Gabriel: Cassie! Dean-o! It's good to see you two together at last!
Dean: What!? We're not together!
Gabriel: What's the issue, kiddo?
Why are you holding back from such a man?
Is it the clumpy way he walks?
Hannah: Or the grumpy way he talks?
Balthazar: Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped
Weirdness of his feet?
Naomi: And though we know he washes well
He always ends up sort of smelly.
Gabriel: But you'll never meet a fellow who's as
Gabriel and Hannah: Sensitive and sweet!
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
So he's got a few flaws.
Metatron: Like his inability to feel fear,
Gadreel: His thing with the souls, dear,
Angel Duet: That's a little outside of nature's laws!
Dean: How are most of you still alive!?
Small Group of Angels: So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
but this we're certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper
Up with a little bit of love!
Castiel: Can we please just
Stop talking about this?
We've got a real, actual problem here.
Anna: I'll say! So tell me, dear
Is it the way that he runs scared?
Uriel: Or that he's socially impaired?
Lucifer: Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?
What!
Dean: How did you get out of the Cage!?
Michael: Are you holding back your
Bonding due to his unmanly fondness?
Hannah, Anna, Naomi: Or the way he covers
Up that he's the honest goods?
All Angels: He's just a bit of a fixer-upper,
He's got a couple of bugs
Castiel: No I don't!
All Angels: His isolation is confirmation
Of his desperation for human hugs
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
But we know what to do
The way to fix up this fixer-upper
Is to fix him up with you!
Castiel: ENOUGH! He is completely straight, okay!?
(blink, blink)
Gabriel: So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
Metatron: That's a minor thing.
Zachariah: His quote enstraightment is a flex arrangement.
Lucifer: And by the way I don't see no ring!
Male Angels: So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
His brain's a bit betwixt
Get the refusal to sway out of the way
The whole thing will be fixed.
Hannah: We're not sayin' you can change him,
'Cause people don't really change.
We're only saying that love's a force
That's powerful and strange.
People make bad choices if they're mad,
Or scared, or stressed.
Throw a little love their way.
Female Angels: Throw a little love their way.
Gabriel and Hannah: And you'll bring out their best.
All Angels: True love brings out the best!
Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper,
That's what it's all about!
Chuck: Father!
Naomi: Sister!
Lucifer: Brother!
All Angels: We need each other
To raise us up and round us out.
Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper,
But when push comes to shove.
Sam: The only fixer-upper fixer
That can fix a fixer-upper is
Angels:
True! true!
True, true, true!
Love (True love)
Love, love, love, love, love
Love! (True love!)
True...
Michael: Do you, Dean, take Castiel to be your angelically wedded-
Dean: Wait, what?!
Michael: You're getting married!
Angels: Love!
A/N:…And I regret nothing.
The song is from Frozen and I don't own it!
Merry Christmas, Cassie.
