7teen

Hey I'm actually getting to do one of the stories I promised. This is a 6 teen crossover, I don't blame you if you hadn't heard of it, it was on for a short time during Nickelodeon; as it turns out it's Canadian. Which brings me to another point, I'm making this an AU and saying the 6teen gang is American because it makes it easier for me to write about them. However, some of you will be happy to know that this is going to be one of the few exceptions to my whole have Ranma be cured thing, so this time around he's keeping his curse. I hope you give it a fair shot, start the fic.

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Jen awoke with a yawn and stretched in her bed. Her chestnut brown hair was in a complete mess also known as a bed head. She was a committed, admirable, and responsible seventeen year old girl.

She enjoyed sports, planning for the future, and like any straight girl had an attraction for cute boys. She had been known to have a quick temper sometimes, and was occasionally prone to nosiness, all of which made some of her friends regard her as kind of a control freak.

She heard a noise outside her window, maybe somebody had finally bought the house next door. She opened her curtains and was greeted by the oddest sight she had ever seen in her life. A panda and a red haired girl were carrying a sofa out of a moving truck and into the house next door, it looked like the panda really wasn't doing his fair share and it was angering the red haired girl.

The red haired girl must have said something to make the panda mad because he had dropped the sofa, much to the girl's frustration, and wrote something on the for sale sign before chucking it at her.

The girl shouted something in Japanese and dropped her half of the couch. It looked like a fight was about to start until a woman in a kimono came out of the truck carrying a katana. She unsheathed it and immediately the panda and girl picked up the sofa and took it inside the house while sweating.

"That is so freaky!"

Jen looked at her alarm clock and frowned. "Crap!! I was supposed to meet the guys an hour ago!"


Ranma poured a bucket of hot water on himself changing him back into a guy. "Damnit Pops, moving to a new country is hard enough and I don't need you making it harder!"

The large panda poured a tea kettle on top of himself changing him into a fat man with glasses and a bandana on his head.

"Boy, you had better show me some respect! The schools must still be united and if it wasn't for your mother…"

Ranma quickly started to wave his hand underneath his chin in a 'cut it out' motion.

"Your mother is right behind me, isn't she?"

"Yep."

"And she has the sword out?"

"You bet'cha."

"So like I was saying…If it wasn't for your mother I'd be a very poor, fat, miserable, old man with absolutely nothing to live for!!" said Genma.

Nodoka walked over to her husband and patted him on the head a couple of times.

"That's a good husband. Because I know you aren't still thinking of hooking my manly son up with that violent Akane woman."

Genma was sweating up a storm, trying his best to hide his fear.

"O-Of course not hun, you said she wasn't womanly enough for our son and…"

"None of them were womanly enough!! My son is such a man among men that even as a woman he is manly! Therefore only a woman among women can date my son let alone be engaged to him!!"

Ranma sighed, on the one hand she had called off all the engagements she had been able to, but on the other hand they moved to an entirely different country because not only did she want a fresh start for the family but the country sounded manlier.

"Ranma…" Nodoka handed Ranma some dollar bills; "Here's some American money, take a bus down to the mall and see if you can find a job. I don't care what it pays just as long as it's manly. Who knows, maybe you'll even fall in love with a coworker and get married."

Ranma sweatdropped.

"Uh mom…"

"And then before you know it, I'll have lots and lots grandchildren!!"

As Nodoka started to fantasize about what her grandchildren might look like Ranma's sweatdrop increased.

"Uh…"

"Forget it boy, she's gone for the moment. Probably best to just do as she says, be home before nine and bring me back something to eat!" said Genma.

Ranma grumbled and walked out of the house mumbling something about having a messed up life.


Jude Lizowski was a seventeen year old blonde with a knack for extreme skating. He loved hanging with his friends and was currently the manager of Stick It. He was currently trying to touch his forehead with his tongue in front of a giant lemonade stand which actually resembled a giant lemon.

"Jude, what are you doing?"

Jude turned his head to see his African American friend Wyatt Williams. He used to work at Spin This but when his ex-girlfriend/employer found out that he had a secret shrine to her she slapped a restraining order on him from mall security. He got a new job at Burger McFlipsters where he composes and sings original lyrics to customers, attracting many girls.

Wyatt was the typical nice guy and he has trouble talking to women he finds himself attracted to without the assistance of his friends, and believes in luck. He had a caffeine addiction which made him completely dependant of coffee.

"Trying to touch my forehead with tongue. I checked the world records book and saw that this was an unclaimed record, I'm going for it dude!!"

It was then that a Chinese woman with dyed purple hair and nose ring came onto the scene. Her name was Nikki Wong, she was a realistic tough girl who tended to sometimes be grumpy, sarcastic, and cynical. She is usually the most sensible among her friends, and is highly individualistic, which puts her at odds with the Khaki Barn's rules and regulations, as the store's philosophy states that individualism is overrated. Often, she will skip out on her duties at work and criticize others for their lack of personal style. Under normal circumstances, Nikki hates chocolate, but her menstrual cycle causes her to eat it compulsively and resort to shopping therapy. She enjoys listening to rock music, is a fan of a band called The Mighty Weasels, and secretly adores DawgToy, a popular boy band.

