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A bit of messed up priorities
Chapter One
Our story starts in the middle of the summer before the first term in Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts. Snape casually strolls up to Trelawney office with a single red rose held behind his back. He scrambles up her ladder and quietly opens the trapped door (although it emits a incredibly loud screech). He pulls himself up to his full height, straitening his dress robes as he does so.
"Oh, SEVERUS," a misty voice says from behind him. He jumped, obviously realizing that Trelawney had seen the single gorgeous red rose. His face turned the pink color of a small piglet on a sunny day as he turned around gently presenting the rose to his love.
"Sybil, my beautiful love." said Snape in a wistful voice.
"I have been kept up playing on my Chemistry set for hours making a potion for that stupid Remus Lupin. I have longed to see you all day since we gazed passionately at each other at breakfast in your office."
"Oh, Severus," she said in a quiet whisper and edged closer to him.
"Syb.." and he held her and pulled her tight embracing her in a horrible kiss (although she had not known any better because of her lack of relationships, Snape was actually her first boyfriend).
"Snookyputins.." he said releasing her.
"My suger-covered-Snapey-poo," she said with tears in her eyes.
"Oh how I love thee," Snape said. "my dear Sybil," he said bending down on one knee.
"it was ten years ago to this date that we first gazed passionately into each others eyes and kissed by the lake,"
"Sev.."
"Sybil, I..I.. I.. Will you marry me???"
" Oh, my-Chocolate-Cherry-dumpling, yes, yeeesssssssss!"
Severus's face broke into a huge smile and reviled a lovely three-karat diamond heart ring.
"O, snookey-putoms…" Sybil gasped, and she fell into his arms, barely keeping from blacking out in shock of happiness. And they kissed passionately.
"Uh, profess.." Harry, Ron, and Hermione stood in the doorway with a disgusted look on their face as if they had Hippogriff poop under their nose.
"POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A slimy, yet most embarrassed yell shrieked from Snape's mouth, which made you almost question if his voice had changed yet. "OUT, OUT!!!!!"
As Harry, Ron, and Hermione left the room, they glimpsed a horrifying romantic kiss as Snape lifted Trelawney up in his arms.
"Bloody Hell!" was the only two comprehensive words that could be taken from the three teenagers as they were walking down the staircase. By the time they had reached the bottom all of them had regained some composure. "I think I have been scared for my bloody life!" said Ron.
"Oh Ron we shouldn't have been there! I mean, seriously that's none of our business!" Hermione exclaimed.
"Come one we need to get to get out of here before Snape comes back." Ron looked disgusted at the idea.
"Come back, what the hell do you mean 'come back' Hermione.
" Lets worry about that later, I just don't want to be around when they come down." Shivered Harry.
While walking down the stairs Hermione tried to talk to them about what they had seen, although it was futile.
"Fine, come on we'll talk about what we saw later."
"Yes Hermione, you can be Ron and My therapist, because god knows I'm gonna need one now that I've seen my two favorite teachers sucking face. And with that, they continued to walk down the stairs until…
