Chapter 1- in which Dipper finds a love potion, and makes a choice
I awoke to sunlight streaming through the multicolored window in the attic of my Grunckle Stan's house. Or rather shack, as in the Mystery Shack. Maybe you've heard of it, maybe you haven't. We get a lot of visitors up here in Gravity Falls, Oregon.
I slid out of bed and padded over to my twin sister, Mabel, who was sleeping in her bed, clutching some sort of purple rhino. I certainly wouldn't know, it's not like I have a matching one from my 6th birthday party... heh...
So there I stood, ready to either scream in her ear or roll her out of bed ( she's done that to me a lot this summer...) when I noticed something unnaturally shiny under her bed. Now, Mabel has many unnaturally shiny things under her bed, but this one had a... supernatural gleam to it. Deciding not to wake Mabel up, I crouched down and picked what appeared to be a bottle of shiny pink gloop up. I read the label, muttering what I saw under my breath. "Love potion..."
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Where have I seen this before?, I thought to myself. Then it came back to me. Mabel and I have done a lot of crazy things this summer, and it's kind of hard to keep track of them. But this I remember. Do you know how Tambry and Robbie got together? My sister, the matchmaker, felt sorry for Robbie, who wasn't really still over his breakup with Wendy, ( She said it was messing up her aura, or happiness chart, or something like that ) so she decided to use a love potion she stole from the Love God to hook him up with somebody else.( You've heard of the Love God, right? Seen that viral video? If you haven't, get out from under your rock.) So she eventually decided that Tambry was the right match for Robbie, set them up on a blind date, sprinkled some love potion on their chili fries, and Abracadabra! Magic.
Then, an idea popped into my head. What if I used that stuff on Wendy? We'd make an AWESOME couple! Should I tell Mabel? I thought. Nah, I decided. Maybe later. I pocketed the potion and headed downstairs.
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