so hello i am An Loser I-like Goodnerton Henry Terry Stu Witchcraft Irate Todd Charlie Harry but you can call me some loser with twelve names and i like games, books, books about games, and i like trains too
so i go to school with my friends, they're cool people and i like to hug them and they like to call me loser because that's my second name "hey loser do you like school" they said so i said "yes i love school school is where i learn about all the hot pockets" but then i was stopped because i fell into a hole "oops" i said "i fell into a hole" and then i was asleep and then i dreamed about myself and it was great
so then i woke up and then i'm like "where am i" and then i see a ball of darkness and i'm like "that's rumia, i'm going to walk away from that" and then i walked away but then i saw the ball of darkness right in my face and so i'm like "how did that get there" and then the ball of darkness talks to me and it says "hi i'm rumia, i'm going to eat you" but i didn't want to get eaten so i say "no i don't want to get eaten" so i run away, remember to say no to strangers, kids
so i run but i have literally no stamina so rumia catches up to me and she's like "i'm gonna eat you, prepare thyself" and i'm like "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo okay" and then she starts to eat me and it hurts but i do it for rumia "wow this hurts" i say "and i hope i don't die" but then there's a giant laser and then rumia is not eating me anymore "are you okay" says a voice from the giant laser but it's mima and not marisa saying it and that's probably way out of character but in all honesty nobody's gonna be in character like ever so
and then i say "no i'm not okay i just got partially eaten by a cute monster girl and she was cute and it hurt but i did it for her" and so like mima's like "okay so i'm going to bring you to the house of medicine and then you're going to fall in love with a rabbit girl" and i'm like "okay"
so we go to the house of eternity and we go there and we visit eirin and she's like "okay so you have a missing arm and it probably hurts so i'm going to put you to sleep" and i'm like "okay" and then she pulls out an anvil and drops it on my head so i get a concussion and then i go to sleep for a million years
so then i wake up and there's this rabbit girl, i kind of recognize her but in actuality i don't, because i got a concussion and i'm not gonna recover from that for a while, but then i recover from it because of magic and then the rabbit girl's like "hi i'm aru from qp shooting, i was told that you'd fall in love with me" and i'm like "yeah wanna make children" and she's like "no" and i'm like "okay"
~End of chapter 1~