"Jude, don't you know that it's physically impossible for your tongue to be that long?" asked Nikki.

Jude paused for a moment before bringing his tongue back into his mouth.

"Dude…harsh."

"Who wants lemonade?"

A blonde seventeen year old girl with a lemon hat on her head placed a number of lemonade glasses on the table, her name was Caitlin.

Caitlin came from an upper-class background, born to wealthy parents; her father is an attorney. She enjoyed keeping up with new trends and dating attractive males, but is prone to weakness, distraction, jealousy, and competition. Occasionally, she can be self-centered and shallow. She often describes herself as a "slave to fashion" and a "high maintenance menace," and regards teen magazines as women's Bibles. She loves her friends, however she is almost always ready to stand them up for a good sale. She was highly susceptible to the effects of PMS during her menstrual cycle, during which she becomes prone to mood swings.

"I'll take one of those."

Jonesy Garcia grabbed a lemonade and drunk it down with one swig. He was a tanned, tall seventeen year old who was lazy, smug, and persistent. He often enjoys sports, chasing after beautiful women, and formulating get-rich-quick schemes, but is also prone to deviousness, arrogance, male chauvinism, and lying, though he cares deeply for his friends and puts their needs before his own. Rather impressionable, he is easily fooled, like when his friends scared him out of skydiving with their stories of jumps gone awry. Jonesy also thinks that he can speak Spanish fluently, although his Spanish is poor according to Nikki. Despite his headstrong personality, Jonesy has numerous insecurities. He has a mild case of claustrophobia, a fact he does not readily admit because he thinks it tarnishes his tough guy image, and a fear of blood stemming from the childhood trauma of having a nosebleed that failed to stop. The latter does not, however, seem to prevent him from watching gory movies. The only person able to remotely calm him down while panicked is Nikki.

About a year back Jen's mother married his father so they had become step siblings, her family had moved in to their house. Even though she isn't always enthusiastic about his family's traditions, he still treated her like a sister.

As all the others grabbed their own lemonade Nikki noticed that Jonsey was already on his second glass.

"Hitting the lemonade kind of hard, aren't you?" asked Nikki.

"So?"

"You got fired again, didn't you?" asked Wyatt.

"…Maybe."

Caitlin poured another glass as their last friend Jen ran over to them.

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I had the weirdest morning."

Jen picked up a glass of freshly poured lemonade but for some reason put it back down.

"What's wrong, Jen?" asked Wyatt.

"Nothing, I'd just prefer my lemonade to be drool free." said Jen.

Caitlin was standing, drooling on the spot where the lemonade glass she picked up had once stood.

Nikki waved her hand in front of Caitlin's face a couple of times but got no reaction.

"Yep, she's gone."

"I think she's staring at that Japanese guy. " said Jonesy.

Jonesy pointed a table way where Ranma was sitting, with his head on the table in a depressed manner.

"Guy seems bummed." said Wyatt.

"Maybe we should cheer the guy up." said Jude.

"We don't even know him!" said Nikki.

"Would you just look at him for five seconds? I've never seen a dude that depressed!"

Jen squinted her eyes at the depressed teenager, she had a nagging suspicion she had seen him somewhere before but she couldn't figure out where.

"I say we do it. Jonesy, see what you can do to snap Caitlin out of her drool stare and bring us some lemonade."

Ranma sat in his chair with his head on the table feeling depressed until he felt a presence. He lifted his head and saw that there were five other teenagers sitting with him. It always seemed as if people were demanding things of him. He wondered sometimes what a normal life would be like; a life where he didn't have friends who wanted to kill him, where there wasn't an engagement around every corner, and where nobody made expectations out of him without speaking to him about it. With the life he had, normal actually started to sound pretty good.

"Hey bro, why ya so bummed?" asked Jude.

"It's a long story." said Ranma.

"We got time." said Jonesy.

Ranma weighed his options for a moment and decided to let them in on it. He wasn't sure why but he felt like he had to tell his story. Maybe it was because he needed to get it off his chest to someone who would actually listen to him, or maybe it was because he could tell that none of them were martial artists, hence they couldn't randomly attack him like everyone else in his life. Whatever the reason, Ranma decided to open up none the less.

"It's pretty farfetched but if you're sure you want to hear it…"

As Ranma was about to start his story Caitlin walked over carrying the lemonade when she suddenly tripped spilling all of the drinks on Ranma.

Where once a raven haired man sat was now a busty redhead. Needless to say this left everyone slack jawed.

Ranma rubbed the back of his neck as he typically did. "Well they were bound to find out sooner or later, maybe this will make my story more believable."

"I'm Ranma, sorry about this."

And that's the first chapter, there have been some people out there that keep saying that every Ranma crossover possible has been done. I don't buy that for a second, there are tons of different crossovers out there that you could do with Ranma, you just have to look hard enough.