MUAHAHAHAHAHA! FEAR ME PEASANTS FOR I HAVE RETURNED WITH A NEW STORY WITH NO INTENTIONS TO UPDATE MY OLD ONES! /shot brutally by fans. Well, I am going to update... SOON but just lemme sort out my thinking for a bit 'kay?

Disclaimer: KnB does not belong to me.

Pairings: Selected fewxFem!Kuroko

Warnings: Female!Kuroko because I can and the boy's mind is too complicated to dwell in for long. OOC-ness, again because I am horrible at complicated personalities so I am bound to get at least one person's personality completely wonky. Mafia AU because this plot bunny has been pestering me for a bit and I would be unable to concentrate for my exams until I pen- uh... type it down. Based loosely off KHR.


Akashi Seijirou was sole heir to the strongest and most wealthy mafia familigia in the entire world, Gioia. It was a given that the young red head would require bodyguards, guardians as his father had oh so fondly put it. Guardians with special powers and Akashi has nine of them.

There was Murasakibara Atsushi with his enormous build and intimidating aura to fend off the cowardly enemies before they even got to the young heir.

Midorima Shintarou with deadly accuracy, especially with his favourite weapon of choice and lucky item for the day.

Kise Ryouta with his copy-cat moves that has the ability to copy any style of fighting.

Aomine Daiki with his formless abilty to shoot from anywhere and with deadly accuracy, much like Midorima only Aomine does miss sometimes.

Kazunari Takao and his 'eagle-eyes', calculating and already pinpointing what the enemy would do before they even had the chance to strike.

Himuro Tatsuya with his rhythmic martial arts that could take out an entire army with a few well-placed fingers in the correct places.

Kagami Taiga, adopted brother of Himuro, has a monstrous build and specializes in hand-to-hand combat.

Kasamatsu Yukio and Imayoshi Shoichi were the most normal of the group, the only thing that differentiates them from the average hitmen are that they both specialize in weaponry development. Of course, should need be they could take up arms that they created themselves and fight for Akashi as well, but with the monsters of bodyguards before them it was very unlikely that it would come to that.


The young mafia boss is now currently in what seemed to be an auction of rare... 'dolls'. Every one wore a mask to conceal their identity but nothing can ever escape Akashi's emperor eyes. He himself had donned a black wig to conceal his shock of red hair and a red mask with intricate gold patterns swirling around the two holes meant for eyes. The red head made a mental note to ruin the familigia's the men in the room were involved in, honestly it was not too hard to guess the reason why they wanted a 'doll' with the way they were licking their lips and wringing their hands in anticipation.

Akashi was actually attending this human trafficking auction for one sole purpose and one purpose only, to put a stop to this mortrifying act. The auction that he was attending was actually in charge of kidnapping people to be groomed and sold as sex slaves, any minute now the police would storm in and catch the moronic excuse of a boss red-handed. His guardians were all outside in their respective rides, with Murasakibara's car ready to carry their charge to a safe location.

He drummed his fingers on the red armrest and leans his cheek on his free hand boredly. The police sure was taking their own sweet time to arrive.

"And now, this is an absolutely new, absolutely rare and at the same time, dangerous specimen that we have newly imported from Japan!" Oh? This certainly caught the red head's attention, it was rare that this auction sold 'specimens' from other countries, especially from a country such as Japan. This was Sicily, Italy after all. And the fact that his intuition was setting off warning bells in his head did not help at all. He had this strong feeling that it was someone he knew and if it was... well, Akashi just might be donating some money to a lost cause.

The poorly lit stage's trapdoors opened and a golden cage with a red cloth draped over it was elevated onto the wooden platform. The MC grins as he fisted the red fabric and pulls it violently to reveal... nothing...? Akashi scowled at having been tricked to believe that there was actually a person he might have known.

"Ah~Do not whine just yet, take a closer look and tell me if you like what you see~" The MC sings

Akashi frowns and does as told, blinking in slight surprise and horror at what he saw.


A girl. Maybe one or two years younger than Akashi. Flowing layered powder blue hair that brushed against the surface of the ground as the 'specimen' sat up, revealing to be dressed snugly in a white Lolita outfit with white lace-up shoes. A tiny silver tiara set with a light blue sapphire was set atop the head as baby blue eyes stared into thin air. Akashi widened his eyes in surprise when he realized that his emperor eyes had failed to spot the girl before and made the decision to save the girl.

"Yes yes~ This is 'Vanilla Princess', her skin is as pale and fair as vanilla is it not? Her talents would be... well, everything really. She cooks, cleans, sings, plays every single instrument known to man, dances and... is a full-fledged virgin!" As soon as the MC spoke the last words, bidders started screaming out amounts of money that were actually considered pocket change to the young redhead.

The girl simply sits in the middle of the cage as the MC tries to keep things in order. "Now now! Don't be too hasty, you see this special doll has a special function. In order to test out a new drug that my familigia has produced, we injected an unknown drug into this little princess here. And guess what~ It destroyed her previous memories and left her pretty much like a doll, unable to move without someone aiding it~" To prove his point, the MC unlocked the cage, the bidders watching with morbid fascination as the girl simply stares at the open gate with as much emotion as a rock could provide, not even moving a muscle to move towards the exit.

"For this special doll with special talents and a special handicap for her, but maybe an advantage for you, let's start bidding shall we~? Opening bid would be..." Akashi got ready his bidding card, he had to save this girl. She was special, that was for sure. "One million euros!"

"One point five million!"

"Two million!"

"Three point five million!"

"Five million!"

"Twenty million." Akashi raised his bidding card nonchalantly as if he did not just utter a sum that is practically impossible for the average mafiaso, the room went silent at such a high bid. The MC jerks back from his shock and rushes to speak into the microphone again.

"A-Any more bids? Going once..." No one else raised their cards, as if deciding that the girl was not worth so much.

"Going twice?" The room was as silent as death, sans the murmurings from a few other hitmen.

"Sold!" It was at that moment the police burst through the door.

"FREEZE! PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEADS AND SURRENDER YOUR WEAPONS OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE ACTION!"

In the panic, no one noticed the empty cage on the stage.


"Aka-chin, who's the girl?" Murasakibara asks lazily as he chews on his rice cracker, hands on the steering wheel. The girl in question was in Akashi's lap and had her head tucked into the crook of the red haired teen's neck, eyes closed. Her breathing was slow and even as should one's breathing be when asleep. Akashi sighed.

"I suppose she is one of the victims in the human trafficking auction." Akashi mumbles, watching the slumbering girl with slight amusement, for someone who had gone through a traumatic event that could scar one personally for life, the girl sure could sleep well.

Little did Akashi know that, that evening, he had picked up an angel who would soon be someone very very special to him and his nine guardians.