Im sick of not getting attention because im not wearing a cheerios uniform! Why don't guys like me? I wear skirts all the time, I have more talent than everyone here, and I still don't have a boyfriend. I mean I have in the past. I briefly dated Puck, Finn and I had a serious relationship, and there was also Jesse. They all ended though and I have no one now. I just don't get it. What is wrong with me? I know I can be controlling and egotistical but so is everyone other girl in glee club. Rachel sighed as she walked down the halls of McKinley, deep in thought.

She continued to walk down the hall, but she slowed as she saw Santana and brittany leaning against the lockers when four football players surrounded them. "Thats it!" Everyone looked at her like she was weird, but Rachel didn't care because she decided "Im going to be a cheerio".

"I would like to tryout for the Cheerios please," Rachel said.

Quinn, Santana, and Coach Sylvester were all in shock. The only one acting normal, not showing any surprise on her face, was Brittany. Rachel wasn't sure if she didn't care, but most likely thought she just didn't hear her because there was something shiny on the floor. When finally, Coach Sylvester said "Show me what you got, big nose and you better not be wasting my time. I need to call the president about establishing 'I love Sue' day."

"You can't be serious? Man hands can't be on this team! She's a disgrace to the sport!" Santana yelled.

"Are you questioning my authority Santana?" Santana looked at the coach with horror, shaking her head no quickly. "Even if this proves a waste of my time, I need a good laugh." All the cheerios just looked like someone called them fat as Rachel followed Coach Sue into the gym. When they got in the gym Rachel danced and sang. She's a good dancer and an alright singer. I do need a replacement for Mercedes... and this girl is skinny enough to look good in a gender appropriate uniform. Too bad I have a rule against no plastic or I'd fix that nose so that all my girls were perfect. "Alright. You're in for now. Don't make me regret this. I don't take mistakes well.". Sending fear by eye contact.

However, not even the daggers in all the cheerios eyes could make her feel down. Im going to get a boyfriend and finally rule this school, Rachel thought as she walked out of the bathroom in her new uniform.

As she walked into the Glee room no one paid attention until Mr. Shue walked in behind her, accidentally mistaking her for Quinn as his eyes flashed over the uniform to his music once again. He was about to call the room to attention when they all gasped. They looked similar to the Cheerios when she had asked to try out.

"Rachel its not Halloween. Wait, is it?" Finn asked, looking genuinely confused.

Quinn slapped him in the shoulder and shouted, "NO FINN! IT'S THE MIDDLE OF MARCH! SHE'S JUST TRYING TO RUIN THE CHEERIOS!"

"Wait so you are actually on the squad?" Puck asked, looking at her in a new way that reminded her of when they used to date.

"Thats right!" Rachel squealed.