Two naughty Kim Possible Christmas cookies
For the holiday spirit. These guys have it. Merry Christmas, Happy Channukah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Festivus. Happy solstice. Happy whatever you celebrate, and may all your wishes come true. Peace on Earth, good will to all, and to all a good night. I never thought it was a bad little tree.
No, I'm not drunk. Why do you ask?
"You know, now I'm really glad you got your navel pierced", Shego said, her eyes locked on the ring and, more to the point, what was currently attached to it.
"Merry Christmas, Shego", Kim smiled, as innocently as one could while wearing nothing but a Santa hat. "Now come over here and kiss me under the mistletoe."
Shego dropped to her knees and looked up to admire the view, before leaning in for a very passionate kiss.
"I like the way you've decorated. You really went all out." Shego said when she walked in the door. "How'd you'd do the colors?" Kim had dressed for the occasion, if the Santa hat counted as dressed. Both women were admiring what Kim had trimmed into her pubic hair.
"A little food coloring. No big." Kim was rather proud of how it had come out. It had taken a while, in front of the mirror with the picture set up in front of her. It didn't help that she kept getting distracted by thinking about what she planned for Shego to do to her when she got home. It really didn't help that food coloring was water-soluble before it set and she kept leaving color trails all over herself that didn't completely come off. She had had to just color everything in and do a more - complex - design.
"I just get into the Christmas spirit", Kim said.
"I'll get you into the Christmas spirit", Shego replied, taking off her clothes as she walked over to where Kim was stretched provocatively on the dining room table.
"You'd better get some Christmas spirit into me pretty soon, or I'm going to lose all my holiday cheer", Kim pouted.
"Not gonna let that happen, Pumpkin. I'll put the Christmas spirit into you. Got a little Christmas spirit for ya right here", Shego said as she slid her fingers into Kim. Shego had a thought. "Wait a minute. You said this stuff comes off in water? This is gonna make a mess."
"No, no, that's only till it dries. Then it's waterproof, mostly. It'll wear off after a few days. So we can have Christmas spirit and holiday cheer on Boxing Day!"
"I'll put some holiday cheer in your box."
"Have you been hanging out with Motor Ed again? Seriously."
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