My first ever Muppets oneshot. I'm a Kiggy (KermitxPiggy) shipper. (As Miss Piggy would say, "People are interested in the Frog and the Pig!") I hop you enjoy and review!
The Frog And The Pig
"That's bear-able!" Kermit said, in the middle of his skit. His phone rang. "Excuse me. Hello?"
"Hey Kermie!" Miss Piggy said.
"Piggy! I'm in the middle of a show." Kermit said.
"Well I'm in the middle of an Effron and Clooney! I just wanted to tell you not to wait up, I think I'll be a while." Miss Piggy informed Kermit.
Kermit's face grew red. "Goodbye, Piggy."
"Adieu Kermie!" Miss Piggy said, hanging up.
"Fozzie, cancel practice. We're going to find 3 pigs." Kermit said.
Fozzie and Kermit were driving on Interstate Highway 9.
"Where do I turn?" Kermit asked.
"How am I supposed to know?" Fozzie asked.
"Fozzie, I gave you the map." Kermit said, turning back to view his furry friend.
"Oh, right. It says we should be up there." Fozzie said, pointing up in the air.
"Fozzie?" Kermit said.
"Yeah, Kermit?" Fozzie said.
"TURN THE MAP AROUND!" Kermit said.
"Alright, alright." Fozzie said, turning the map. "Turn right." He said suddenly, causing the car to fly to the right.
"Give me a warning next time." Kermit said.
"Okay. You're gonna turn left soon. Sooner. Sooner. Really close. Almo-" Fozzie was cut off by Kermit taking the map from him.
By some miracle of God, they made it to Piggy's mansion without dying/crashing into Gonzo. They went in only to find Piggy in a hot-tub...by herself.
"Piggy! Oh, thank God! Kermit was so jelly." Fozzie said.
"Jelly? Excusez-moi?" Piggy asked.
"Jealous." Kermit said.
"Oh Kermie. There's no need to be jelous. You will forever be the only frog in my life." Piggy said.
"And you will be the only pig in my life." Kermit said.
"Excuse me?" Miss Piggy asked, offended. She karate choped Kermit out of Le manoir du cochon.
"I'll go get the bucket." Fozzie said.
Alright, French time!
Adieu Kermie-Goodbye Kermie!
Excusez-moi?-Excuse me?
Le manoir du cochon.-The mansion of the pig.
I hope you enjoyed it and are forced to review by my friend Ralphie.
Ralphie-You no review. I kill you!
PLEASE REVIEW SO RALPHIE DOESN'T EAT YOU! HE'S EATEN PEOPLE BEFORE!~Juli
