Don't own Pokemon.
I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS MONSTROSITY. I joined PokeTwitter, which is the reason for the lack of updates. The cheesecake and Mars being pregnant are all In Character jokes, but really all you need to know is we have a Badfic Friday. That is my excuse. Don't judge me D8
So one day, Mars was going to commit suicide because Cyrus didn't want her baby. Right as she was about to kill herself, Cyrus walked in.
"Mars, no. Don't do this thing |:" he said all blankface.
"Fine, I won't if you eat this cheesecake with me!" Mars said, pulling cheesecake out of nowhere.
"What. |:" said Cyrus.
"Eat the cheesecake!" shouted Mars, holding the cheesecake up to his face.
"No. I am never eating cheesecake again. |:" said Cyrus, shoving the cheesecake into Mars's face so it went all over her.
Suddenly, Cyrus had the powerful urge to eat the delicious-looking cheesecake all over Mars's face. He leaned in close and whispered, "Nevermind. I think I will. |:"
Suddenly, he licked the cake off of Mars's cheek. Mars smiled and offered her other cheek, which Cyrus licked clean all blankface. He kept licking the cheesecake off Mars's face until it was all gone. He stepped away from Mars, but Mars wanted to taste the cheesecake too and so she tackled Cyrus to the floor and shoved her tongue into his mouth, trying to get the cheesecake out. Cyrus cringed in disgust all blankface.
Suddenly Mars being all pregnant was horny. She ripped off Cyrus's pants and lowered herself onto his cock. She moved up and down moaning.
"No. Stop. |:" said Cyrus since he didn't like being raped.
Mars ignored him and kept raping her boss. Saturn suddenly walked into the room, took one look, and turned and left. Jupiter ran in and shouted "HEY GAIS CAN I JOIN IN?"
"No, go away," said Mars, still raping Cyrus who was still all blankface.
Fourteen hours later, Cyrus came and Mars was suddenly having another baby.
"I'm done now. Get off. |:"
The end.
