Kung Fu Alien
Chapter 1: New Technique And New Invention
At the Jade Palace, all of the villagers are happy with their peaceful lives while their children instantly played with each other and pretending to be the Dragon Warrior vs Tai Lung in their way of pretending to fight each other.
"You cannot stand in my way!", shouted the bunny child, pretending to be Tai Lung, "I am the greatest warrior in all of China!"
"Is that so?", said the pig child, "Well, I, the Dragon Warrior, fight to do what's right for all of his people because I have one thing that you don't have!"
"And what is that?", said a familiar voice and as the pig and bunny children turned around, it happens to be Tai Lung standing next to them.
"It's Tai Lung", said the pig child.
"Yes, it is", said Tai Lung, proudly, "And how, may I ask, are you children doing today? Hm?"
"Oh, we're pretending to be you and the Dragon Warrior himself", said the bunny child.
"Is that so?", said Tai Lung, "Well, do you have what it takes to overpower the greatest kung fu master in all of China, Dragon Warrior?"
The snow leopard then plays with the pig child for nearly two minutes, pretending to be defeated by the pig child as the Dragon Warrior himself before Tigress and Po appear.
"Wow", said Tigress, "You and the children are quite doing some great pretending, eh?"
"Well, then", said Tai Lung, "How do you pretend that you have married a handsome kung fu master like me and I can pretend I have constantly loved you as much as anyone in the world?"
"I don't think so", said Tigress and she chuckles happily before she and Tai Lung walked towards each other and kissed each other for a while.
Then, the two felines and Po went to the training room at the Jade Palace where they see Master Shifu waiting for them.
"Ah", said Shifu, "You three are here just in time. I want to teach you a new kung fu move that Master Oogway taught me."
"What kind of a new kung fu move is it, master?", asked Tai Lung, curiously.
"Watch", said Shifu and he closes his eyes before he takes three steps forward towards the end of the railing that he happens to be standing on.
Then, he jumps from the rail and while a spear shoots out, Shifu quickly dodges it and ran as fast as he could and as another spear appears, Shifu quickly uses his karate chop on it before pieces landed on the ground. After Shifu lands safely on the ground, he opens his eyes and sees the surprised look on the three student's faces.
"That was... awesome!", said Po, "How the heck did you manage that without opening your eyes?"
"It's called the Dragon Swift Technique, Po", said Shifu, "One of Oogway's possible teachings. Only one student, who may not have anything left within him, can use learn and master that technique by any means necessary."
"Awesome!", said Po, "I want to learn that technique."
"You will, Po", said Shifu smirkly, "after you and Tigress finished cleaning up the kitchen room."
"Chores just spoil all of the fun that I'm gonna have, Shifu", said Po, "I mean, come on."
"Ah, ah ah", said Shifu, wagging his finger at Po, "Doing chores is also a thing that kung fu masters do most of all other than teaching other new students some kung fu. Now, off to work, you two."
"Yes, master", said Tigress and she and Po bowed respectfully to each other before departing from the training room.
"What about me, Shifu?", asked Tai Lung.
"You can find Crane and Monkey and tell them that this master has taught you something very important", said Shifu.
"Yes, master", said Tai Lung and bowed respectfully before jumping onto the roof of the training room before running off as fast as he can.
"I guess I'll", said Shifu, "Go ahead and keep doing the technique."
Meanwhile, on the Top Secret Facility where the monsters have lived here for a few years, we see Link and B.O.B celebrate their 3rd anniversary of the day Susan herself defeated Gallaxhar, the alien king who threatened to rule all of earth by playing one of the Beatles' songs on a boom box "Ticket To Ride".
I think I'm gonna be sad,
I think it's today, yeah.
The girl that's driving me mad
Is going away.
She's got a ticket to ri-hide,
She's got a ticket to ri-hi-hide,
She's got a ticket to ride,
But she don't care.
She said that living with me
Was bringing her down yeah.
She would never be free
When I was around.
She's got a ticket to ri-hide,
She's got a ticket to ri-hi-hide,
She's got a ticket to ride,
But she don't care.
As the song plays on the background with instrumental background, we see Dr. Cockroach showing Susan and the others his newest weapon.
"What is it, Dr. Cockroach?", asked Susan, now curious.
"It's my newest creation", said Dr. Cockroach, "My "Tesseract Time Machine". It can transport any person, male or female, from one dimension to another."
"You mean, it can transport you to another world", said Susan, "Is that it?"
"Exactly, my dear", said Dr. Cockroach, "Now, tonight, before the moon is full, I shall test the machine, allowing you, Susan, to enter it and see if you can enter another world."
"Alright", said Susan, "I've always wanted to travel in time. I can write some research about the... the Egyptains who drowned the hebrew babies... or... I could visit China. That'll be great, would it, Dr.?"
"We'll see, my dear", said Dr. Cockroach, "I just hope it might work and when it does, we can secretly learn of the civilizations."
Meanwhile, back at the destroyed ship on a ground near the gas station, we see see a hand coming out of the destoryed silver metal from the ship. Then, from the shadows, it happens to be Gallaxhar, now returned from the dead and thinking that he was dead, but was not.
"Ah, ha ha ha ha ha!", laughed Gallaxhar, "Finally, after three years of waiting, I have finally returned. Now, I can plot my revenge on Susan and her miserable monsters!"
I'll update soon, I promise! Please review, dear friends!
