PKMN Villains ToD!
Flare enters the studio. She has shoulder length red hair and ruby red eyes.
Flare: Ok. Magnezone. Set. Blaze, where are you?
Flare's older sister Blaze enters. She has long red hair and dark red eyes.
Blaze: *enters* Here. I got Ninetales.
Flare: Co-host. Set. Co-host's partner. Victims?
Blaze: Crimson's getting them.
Flare: Victims. Coming.
Blaze: They'll probably kill you for this.
Flare: I got permission off Arceus.
Blaze: I have no idea how that works.
Flare: Arceus lended me the power to revive, materialize anything and have an unpenetratable barrier.
A girl dressed as a magma grunt with light blue hair and crimson eyes walks in.
?: Hello. Flare, Blaze.
Flare: *smiles* Cousin Crimson! Have you did as we asked?
Crimson smirks and a portal appears. It glows and when the glowing stops, the pokemon villains of the anime, movies, manga and games appear.
Maxie and Archie: The heck? We were battling!
Cyrus: Where are we?
Flare: You are my victims of my latest show. Welcome to PKMN Villains ToD.
Maxie and Archie: FUUUUUUUU-! *Blaze hits them*
Blaze: Language.
Ghetsis: I'm not being held captive by a 14 year old and a 16 year old!
Crimson: *pulls down hood* Don't forget about me!
Ghetsis: And a...whatever age you are...*Recognizes Flare and Blaze* Wait... I saw you two before! I was in a ToD with you two and i kept getting injured because of you!
Flare: Yay! Someone remembers us!
Cyrus: How could we forget? You had me dress in drag and date that thing. *points at Ghetsis*
Ghetsis: I'm not a thing!
Flare: Well... The show got cancelled and we lost all ideas and plans. And the last episode was never aired because of the studio fire. We thought it would be easier with just villains. Plus movie villains will get more focus than other shows! That means more Rei-kun! (Zero)
Zero: *mumbles* Stupid fangirls... *Normal voice* Who said you could call me that?
Flare: Me! Rei means Zero!
Crimson: *sweatdrop* Sorry. Flare is currently high on coke, sugar, chocolate, strawberries and fanta.
Giovanni: Strawberries? How can strawberries make you high?
Blaze: *shrugs* Anyway, This is an example/introduction chapter. We have no dares but we'll make some, anyway. To demonstrate our power.
Cyrus: *Looks at Flare* Wait. Before the first show i saw you. Weren't you part of my team?
Flare: Oh. That. Yes, until i got bored and wanted to get a capture styler to fight in Almia.
Dim Sun: What? You were that female helping Kate defeat us?
Flare: Yeah. Blaze used to be on team rocket for 2 years. Crimson is a magma grunt. She never did quit. PS, Maxie, Crimson saw a demented Groudon.
Maxie: What?
Crimson: Yup! It had tentacles and had a lava stomach and had demon eyes! It was going CRAAAAZZZYYY!
Maxie: What? A Groudon with tentacles? Was it a shadow version that was summoned wrong? Who summoned it?
Butler: *backing away slowly*
Crimson: A crazy scientist. He had a Mightyena, Kirlia, Salamence and Dusclops.
Butler: *slowly backing away*
Maxie: Sounds familar. What else?
Crimson: He had purple hair.
Butler: *Almost reached the door*
Maxie: I got it. *turns around* It was you! *points at Tabitha*
Tabitha: WHA? Me?
Maxie: You have a Mightyena and have purple hair. And i never saw all your pokemon!
Tabitha and Butler: *sweatdrop*
Crimson: Sorry, Maxie. It wasn't Tabby-chan.
Tabitha: Tabby-WHAT?
Crimson: *sees Butler's frightened face*He's dead.
Maxie: Oh.
Flare: Anyway, Mars, battle against ten magma grunts in a row.
Mars: *easily wins*
Blaze: Flare, you are so stupid. Tabitha, kiss Courtney, Shelly and Brodie.
Tabitha: What? Courtney is my fellow admin, Shelly is an Aqua and Brodie is a guy!
Brodie: *confused look* What's happening?
Blaze: *death glare* DO IT.
Tabitha freaks out and does the dare. Courtney blushes, Shelly glares and tries to kick him in the nuts and Brodie freaks out. Pay attention, idiot.
Crimson: Hm…Ice, do you have a crush on anyone?
Ice: No.
Blaze: *looking at her lie-detector* He's lying.
Ice: I'm not.
Blaze: The lie-detector doesn't lie.
Ice: *growls then mumbles*
Flare: What was that?
Ice: *says something quietly*
Blaze: Can't hear you. Speak louder.
Ice: Ilikekateokay?
