are you alright?"

"S-Sorry... Shizu-chan... I'll do the... ah!... L-laundry..."

Shizuo stopped twirling his pen and glanced around his office. "Izaya? What the hell are you-"

"Oh, gonna...! Gonna cum if I keep hearing your voice!"

Shizuo felt his neck grow hot as he finally started to catch on. "P-Pardon me, Izaya?"

His only response was frantic panting until finally...

"I did soil your shirt, after all..."

...

"Shizu-chan?..."

...

"Ah, Shizuo?"

"...Izaya..." Shizuo scratched the back of his neck.

"Y-yeah?"

"I'm going to fuck you so hard when I get home."