Genki Doctor's super-ethical non-ero Saints Row Reality Fanfiction
Chapter 1 of current 1
So, mutha f***a, where we goin' dis time?
We are going 2 North Korea.
Why?
We gotta delivah dat diuretic and spike dat rivah b***h.
K. Wen we go?
Art 4 am. dont be late.
were droppin in!
I haz mah haz mah hazmat soot, but y WE goin? Dont we haz n***as to do dis S**t 4 us?
Cuz were kewl. Cmon.
Deploy parashoot.
K.
Jamal and Kirim deployed shute and wielded their Socom Magnums dey got from da militarie popo.
We drop in 5.
K.
They get to ground. Enemy fire! Oh, severe illness! said Kirim.
We attack presently! said Jamal.
Alas, Genki Doctor appear from heaven! Egad!
I am Genki Doctor. Many greetings! No time for conversation! North Korea blows! Look!
Bomb Approaches! Genki Doctor say, I am a master bomb silencer! I can make silent the bomb!
I hope you can what you are saying!
Of Course!
We'll fire from your behind to the North Korean! Let's fighting!
Jamal and Kirim take the behind and Genki work on bomb.
Genki Doctor is bomb otaku in the past life! said Jamal
Kirim say, More fighting with less amount of gabber, Jamal!
Kirim, take drugs!
*Sigh* Jamal, you are right as always. I take drugs since kindergarten. Oh! I forget drug for this expedition? We must faster! I have the hulk disease!
Genki Doctor finish with bomb. We are done! Extract!
Jamal and Kirim go into plane at landing zone D. They go to America. Genki Doctor return to heaven.
Now finish! They had won!