Flare: My ears may be decieving me but I think Kate was in that.
Ice: *fumes silently*
Kincaid: He likes a ranger? What is the world coming to?
Flare: An end.*bursts out laughing*
Blaze: *rolls eyes* Whatever. Archer. Do you have a man crush on Giovanni?
Archer: *WTF face*
Proton: Yes he does. *Archer gives him a death glare* I'll stay quiet.
Crimson: Liking Giovanni doesn't make you gay.
Flare: It makes you human.
Crimson and Flare burst out laughing.
Villains and Blaze: -_-;
Flare: *calms down* Anyway, Archer, do you?
Archer: I don't.
Blaze: *looks at LD* surprisingly he's telling the truth.
Flare: Whatever. Garret, do you hate anyone? If so, who and why?
Garret: Yes. Lunick because he's an annoying idiot and meddler.
Crimson: What about Solana?
Garret: She's not as annoying and stupid.
Flare: Ok, Red Eyes, what's more annoying? Summer capturing your pokemon or a PMSing Blue Eyes?
Red Eyes: Definitely a PMSing Blue Eyes.
Blue Eyes: Hey!
Red Eyes: It's the Truth.
Blue Eyes: *sulks*
Flare: Um... Cyrus, do you EVER show emotion?
Cyrus: ...
Mars: Yup! Surprise...
Saturn: ...Anger...
Jupiter: ...Boredness...
Charon: ...And some more!
Flare: Shut up, Charon.
Ghetsis faints.
The hosts: ? What's with him?
Shelly: *picks up a cup* He was drinking then he collapsed...The drink's drugged.
Blaze: Who in blazes drugged him?
Maxie: I think i know...His name starts with B...
Tabitha: ...And he's smiling and standing next to me...*Points at Brodie who's grinning like a madman*
Crimson: Brodie, Why did you drug him?
Brodie: Oh...I don't know...Maybe because my ditto played a prank on him and he tried to kill it...
Tabitha: Don't try being sarcastic...
Flare: Oh yeah! Brodie, are you a player?
Brodie: A player? I don't know.
Courtney: He is, sorta. Apart from it works for any gender.
Flare: Then when was the last time he flirted with someone?
Courtney: Yesterday.
Blaze: Gender?
Tabitha: Guy.
Crimson: Team?
Brodie: Magma.
Flare: Who? Mack?
Mack: No.
Flare: Um...Commander Tabby-Neko? (Brodie shouts 'Hey!' in background, is ignored)
Tabitha: Tabby-WHAT? What the heck does Neko mean?
Crimson: Cat.
Courtney: Bingo.
Blaze: And how did Tabitha react?
Brodie: Hit me in the face with a frying pan.
Tabitha: Well I told you to pack it in.
Brodie: Aw, Don't be so mean, Tabs.
Tabitha: AGAIN with the nicknames!
Flare: Aha! A dare! Cometshipping time!
Cast: Comet-what?
Blaze: *rolls eyes* More like commanderxwhateverbrodieis time.
Crimson: They mean Yaoi. TabsxBrodie.
Cast: The heck? Yaoi?!
Flare: BoyxBoy love.
Tabitha: The hell? Who do you think you are? I'm not kissing another guy!
Blaze: *SCARIEST GLARE IN THE WORLD* DO IT.
Tabitha: NO.
Blaze: I'll kill you. *Gets a rifle ready*
Cast: O.O SHE'S INSANE.
Tabitha: *Tiny voice* Fine...
Flare: *cheerfully* By the way, It has to be on the lips for 10 seconds!
Brodie & Tabitha: O.O oh my god. She looks innocent but she's so evil.
Crimson: If you don't want to be killed, you better do it. Flare's more dangerous than Blaze.
Tabitha: Fine...
Brodie: *mumbles* I don't want to die at 20... *kisses Tabitha*
Yaoi Fans(mostly girls and gays): KYAAAAAAHHHHH!
Non-Yaoi fans/non-gays/gays-in-denial: GROSS!
10 seconds later...
Tabitha: *breaks away from Brodie then punches him in the jaw*
Brodie: Ow! What was that for?
Tabitha: Perv.
Brodie: What did i do?
Tabitha: Unless my tongue was hurting, i don't understand why you had your tongue in there.
Brodie: *slight blush* What? Couldn't help it! 10 seconds is a long time!
Flare: *covering nose* Oh my...
Crimson: ...God...
Brodie: *sigh* No reason to punch me. *sparkles* It sounded like you liked it.
Tabitha: *faint flush then notices sparkles and hits him* BRODIE! STOP SPARKLING! IT'S REALLY FREAKING ME OUT!
Blaze: Tabitha is really freaked out.
Flare: We better end. please review with dares...
